/hoc/ general: Vancouver is a riot edition

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

Whatever.

And then Finland memes.

1st for I will raise my son as a Leafs fan

you mean yur wifes son

>i will raise my wife's son as a Leafs fan

>laffs

>sharks in 4
>sharks in 5
>sharks in 6
>sharks in 7

Good lad

>raising lil your wife's Pajeet as a laffcuck fan

RIP

>7 posts
>6 IPs
>made this thread and this comment before linking it in the old thread

lmao faggot laffers

>Being a Vancouver fan
Almost nothing worse tbqh

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Post ass or go away cunt

No Faam, I'm OP and

Are my posts

real /hoc/ thread here

>raising sukhwinder Singh as a laffs fan

This is real /hoc/ i can tell

I can tell the laffs is a poo poo team.

I will call child services on you

You know it's true

>no future

>tfw no hokkei
I need something to watch

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Porn

This coming from a Leafs fan? Wew Lad!

Leafs have the best prospects in the league fom
Canucks are being ruined by their retard gm

You have been forced to become a fan of a Canadian hockey team.

Leafs or Canucks
Sens or Habs
Flames or Oilers
Jets or Wild

NBA, better sport

>kip's opinion
>worth a damn

FINLAN MENTIONED IN THE OP

An American /hoc/
A Finnish /hoc/
And a Canadian /hoc/

Are all created at the same time, which one do you think became the real /hoc/?;)

Tip top delusion

Nylander, Marner and Reilly is just Tlusty, Kadri and Schenn all over again. Save us from Tim Cunter, Auston.

>NBA
>better sport
oh that was a good laugh

Leafs are going to have 5 players vying for the Calder next year (Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Brown, Zaitsev), Cantpucks won't have even one

ARE YOU TELLING ME LAFFS WON'T BE BOTTOM 10 IN THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON?

Edit: oops, capss

>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs

That was easy

Leafs
Habs
Flames
Wild

>laff
>winning an award for on-ice performance

I don't think so, friend

>the last to do so was Mogilny
>winning the Lady Byng
>which he refused to accept, correctly pointing out it's a meaningless award
>13 years ago

>laffs

Chill, lass. They will be I was just having a meme

7.5/10 fresh meme

Not even close none of those prospects were as highly touted as one of the current ones.
Reilly is also better than Schenn ever was already

They will be but the Cantpucks wont be far ahead if they are lmao

hahahahhahahahahahaha
are you being serious?

>knowing this much useless shit about a team you don't even follow
lmfao

>confirmed for 12 years old
>laffs

>won't be far ahead

ah, so we will be ahead

:^D

>hating lol i trol u's hockey knowledge

why would you hate someone who actually watches and knows about the sport???

Van City will finish below them though;)

>implying the laffs aren't a well-known laffingstock across the league

also

>67
>laffs

Matthews is a first overall pick; Marner is a fourth overall pick who will be in his draft+2 season having done everything possible in the CHL; Nylander has already gotten a taste of the NHL and might actually have an edge on the previous two guys; same thing with Brown. Each player matches the profile of players who typically vie for the Calder. Zaitsev is the only one who you can debate, he's a bit of a wildcard.

I can explain it to your pleb ass but I can't make you understand.

All these cantpucks mad because they know Benning is going to ruin their team
>old players
>no prospects
>never ever a cup lmao
Benning is trading away your future for Gudbrannson lmaoooooooo

you gotta be false flagging, nobody is this delusional
8/10

You know what you are? An abused housewife. You're exactly like an abused housewife. Just like how a husband tells his wife: "Oh I'm a changed man" Leafs management tells you: " All these prospects are different than before." Just as a husband says to his wife: "oh I promise I'll never hurt you again" is the same way that Leafs management says "Oh this rebuild will actually work this time" ... you're a fucking abused housewife suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

>"proud"

>implying you're not psychotically obsessed with a franchise with no meaningful relation to your own

>Jim Benning

Bob McKenzie says he expects VAN to have a busy summer and that the trading is far from done. I can't wait to see what they come up with

why are laffs fans acting like oilers fans from years past?

they got ONE 1st overall pick and they think they're top shit

Oilers have had a billion 1st overalls and still suck ass

There is no Swedish word for "pride"

It's not delusion you fucking retard. Even Bob McKenzie said he thinks Marner is going to be amazing in the NHL very quickly next season. I guess this is where you're pathetic enough to think you know better than him ;-)

>not realizing the difference between first overalls like Hall/RNH/Yak and Matthews

dumbass chink bitch

That's actually a fair criticism, Hongcouver fans just get me so riled up with their constant ignorance and baiting.

>s-stop making fun of us

lol no

>laffs

>Implying Toronto Sports Network is not incredibly bias to the leafs

you already peaked in your false flag, this is just boring now

Ad Hominem
lmao hopefully he drives them into the ground more
None of those players were as good as Matthews none were a concensis number 1

Their greatest hope for the future is a glorified 3C in Bo Horvat. Hard to get hyped on that. Easier to pretend other teams are in just as dire straits.

>concensis
wew
also matthews isnt the consensus number 1 either

>mad
>at hockey

Nice meme, my man. Did you use memegenerator.com for that fresh new meme?

Mad at good prospects?

McDavid > Matthews

and even with the other 3 1st overalls on the Oilers, they were still at the bottom of the league

very highly doubt the Leafs would be a playoff team (or even a bubble team) next year

>Living
>In "British" "Columbia"

One thing I'll give to you is it's probably hard not to get infected with the Leafs obsession. I remember staying in that shithole, all I heard was people shittalking the 6ix, I go back to the 6ix and no one even knows what Vancouver is.

Finnish players born in 1994 and after

Top 300 prospects by HFBoards:

5. Mikko Rantanen (Col 2015 10th)
8. Sebastian Aho (Car 2015 35th)
22. Julius Honka (Dal 2014 14th)
61. Kasperi Kapanen (Tor 2014 22nd)
83. Juuse Saros (Nsh 2013 99th)
88. Esa Lindell (Dal 2012 74th)
101. Artturi Lehkonen (Mtl 2013 55th)
105. Vili Saarijärvi (Det 2015 73rd)
109. Aleksi Saarela (Car 2015 89th)
116. Ville Pokka (Chi 2012 34th)
123. Ville Husso (Stl 2014 94th)
147. Julius Nättinen (Ana 2015 59th)
189. Roope Hintz (Dal 2015 49th)
216. Petteri Lindbohm (Stl 2012 176th)


Graduated players:

Aleksander Barkov
Rasmus Ristolainen
Olli Määttä
Teuvo Teräväinen
Joonas Korpisalo


To be drafted:

Patrik Laine
Jesse Puljujärvi
Olli Juolevi
Markus Niemeläinen
Kristian Vesalainen
Eeli Tolvanen
Urho Vaakanainen
Juuso Välimäki

Feels good man.

>70 posts
>17 posters

Damn this is why other boards think we're autistic

>thinking Bob McKenzie could be affected by bias when he's the foremost hockey journalist with the most integrity
>not realizing that no matter what you do nothing can stop the Leafs prospects from being better than yours

>by HFBoards

Stopped reading there. Nice Gretzky dubs btw

>670
>laffs

I will memes into reality using only the power of my mind

>pointing and laughing at the laffs and their endless humiliating failure
>and the alternating cycles of delusion and bitter bitter anger of their """""""""fan"""""""""base
>obsession

can you do one for Swedish players and Canadian players?

All I see is a computer generated list of Finnish names. Mix and match to create your own Finn!

>there is only one non-leaf and non-finn poster before me.

>think we're autistic
I don't think, I know you're autistic

Dont be stupid and act like he isnt Laine is great but go look up the scouting reports and draft rankings 90% say Matthews Ive seen one from ESPN saying Laine
No shit McDavid is better Matthews is around Eichels level. Im not saying next year but in 3 years they will be making the playoffs

>i dont understand words I use
not surprising considering you didnt know how to spell it either

Might commit tonight to getting buzzed and arguing with you lads and lasses tbqh.

You're being way too optimistic. The leafs went full Edmonton and it will come back to bite them.

part of the reason matthews is so highly touted is because of his age. hes basically a year older than everyone else in this draftclass. if he was drafted last year he wouldnt be on mcjesus or eichels level.

already buzzed tee bee aiche

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many Canadians, would take hours

Hey its monday, jacques

You're wrong and everything you have ever done was a mistake. And your mom is a whore.

It's Tuesday. And how did you know my name, Genghis?

Your Leafs obsession is greater than Toronto Sports Networks

exactomundo

>the level of inferiority complex needed to actually use the phrase "Toronto Sports Network"

>attacking my spelling instead of what I actually said
You could be right but i think in three years being a first round exit playoff team isnt that much of a stretch leafs wont be in contention for the cup in atleast 5-6 years
Ive seen people on tsn saying Matthews would have been a close third to eichel last year

>tfw nobody commented on the quality of my OP:(

tfw wanna gas all the laffs fans

You realize Tony Granato, as in the guy who has coached both Eichel and Matthews in the USNTDP program, thinks Matthews is better, correct? He's likely the one person best suited to making the comparison having been super up close to both prospects.

>not being grateful to the Leafs fans who let your disgusting chink ancestors into this country

>tfw you should stop posting

>laffers
>white

Pick one you double nigger

well actually you refuted your own point by admitting he isnt the consensus number one pick

>not having them to laugh at every single year
>not enjoying their early-season delusion and then savoring their mid-season shock and horror when reality sets in, fading to misery and depression every single spring

>says the Hongcouverite who lives in a glorified Chinese colony