Eduardo Rodriguez (0-0) vs. Kevin Gausman (0-2 3.24 ERA)
Red Sox:
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF 2. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B 3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS 4. David Ortiz (L) DH 5. Hanley Ramirez (R) 1B 6. Travis Shaw (L) 3B 7. Chris Young (R) CF 8. Blake Swihart (S) LF 9. Christian Vazquez (R) C
Orioles:
1. Adam Jones (R) CF 2. Nolan Reimold (R) LF 3. Manny Machado (R) SS 4. Chris Davis (L) 1B 5. Mark Trumbo (R) DH 6. Matt Wieters (S) C 7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B 8. Joey Rickard (R) RF 9. Paul Janish (R) 3B
7:05 EST
Kevin Adams
Hoping for the good e-rod this outing
also >JBJ taking paternity leave what a wonderful father
Jonathan Morris
>tfw sitting in traffic, radio isn't working, and it's hot
wew lads at least I'm getting a burrito
Kevin Butler
>E-Tip's first game back is against the Eternal 4th Placers
FUCK
please don't suck tonight
also how's it going bros, missed the last couple of threads because reasons
>eternal 4th placers got cucked by the cuckler
Ayden Lopez
AHAHAHA
BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE
ROOKIE MOOKIE O O K I E
M O O K I E
Dominic Gonzalez
AHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY
FUCK
BACK 2 BACK BABY
BASED FUCKING MANLET
>ETERNAL >4TH >PLACERS
Ayden Jones
Wow fuck this team
I missed your all caps m8
Joseph Richardson
>those empty seats Looks like eternal 4th placer fans checked out early after those two homers.
James Nelson
Hanley has to fucking lead the league in 3-0 counts turned into outs.
The dude's such a fucking moron sometimes.
Luke Taylor
Whore
Samuel Anderson
Dude I literally just turned it on who the hell scored? Iv been so pumped for this game bros I love E-rod and hope he does well.
Aiden Anderson
You're a whore.
Mookie and Pedey went back2back
John Gray
E-Tip please don't suck.
Matthew Bennett
>Royals fans are stuffing the ballots for the AL star vote
Xander, Jackie and Papi need to get in there this is ridiculous
Kayden Powell
>LEFTY KILLER >THE WORST DEFENSIVE OUTFIELDER WE HAVE >PLAYING CENTER BECAUSE JBJ IS TOO BUSY FUCKING BITCHES
PUT HIM IN FUCKING LEFT OR SOMETHING, ANYWHERE BUT CENTER
Julian Green
Literally how Half their players are kill
Tyler Green
Because Royals """"""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""
Vazquez please stop sucking.
Tyler Anderson
Swihart would have caught that Vaz
Asher Long
I CANNOT TUCKING BELIEVE I MISSED A BACK TO BACK
FUCK
I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THIS BURRITO DELIVERED
FUCK been waitingwaiting al day for this game
Isaiah Johnson
They did this last year and the league did a fucking reset or something because 90% of the team were Royals.
I dont even mind the Royals but the All star game aspect of them pisses me off
Oliver Howard
tbqh with you Joe, the only thing that bothers me is Xander not being literally a runaway candidate with the most votes
he's so obviously the best SS in the AL (not counting Machad) it's not even fucking funny how he has to ""contend"" with Escobar for the spot.
Luke Anderson
BASED E-TIP
IS HE BACK BROS?
Nolan Wright
The viscosity of cancer present in Sup Forums Royos fans transfers to normies at a high rate
Also wooo RISP
Landon Rivera
I agree, Im gonna spam the vote in a moment and I think you should too. Only problem I have is who to pick for outfield outside of Jackie and Mookie.
Can any O's fans tell me what they make in that factory or is it not active?
Joshua Mitchell
this butholes replacement is pretty nice
hopefully he can hold down the fort until JBABYJ comes back
Ian Ward
Machado sitting in the third base spot though. Guess our designated SS spot is JJ Ow My Backy With Moustakas dead and no one else really ringing bells for 3B in the AL, manny will check in at hot corner, giving X the SS.
Colton Brown
French animes and dank memes
Christopher Allen
Machado should probably be able to anchor down 3B handily. I think he's registered at that position and not SS, which wouldn't be fair to Xander.
They should both be in the ASG tbqh with you Joe.
Jace Carter
Is the Lefty Killer the best walk-machine that faces righties ever?
I swear every time he gets up to bat against a righty he either walks or strikes out looking.
Noah Carter
So many empty seats.
Is it still cheap as fuck to get tickets to O's games?
Angel Edwards
it's a warehouse
no i don't know what's inside. At the games i can see the light on and a person walk around sometimes, so i know it's still used for something
Jeremiah Smith
I cannot wait for fucking Swihart to get hot
Also where is that German cuck from yesterday did he finally learn his place?
Justin Jones
>those empty seats
Jesus baltimore you're 2 games out of 1st in the division.
Logan Powell
Yeah. Bogearts having a strong repeat year. Sadly, Yost will be the AL manager again, so there's a very slight chance of a dicking if it's a close vote. Maybe Who's will knock him out too. At least no more competition from that Daniel Jater guy
Zachary Wilson
hahahah this
reminder that Camden is literally Fenway of the south (kinda same with Tampa Bay)
but yeah LOL
Michael Carter
>40 pitches in the bottom of the 2nd
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Yost will be the AL manager again, so there's a very slight chance of a dicking if it's a close vote.
this would trigger me beyond comprehension
Elijah Rogers
I thought Tillman starts tomorrow
Jordan Long
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>PITCHING MOOKIE BETTS WITH A FASTBALL INSIDE >LITERALLY EVER
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
Josiah Lopez
>homOs
Samuel Harris
Wow, this Gausman performance is something else
this is the 2nd best team in AL east and one that was at 1st for a while too?
cmon kid
Nolan Reyes
omfg
Luke Barnes
So is Wright gonna pitch for the AL in the AS game?
Name me someone who deserves it more
Lincoln Rodriguez
David "Front Foot" Price
Jonathan Johnson
Maybe Sale or Rich Hill, but other than that he's pitching at that kind of pace. Just needs to get two more starts out like that to be in.
Ethan Gomez
just fuck my life up pham
Aiden Kelly
tfw we could have had Rich Hill for this season but for some reason we let him go.
He was an inspiration man we should get him at the trade deadline
Owen Jackson
Clay Buttholez will save us He's a rare commodity out of the bullpen
Josiah Kelly
>Eternal 4th Placers >good
LMAO FAMALAM WHAT A GREAT JOKE
Michael Roberts
Just lulling u into false sense of security. You're about to look like quite the fool
Brayden Allen
So what you're saying is...
John Brown
We splitting the series off Blow Smelly and le Grapesman
Adam Carter
Ya you'll probably take a game off the Cy Young winner, but Grapes has been pretty good this year.
I have faith he'll keep it under 5 runs, which is enough for our offense.
Bentley Roberts
ETIP T I P
HE'S BACK BROS
Jaxon Martin
i like baseball
Austin Perez
BASED e-rod on that 3-2 pitching beautifully
Tyler Williams
The streak dies tonight bros.
Nathaniel Flores
Well, law of averages dictates that because Gausman is shitting so hard, Ubaldo will throw a PG that invalidates all your wins so far, somehow
Jackson Morales
The Law of Averages doesn't exist.
Take a stats class famalam.
(There is regression to the mean tho)
Ian Butler
lol i thought the orioles were supposed to be good?
Luke Nguyen
Yes, regression to the meme. Which means that Porcello will fall back down to 2015 in June.
Bentley Ross
Do you guys have any actually good pitchers? Or a decent bullpen
Why are you guys in second is it your cupcake schedule cause im not seeing anything worth mentioning here
Connor Davis
LMAO SECOND TIME I'VE HEARD THIS JOKE, IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY
Based Large Father
Xavier Jones
YO SHIFT
FUCK IT
William Allen
they have a good offense and a tremendous bullpen
they're in second because their starters were overachieving (much like a lot of our offense has been overachieving)
Our model of overachieving is just easier to sustain in the regular season though.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Buck Showalter is the biggest fag god I cant fucking stand him, I hate him more than Farrel
Josiah Harris
>Baltipoor on the left
Brayden Peterson
Bullpen is still p decent, so long as starters wait until the 6th before shitting the bed. Brach-ODay-Britton are solid.
Tillman is somehow remembering how to be good and go long into games again, and Wilson/Gausman have been better than I'd expect starters to be. Boston offense is retard strength though.
Carson Long
ahahahahaha based Hanley
LMAO
Chase Cruz
Sit down Hanram you memer
Kevin Martinez
...
Benjamin Turner
...
Henry Campbell
ha ha time to beat up the ratbirds again
anyone have a stream, firstrow seems to be kill
Asher Campbell
I dont think we're overachieving as an offense. Look at the end of last year our offense was raking
Wyatt Wright
just use strike . co
Robert Taylor
...
Xavier Martin
strikeout* . co
Angel Wright
...
William Morris
tfw if anyone else was on first but Ortiz we'd have a run
Ryan Rivera
BASED SHAW A S E D
S H A W
God I fucking LOVE his swing.
Jeremiah Phillips
Oh boy Bundy warming
David Baker
god Ortiz you fat fuck
Ayden Rogers
>9 pitch at bat plus a double
oh god shaw, you are too good
Logan Russell
ferrari?
Cooper Rivera
He would have rolled easily around 3 bases.
Ryder Cox
>LEFTY KILLER
GOD HE IS JUST SO SHIT
TWO STRIKES DOWN THE PIPE AND YOU SWING AT THE ONE OVER YOUR HEAD
Ryder Hernandez
Why did we pick up Young anyways?
Brayden Myers
Because Castillo is a MISERABLE BUST and we desperately needed OF depth because JBJ was still a (?) and we didn't really have a LFer (which we used fucking Holt for)
Sebastian Mitchell
Thank you Joey
Benjamin Wright
meme hit for a meme player
Jeremiah Perez
But really
cmon now
really
Was Castillo that bad?
Christian King
bretty gud meme hit there, hit it to an awkward spot nearest whats usually one of the worst fielders
