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1st for Happn

4st for no HAPPN

Reminder there's only about 5 people posting on /bet/. I've got about 3 or 4 characters that just talk to each other in every thread tbqh.

>8 red cards in the sportivo italiano game

top lel.

Dont worry, the Euros will sort that out mate.
There will be an influx of new tipsters with their bubblegum bets

Reminder Poland to make the semis is WORLD

wtf is this app lid? never heard of it.

predictions for friendlies tomorrow? - while odds are still higher -

spain - south korea
estonia - andorra
russia - czech republic
norway - iceland
belgium - finland
poland - netherlands

Poland 0.0 is a bet

spain -1 ah
russia - czech republic o2.5

poland's been playing decent, but i am not sure about it yet

I liked it better when there was no Australians in this thread

belgium -1.5 could also work

personally contemplating

spain -1
estonia rather not touch
russia btts
iceland double chance
belgium over 6.5 corners
poland dnb

You'd like it better if you HAD SEX

belgium -4.5 corner handicap @2 seems big value

I would, I really would.
Its been 2 days :(

iktfb.

going to a brothel if I can't cut one out of the herd tonight.

Belgium are shite
Corners are lotto

Next bet

First time I'm online to bet inplay and the handis are moving the other way

Just now I'm investigating on betting overs, but it seems that prestaking overs is the correct way, same as doing handicaps inplay

nah

What does this prove?

belgium got tsuuuu

That they are playing p. good and considering that they are going against finland they should get like 8 corners at least.

exactly. Belgium over 6.5 corners is 1.72...I see that as the easiest value for the game to be honest.

>Hungary
What are you doing here friendo?

he's hungary for corner tips

doesnt wilson raj live in hungary now?

look at the on target shot from their last matches, it's free money

Well, I was on Sup Forums mostly for Sup Forums and I stopped gambling 2 years ago. Someone mentioned /bet/ in /csg/. I had a quick look, and thanks to you guys I am betting again. That's my story lad.

>thanks to you guys I am betting again

I apologise on behalf of the thread

Are you shrewd?

Give Hungarian football tips.

...

pml has anyone got the original screen cap of that?

Don't ever put money on Hungarian football, mate.
I am serious, do not.

Like this post if you got it! Hahah x

zzzzzzz have sex

Serious question;
Once Islam takes over UK and Muslims demand gambling to be made illegal and success in doing so with the help of leftists, what will you do/where will you move?
I will personally move to Prague or Berlin.

>talking about muslims taking over
>suggests Berlin as an alternative option

have sex

Netherlands or denmark tbqh
Not amsterdam though, somewhere like utrecht.
Copenhagen has been quite nice the few times i've been there

South america

x

The right answer tbqh

dullards

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I'm bored, bet with me on over 5.5 goals in the Chicago Fire match.

I'm on unders

Game on

Absolute scum

>racism
Wish I knew your doxx so I could get you fired desu, and never to be hired again.

By the looks of it you'll never find our docks

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

top kek

kek

VASCO 1st MINUTE UNREAL PSML

on it with you lid

pmsl

im on next goal chicago

pmsl

Are you me?

Gonna end it all f if Vasco don't score in the second half lads

Record it son. Might do it with ya. Down absolutely MONUMENTAL.

James Mckeown
25 min · Cheltenham
I was debating admin'ing but a few things go against it to make it not quite good enough, its still worth a small stake imo. The game kicks off at 7AM... Yes 7AM and I don't think it will be in-play on many, or any sites at all. So you have to stake pre-game. I won't be awake for the game also.
Papua New Guinea +0.5 vs Tahiti (Double chance). (Oceana World Cup Qualifying).

Tahiti -1

Tahiti put in a solid performance vs Samoa and were unlucky not to win by a couple more goals.
PNG were pretty terrible in the first half against New Caledonia and whilst they looked a little better in the 2nd half they were still your typical OFC team, terrible in defence, strikers unable to finish and trying to compensate for a lack of technique by out muscling their opponent. They will also be without number 18, Tommy Semmy up front who despite his young age is probably one of their better strikers. He will be suspended after picking up two yellows in the opening game (which did earn him a red card although few sites seem to mention it, flashscores even notes he picked up two yellows but no mention of the red) replacing him will probably be Patrick Aisa who is less experienced and less talented and with PNG playing much tougher opposition this time around it is hard to see them scoring considering they were lucky to even draw with New Caledonia despite scoring first.
The only thing stopping me tipping this a bit bigger is PNG looked better in the 2nd half perhaps indicating they had shaken off the rust a bit and settled into their natural rhythm but I still can't see past a Tahiti win and probably by a few goals. If you fancy something safer/bigger stake then just take Tahiti to win at 1.7
BTTS-No at 3.2 also maybe worth a small but always a bit of a lottery as all OFC teams love to get stuck in and give away penalties and defences tend to be terrible so no more than a small despite the fact that I expect Tahiti to be completely in charge.

mackers up 200k on pre game bets this month. take that over someone who tips things then lists a load of reasons not to get on.

I know cashing out is -ev but sometimes you just know

Who /nfl/ here?

>100 more days

>betting on the most correctly priced league in the world
'no'

>broncos were almost a 3.00 underdog in the most anticipated game
>control the whole game and win by 14 points
>""""correctly""" priced

>1 game out of hundreds a season

Broncos ML was a mainstream special, but those are VERY rare.

>seahawks vs rams, where seahawks were expected to win by 2 touchdowns but lose by 1
>steelers vs ravens where steelers are favorited twice but lose twice
>not just betting against the browns and titans because they're the browns and titans

If you have a positive ROI on NFL over 500+ bets then please share tips when the season starts.

I haven't said a single thing about me being a judge, I'm just saying I don't think the NFL is the most correctly priced sport which would actually be the NBA

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LARGE on PNG

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>an OFC match scoreless after 30 minutes and only two cards
what a time to be alive

Mackers so, so shrewd

ARP self pitying again.

>tfw I ask my Dad for £500 to invest
>He'll think about it

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I have a +5.5 handicap on Djokovic's opponent, do I cash out?

Don't do it, just sell your accounts and make one in your dads name or something. Getting into debt isn't how to get started

wtb atm

Queensland

why?

bookies have it at evens and NSW are at home

E B A

9.84% ROI cant be wrong

on large to chase yesterdays losses, thanks arp

Americans are SO dumb

Think evens is over for a side that's won 9 out of the last 10 series, new combination in the halves and at fullback for the blues. Think it will be tight but Thurston generally pulls through in these situations.

>just sell your accounts
to whom?

>9.84% ROI cant be wrong
Fuck I saw this too late and it's 0-2. Do I still jump on the -1.25 peninsula?

>Venus loses

I fucking called it

Im on FH overs, but idk, use your onw judgement senpai

over 5.5?

o2.75. FH.

I'm on.

cashed out.

Have sex

i just figured something out. if start off with £10 and make one bet a day on something at 1.1 odds (i.e. massive favourites + bit of research). after 50 days i'll have £1200 (10*1.1^50).

or you could just throw 10 on ireland to win the euros