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West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)

West Indies v South Africa at Providence
Jun 3, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1 | 01:00 AWST 1d)

Zimbabwe are on official pooicide watch as Mugabe is bringing their local currency back into effect, which is going to fuck up cricket salaries even more. Graeme Cremer is the new captain after Masakadza was axed. South Africa's brave Makhaya Ntini and Lance Klusener are the new coach and batting coach respectively

Fuck jannies.

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What?

Execute all Rhodesians

>reddit unionically deleted the truth bombs on dale steyn

KEK

>LE FUGG LE ROW DEE ZENS XDDD

krazyfucker ltd

>current year
>being a bigot

>Blanderson is now the top ranked test bowler

Fucking seething lads. The rest of the world is going to be playing on shitty wickets for the next few months and no one is doing to dislodge him

hues BTFO

>tfw Cock scoring 10,000 was an underwhelming celebration
should have been DJ's playing techno,fireworks and cheerleaders doing backflips in the back round

I remember Border talking about when he broke the world record for test runs scored, apparently Ian Healy had no clue why everyone was giving them a standing ovation for running a single.

>you now remember Allan Border nearly killing Dean Jones and threatening to end his career if he didn't roll over and die

On Jones' debut too
>I take full credit for that innings and his career
Border was a cunt. Incredible player, but an absolute cunt.

>Ian Healy had no clue
Gee

Why isn't Amir playing against England?
That was one of the only things that made the series interesting

what are you talking about? he will play

He is from what I've heard. His visa was cleared and the guys who didn't want to play with him were strong-armed into it by the PCB

Queensland should be axed from shield and test cricket tbqh
They have literally NEVER contributed anything of worth to cricket (Khawaja is a Poo Shit Peeleshman) and their attendance levels are atrocious.

I unironically think efforts should be made on bringing the game into the northern territory. Get the abos interested in the sport again, since they would make excellent fast bowlers and batsmen

>lets ignore the 3rd most relevant state and pool all of our resources into Abos
This is Daniel-tier logic right here

Dumb Worst Ausfailian

I'm from radelaide m8

>3rd most relevant state
kek, just because they watch your precious poonion doesn't make them relevant

Kek. Anything not on the east coast may aswell not exist bud

>sadelaide resident
>calling any other part of the country irrelevant
wew

t. canberrian

WalkCunt

based Boland

what's your obsession with places more relevant that Sadelaide m8?

Canberra is literally Hobart tier

it seems like there's been a lot of pseudotrip drama lately

no good cricket on, nothing to talk about

it's better than what /rug/ has devolved into though with a poommunity-wide circlejerk over a bunch of 6/10 kiwi slags

There is literally nothing wrong with abos

Reminder some of Australia's fastest pre-war bowlers were abo.

What /cric/ needs is another Ivana 2.0 to get the lads talking again. Maybe that tattoo's slag that Mackaybro has a crush on.

espncricinfo.com/srilanka/content/story/1022269.html
>Nuwan Kulasekara, the 33-year old Sri Lanka seamer, has announced his retirement from Test cricket.
>"I would like to retire from playing Test cricket with immediate effect," he was quoted as saying by a Sri Lanka Cricket press release. "After much thought I believe it is the right time to retire and I hope it will allow me to better prepare for ODI and T20 cricket, which I would like to continue playing for Sri Lanka subject to good performance and selection"

"""Test""" cricket on suicide watch

cricket is gay

so are you

>/cric/ needs another 4/10 slav to obsess over

The fucking state of you.

Can you guys please contain your shitposts to under 140 characters it's getting hard to turn them into tweets for our new legendary cricket opinion twitter account

Where's the Malaysian flag on that lad?

'no'

Also, did Polite Inquires answer any of the questions you guys posted?

That was from before you existed you raging fucking newfag

I've been here for longer than NINE hours you SEETHING fucking casual.

You're so bad at this holy shit.

Delete this right now.

reminder I could literally beat up any of you

Message me and we can organise this soon.

We should all write an open letter to the ICC on ways we can save test cricket

>save test cricket
why though?

I want you guys to teach me the art of shitposting

All you need is an endgame

Best strategy to beat Dale Steyn in a fight?

One word at a time, go

DEAR

Depends on the location

BCCI

FUCK

SRINIVASAN

JUST

This is weak, even for you Daniel.

KILL

GILES

Outside his Sydney hotel

>Can we add "best shitposter" category to the annual r/cricket awards?

We could literally win this award every fucking year lads

Wait Zimbabwe is good in cricket?

15 years ago

Zimbabwe have a cricket team, if that means anything.

>We

test

Good lad

:/

>July 30 to August 2: Australia A v South Africa A, Brisbane
>August 6 to 9: Australia A v South Africa A, Townsville
>September 8 to 11: Australia A v India A, Brisbane
>September 15 to 18: Australia A v India A, Brisbane

>August 13 South Africa A v NPS
>August 14 Australia A v India A
>August 16 Australia A v NPS
>August 17 South Africa A v India A
>August 20 Australia A v South Africa A
>August 21 India A v NPS
>August 24 NPS v Australia A
>August 25 South Africa A v India A
>August 27 NPS v India A
>August 28 Australia A v South Africa A
>August 30 Australia A v India A
>August 31 South Africa A v NPS
>September 3 Final 3 v 4
>September 4 Final 1 v 2

Reminder to watch the only games Pat Cummins will play in the coming decade

>NPS
Didn't they get absolutely BTFO in the Matador or Shield?

That was the Cricket Academy side or some shit

Pic related was NPS last year, it's purely for the younger, contracted blokes to get more experience

>Fekete
>young

>Yeah RIP Mr unknown shitchin dogulkar
Useless shitchin dogulkar

wdhmbt?

Jeetega Bhai Jeetega India Jeetega

>NatWest T20 Blast

KEK

Literally a steaming pile of shit compared to the IPL and Big Based League.

It's literally the same as the Big Bash, just with horrible promotion

Kek no its not, the BBL is 100x better than Englels comp. Literally every English player who has played in the BBL has said that

BBL is better than Englels comp because
>Fewer teams so standard of competition is higher
>on every night not this once a week nonsense so it drags on forever
>barely ever rains. I know England cant help this but there are entire rounds of their comp that get wiped out by rain because they all play on the same day
>better international players
>far bigger stadiums and attendances so the atmosphere is much better
>not cold as fuck

>my super lame women and childrens league is better than yours!! Take that englel!!!!

Reminder you would LITERALLY be spewing furious vitriol all over this thread towards the BBL if Poo Peeland had their own meme tournament.

Uh, we do. We just leave it to rot in the corner, like all t20 should.

Reminder that Poo Peeland WILL eventually get a Based Bash team and it WILL be in Auckland and there is NOTHING that (YOU) can do to stop it

I'd rather PNG and PP play than red Melbourne and pink Sydney

kek, that team will suck harder than Hobart if only from 70% of the team being hospitalised with DVT from spending 50 hours a week in a plane.

What's wrong with pink Sydney?

Are you the same guy who was constantly spouting for all of last year how we'd never get one? What made you change your mind?

Personally I don't think it'll happen unless NZ gets at least 3 teams and replaces our current meme comp with it, but I don't really see that happening.

All their players play for the Australian team anyways.

Also, I really hope they sign Allah's very own Mohammad Shahzad for the next season.

That has even less of a chance of happening. They're not going to flood the league with teams to cater to PP.

The fact is that PP's meme competition is the worst in the test playing world outside of Zimbabwe and there isn't enough of a population or interest to build a proper one. You either join the BBL or do nothing and rely on meme bilaterals

Nope

I think it'll happen if they want to expand the league because adding a PP team is the only way they can do it without making the comp shit

This is the worst /cric/ thread of all time

The international PNG or Hong Kong teams could manage to be mildly competitive.

No way

PNG and King Kong are weaker than most Sydney grade sides

t. someone who has played with and against guys who play for PNG & Hong Kong

And the BBL teams have literal Sydney grade side players in them

I can feel a big, fat shit coming lads

I know. And NZC won't bend over just to give one team, so I don't really see it progressing.

Mark Chapman (HK's best player) barely made the Auckland T20 team.

Do you think a full strength NZ t20 team could actually win the BBL? Obviously winning T20 is like 60% luck but I feel like only one team, if all the internationals were available, would dominate, considering the Aus talent is split amongst eight.

And with the PSL and BPL existing, along with the talk of increasing the frequency of the World Cup, interest in those bilaterals will die

Obviously, but the Poopeelians will NEVER admit it. There could be 15 Pootralian teams and 1 NZ team and they'd still never admit that we could do well. That's how ABNZ they are.

Obviously. PP are good at T20s and the BBL dilutes the Australoan player base

Merge the Banglacuck league with SL
Add Zimzams to the SA league
Add >us to the BBL
Let the afghans have a team in pakistan's UAE league
Move the IPL window forward to May/June
Play IPL, PSL, English meme one and SL/Bang one all in the IPL window
Create a new window in November/December
Play SA league, BBL and CPL in that window
Champions league returns
NO international T20s, EVER.

There, I fixed T20.

>playing all the money making leagues at once

Chris Gayle ain't gonna like it senpai

So? Who gives a fuck what Chris Gayle thinks, the only people you need to please are the Indians, and if the champions league comes back and ISN'T a massive pile of shit, then that's all the fucking shekels in the world

>LE ILL FIX CRICKET LMAO

there's no point discussing this because they wouldn't be

the whole point of the BBL is that it runs parallel to international cricket, not in spite of it like the IPL. So obviously the NZ international season would be going on at the same time as the BBL and those players wouldn't be available.

What would the best NZ T20 team be after you removed the best 12 Test players from selection?