/heem/: tweakfu edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/1: TUF Episode ?
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

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>TUF Latin America 3 (Chuck Liddell and Forrest Griffin will be coaching, in the year 2017) cast revealed
mmamania.com/2016/5/31/11821906/the-ultimate-fighter-tuf-latin-america-3-cast-revealed-team-liddell-griffin-mma

>Garbrandt wants to fight Bryan Caraway at UFC 203
mmamania.com/2016/5/31/11820914/ufc-cody-garbrandt-calls-out-bryan-caraway-title-contender-fight-ufc-203-mma

>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic

>Melbourne, Cuckstralia
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1st for Bisbong

This thread sucks and you suck

Danielle is crying on Twitter about Jon bullying him again.

>it's an OP tries hard but still makes a shitty Op episode
I hate reruns

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Sorry bro, your OP's always look like a mess.

fucking kill yourself

True
They could be formatted in a more aesthetically pleasing way, but I'm not sure how I would go about doing that

>he didn't add the instagram post of jones telling DC he's balls deep in his head
>10 posts early
leave and never come back

Lol that chick in the OP

I can promise you posting the same awful format every thread isn't going to make it any better.

alright, i'll mess around with the format a bit

Atta boy

>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
wtf

After watching Hardy's analysis I kinda believe in Bisping now.

Also seems that UFC really want him to win, all the hashtags and promo vids all focus on him.

I made a webm last night

Her coach killed one of the robbers. The two others got away.

Updated rankings

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that's more than staring

that's eye raping

it was a Holm job

preacher's daughter, assassin's niece

RDA BTFO

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so james vick is 9-0, he seems pretty legit

is he a future contender?

Given time, he could be
Don't think he'll beat Dariush
Dariush was outstriking Chiesa their whole fight until it went to the ground, and even then he managed to do fairly decent until he got hasty and gave up his back
I think Dariush would beat Chiesa in a rematch
Vick got heemed by Chiesa in a TUF 15 exhibition bout
If he beats Dariush, though, he'll definitely prove that he has what it takes to be a contender

but vick finish ramsey nijem in like a minute and nijem finished dariush with strikes

dariush is hugely improved since the nijem fight.

Does cockhold have the best meme jitsu for a non Brazillian?

don't talk to me or my boy ever again

>Glover ranked higher than Gus

Why did Robbie move up?
Why are there even ties in the rankings?
Why did Valentina move up two spots?
Why are journalists so stupid

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i think most journalists are complete retards cause they failed at covering another sport so just move into MMA, that's why they're all clueless fucktards.

what did Tito mean by this?

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memes aside, DC is actually pretty cringe with this whole dick sucking thing, why does he continue to feed this..

>Robbie Lawler #5 P4P
>lost two of his last three fights
lmao

Be careful, /heem/.

Really? Hes not over exaggerating the meme, like I expected him to. DC has a degree of subtlety I did not foresee in him

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Wonderboy is coming

Free Fights part 4

Fabricio Werdum vs Aleks Emelianenko
youtube.com/watch?v=WyrfZa0g1r0

Soa Palelei vs Sentoryu Henry Miller
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Jens Pulver vs Duane Ludwig
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Daniel Cormier vs Tony Johnson
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Rory Macdonald (at 16 years of age) vs Ken Tran
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Dominick Cruz vs a ninja
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Renzo Gracie vs Oleg Taktarov
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Takanori Gomi vs Hellboy Hansen
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Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Denis Kang
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James Thompson vs Butterbean
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Don Frye vs Ruben Villareal
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Gegard Mousasi vs Stefan Klever
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Rich Franklin vs Antony Rea
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Jimi Manuwa vs Nick Chapman
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>RDA ranked 6th overall
>Khabib memed all over that hue
>not even top 15

Khabib is the #1 contender m8

eh, it's funny. what really gets cringe is when a fighter is actually serious about believing his hype and his """grudges""" like Conard

P4P rankings are a marketing gimmick and ultimately meaningless. You will see them conveniently shift depending on what fights are coming up soon, I recommend paying them little mind.

Nah man it's way more cringey when fighters say 'lol nvm i was just selling le fight' like that means their words didn't count.

>Only beats RDA like 2-3 years ago
>Beats up nobodies

#1 contender

I agree, but that's only cringey when it's obvious that they're lying and they were actually serious before the fight.

DC and Jones do all of their shit with smirks on their faces, it's difficult to take seriously.

>Only beat the champion of the division easily
lol

What weightclass is Obama?

that's what the rankings say

I agree, and Matt Hamill should also be #1 p4p

Which is bullshit.

>Injured for two years
>Beat no one in the top 10
>Beat the champ 3 years ago
>Come off a win against a substitute teacher
>Be no 1 contender

Based Matt. Matt wanted the rematch too but Jones said no.

He's been on a 23 fight winning streak, and dominated all of his opponents, including the champion
None of his fights have been close

also
>Beat the champ 3 years ago
>Beat no one in the top 10
you're contradicting yourself

JESUS CHRIST MAYBE THE 12-6 ELBOW RULE ISN'T SO SILLY AFTER ALL

>elbows hitting him in the eyes
>only his eyes are that fucked up
i don't disagree with the dq desu

Rousey was right all along

RDA's win column is a who's who of overrated LW fighters.
>Donald Cerrone
total headcase, crumbles in big fights
>Anthony Pettis
can't get a win to save his life
>Nate Diaz
meme fighter, will never hold a title
>Benson Henderson
losing in Bellator now
>Jason High
literally in WSOF

Bet the house when Khabib vs RDA is booked, easiest money you could make

>you'll never be this much of a casual
A loss doesn't mean you're suddenly a bad fighter lol

Welcome to The Count's Levy! Bisping will defuse Luke.

he's been hit in the head just a wee-bit too many times?

funny thing is i'd favor cowboy over alot of guys that could beat rda.

but i think cote is a bad idea, it will basically be barao/stephans all over again

probably 170 if he cut. he's probably 180 something and he's like 6'2"

That's a long Welterweight. Wonderboy-tier

>Beat someone who wasn't a champ years ago and only is the champ because of a a fluke win
RDA is a nobody who happens to be a champ. He's weak. He's a terrible fighter.

194er please go.

anderson silva tier too

are you the same Spancuck that said Nate would beat Khabib?

I'm actually a Fight Night 88er thank you very much

frigg off greenhorn this forum is for lifelong fight fans
t. ufc 198er

Almeida comes out to a pretty cool song imo
youtu.be/Lr5G4-wVCe4

Post your walkout song
This gets me pumped and ready for war every time I hear it
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>The machine as a way to become succesful


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Do you do it for free? If you played that crap when fighting me you'd be in my guard so fucking fast.
Mines.True taste.
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That's the point goof
It's designed to get into your head and make you rush at me
Nobody can take my counterpunches yeh

>coon tunes

r8 hassy's latest masterpiece

>beat #7
>become #7

Is this how the rankings work? Also, where's Barao in Bantamweight?

Anime is a shit tier artstyle and that girl (assumedly) isn't even good at it/10

mark hunt would destroy you in street fighter and csgo

it's not a girl

nope usually they usually just move you up down. it takes a few weeks for a loss to really kick someone down the ranks, but a loss and someone ranked 4 under you winning, can have them pass you
nah, it's a chubby gay japanese dude

>He has low-T

fuck you cunt

Brock would fuck them all up.

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How cool would it have been to see Brock vs Fedor?

nice

actually all those faces are exploitable

Garbrandt went from unranked to #7 after beating Almeida tho

I think Bork would have rekt him pretty bad unless Fedor could snatch up an armbar from the bottom

Barao is a featherweight now, but it is interesting since they kept Bendo and Cerrone in lightweight when they announced to and have fought in Welterweight

Would've been cool. Real cool....

It's not that interesting, remember the rankings are more of a marketing tool than anything. When you put Barao in the co-main, it looks better when it's the #2 (BW) vs the #whatever guy at FW.

Maybe some things just weren't meant to be... like GSP vs Silva :(

Barnett vs Fedor too
fuggen Josh can't stay off the gas

Should Conor be above Cormier on p4p rankings?