That guy who claims he's American but hates baseball

>That guy who claims he's American but hates baseball

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>white basketball fans

Why should I like a spic sport?

We're not talking about lacrosse

Is there really a guy walking around in baseball stadiums yelling "HOTDOGS!" and throwing them?

Yes and sodas and popcorn and other dumb shit

Yes, but he doesn't necessarily throw them these days.

It's not just hot dogs either, it's everything consumable. It adds to the atmosphere of entertainment.

True, we're talking about baseball, which is dominated by spics.

Top kek, gotta visit the US of A one day because of this

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Yes.

>That guy who unironically watches every boreball game and claims its patriotic to do so

>white american born in the usa
>literally hates baseball
>living in australia
>loves cricket

OP BTFO

>be American
>ex-Marine
>dad was a marine
>grandfather fought in Vietnam


FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL

I'd rather stick my dick in wolverine mouth than have to watch or play biesbol.

Visit Canada instead. It's got everything the US has with none of the mobility scooters. Smaller portions though, so if you're a fat fuck like the stars and stripes guys here, you won't like it

Nobody cares what a jarhead retard thinks.

Enjoy your Crackerjacks, fat fuck

Fat people everywhere, Its fucking sad man

>americans base their tastes on race

what the fuck does you being a marine have to do with baseball? Classic fucking marine though.

Will do, jarhead.

>there is only one race in moortugal

>black hockey fans

Absolutely nothing. This is Muhreen mentality.

How do you tell a marine from someone who's not? He'll mumble it while he's choking on your dick

what the fuck are you on about, that shit happens in every soccer stadium in europe

hotdogs are rare, although I've seen them, but popcorn and chips and whatnot are very common

he's saying that being a marine makes him american.

Blacks love watching stuff like this.

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Cracka got CRACKED!

everything got boring or is doomed besides basketball

everyone is going to retire from football or it's gonna turn into two hand touch because brain damage is no joke
steroids killed baseball
basketball is still great and it's only getting better
soccer isn't a sport

>basketball is still great and it's only getting better

Literally all I ever hear about apehoop for the last year is how that Curry guy ruined it by shooting too many threes

It means I'm more American than you cucks, by action and by lineage.
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in basic training.
I've had, get ready for meme-potential, 12 enemy kills.
I've banged Iraqi girls to the tune of Metallica.

>MUH NATIONAL PASTIME

tl;dr, I'm more American than you and I despise baseball

College bball is alright but NBA has been unwatchable since the 90's

But they don't throw it

>basketball is still great and it's only getting better

im an apehoop fan and this simply isnt true, have you followed the season at all?

Please tell me this is some newer /k/ pasta

taking orders has nothing to do with freedom

I'm more american than you ever will be

fite me fgt

i guess larry bird already ruined it then

>american
>feel indifferent about baseball
>can only watch it during the small gap in the summer when the only other thing is the wnba
My only complaint is there's no complete consistency in the game and good pitchers means less runs

>hurr durr I'm the only servicemen on Sup Forums!
>listen to me guys I'm a real American hero!

Frag yourself.

>larry bird
>shot 37% on 1727 attempts in his entire career

>steph curry
>shot 44% on 3590 attempts so far

>boreball

bird didn't practice them as much as curry because back in bird's era people were actually allowed to play defense against a perimeter shooter.

and ray allen has over twice as many attempts as curry. i guess he ruined basketball too?

>Visit Canada instead

nobody wants to visit diet America

ray allen didnt shoot pull up 30 footers regularly or shoot contested 3s with a .5 second release time you fucking moron, if you really cant see how curry is on a completely other level, you're just shitposting, his fucking team was playing 4 on 3 on offence for half the season because of him.

you're only proving that curry is a unique once in a lifetime talent rather than some new breed of player sure to ruin the nba. high volume high percent three point shooters have been around for a long time.

Baseball is boring as fuck.

>cavs dominated postseason by shooting franchise record number of 3s
>portland a team expected to be in the lottery this season made it to the 2nd round with 2 guards that can shoot 3s and some role players

yeah sure thing its just curry, and what is everyone else going to do just take a break from competing for the next 6 years while the warriors win every chip because curry? Its a copycat league, thats how it works

cavs three point shooting would be irrelevant without lebron

portland only made it past the first round because cp3 and griffin were injured trust me i'm a blazers fan it's a miracle we made the playoffs. grizzlies had to get iniured and ty lawson had to be a bust for us to be even remotely relevant.

the only team winning on the strength of their three is memeiors. cavs aint shit without bron and nobody else is winning with 3 ball.

the only team that fits your criteria is curry and the warriors.

Another Marine here...
I saved the shit out of this for future copy-pasta material

Shutup welfare baby

>A sport that takes 162 games to decide who makes the playoffs.
>a sport where a person who bats successfully 30% of the time is astronomically better than someone who successfully bats 22% of the time
>a sport where millimeters are the difference(bat and ball contact) between a single and a ground out.
>a sport where you could play every other team 3 times, home and away, table them and truly find out who the best team is... and still play less games than the regular season.
>a sport that has to put their statistics to the thousandths decimal because they don't want you to notice the very marginal differences.

.250 looks better than 25% amirite

Poker is just as much of a sport if you factor skill and luck required to be good.

I thought the American baseball fan was extinct. I give baseball the World Cup treatment. Only watch the final.

Not quite extinct, just headed that way.

Go mest.