/MLB/ GENERAL: CUSB EDITION

lindor trips over flung bat
saupold does not
fan defeats sale at rock paper scissors
cron homers twice for 5 rbis
mookie homers thrice, also for 5 rbis
bogaerts hitting streak reaches 24
reds get coors fielded
fernadez outduels cole
royals knock 18 hits against rays
cusb winning streak behind arrieta ends

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>baseball

Mariners

Jays

Giants

O's

Why are LHP seemingly better than RHP?

I'd really like the Rays to not come to town next year. Every time they do our left fielder dies out there.

>last night some A's fan grabbed a foul ball then stood po and threw some jints fans hat on the field
>later some old guy lost a foul ball on the ground to some young guy and instead took young guy's beer and drank it as he celebrated
why are we so GOAT, senpai?

up*

Throwing a Giants hat is the closest the A's have come to being relevant in a decade

Git gud least bay

Your fans sound like assholes

MAKE PITCHING GREAT AGAIN

So it's June now

Let's sound off

Who has the worst bullpen?

Reds?
Jays?
Tigers?
White Sox?
Rangers?
Yank...lol

the Rangers will make the World series

The Cubs wont

Rangers bullpen isn't bad. it only seems that way because Tolleson is still on the roster who is bloating the bullpen numbers

the all star voting is so broken right now, Alex Gordon is ahead of Mookie Betts

Braves I think literally have the worst

Indians

Who?

Happ is a pretty good pitcher

he did say they were from Oakland

>do pretty good in toronto
>get traded to seattle
>be kinda shitty
>get traded to the pirates for pennies on the dollar
>channel Cy Young for a few months
>go back to Toronto and still be very good

fuck you too happ

Oh boy, it's June.

>GOAT
nah just dickheads

Is he the most underrated player in baseball?

are the Red Sox about to meme their way to another worlds eries

Swoon ain't happenin this year.

>elite bullpen

>mests

pls dis

Someone post the whos bullpen blowing a 6 run lead in the 9th

>tfw yankeks will finally know the pain of watching your rival dominate the league for a century

The 21st century has been kind to us soxbros

Reds?
They had like a run given up every outing record, that's bad
Jays?
Double digit losses already, storen is a lost cause
Tigers?
Also pretty bad
White Sox?
>It was 7-1
Rangers?
>rags elite bullpen

I think all in all, the Reds win.

Indians collapse after 1 day in first place

Reds have a 6.76 ERA (worst by far in the majors) and broke a record with their awfulness this season. The Reds bullpen is historically bad.

>Source: Marlon Byrd tested positive for PEDs, again. Previously suspended 50 games after testing positive in 2012. Announcement soon

DRIVEN INTO RIGHT

oh shit seriously he was actually okay for us shit now we're fucked harder. Time to bring up one of the lads

Psst Lonnie in right every day
That's better than over age marlon Byrd

He still sucks but we'll probably need another backup outfielder. Probably Naquin again

>Lonnie
>sucks
No, he's one of the best right fielders, naquin is trash as fuck in the outfield Lonnie is also starting to heat up at the plate

Kersh, Greinke, Barbie, Felix, Wain-O, Price, and JV are hall of famers.

Lincecum can still redeem himself if he can manage a 3.00 ERA for thr next 5 seasons or become a top 5 closer (unlikely)

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>Cubs Bullpen
They need to demote or just cut Richard. If your starter is able to do 6 innings without giving up a run, while you give up 3 hits and a run on the first 3 batters you face. There really isn't an excuse.

>Sox Bullpen
They blew consecutive games where they had the lead going into the 9th.
If anything a non official rule needs to be made where if you blow 3 saves and your ERA goes above a certain amount, you get automatically demoted to the minors. That sort of pressure might actually motivate relievers not to be complete dogshit.

I know he's no good in the outfield and probably a BABIP babby as well, but he'll be the first name they call up.

I just can't warm up to Chisenhall because he's so damn streaky it sucks.

mets-white sox

>August Fagerstrom @AugustFG_ 5m5 minutes ago Cleveland, OH

>Public service announcement: Bradley Zimmer has struck out in 30% of his Double-A plate appearances this year. Move along now.

Guess it won't be him who gets called up!

Lol, still more homers tho
He's also a defensive God

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Frazier is hitting pretty good too. .311 with a .937 OPS and 6 homers. 23% K rate but he just got off the DL so doubt he'd come up

>you will never be publicly emasculated by a high test succubus at a ballgame
why live anymore, bros

>his team doesn't have the best young reliever in the game

>5 all star starters

I bitched and moaned when the dodgers were in first place and then we lost it

the funny thing is I bet the man is still stronger than her

You mean Cody Allen?

Tommy John surgery

>Marlon Byrd

GREG GIBSON THE HOME PLATE UMPIRE
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@TNT_Mariners

#Mariners put RHP Felix Hernandez on disabled list because of strained right calf.

>Byrd suspended 162 games.

LGTSS

Whoa what happened?

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>right calf
doesnt sound too bad. miss a few starts and lets us see what Paxton can do

PEDs

"Calf"

molested a 14 yr old

>2 outfielders now suspended for PEDs

they can't hit home runs with them anyway

Royals

rip in piece felix

Well Byrd was a run producer

Yeah Byrd was actually doing a decent job, but for whatever reason he wasn't playing a lot. Almonte won't do shit when he's back, if he'll even be on the team then.

Is there a worse outfield in baseball with Jose Ramirez, Rajai Davis, and Lonnie fucking Chisenhall?

Stop give us first place back pls

RAJAI is good and a real center fielder
Lonnie has really become a great right fielder Brantley will be back In June and we are like the 8th best outfield in the al

>maymay pitch
dads fans will defend this

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GBTFO like Zack Lee, never to be heard from again

where are your bullpen guys Yimi Garcia and Paco Rodriguez, and Brandon >League?

Remember:
The more KC players injured, the less start the ASG from fan tampering

Jake "It's Plants Bro" Arrieta is next

>Lucroy not even top 5 in catchers
>Goldschmidt only 4th
>Seager not even top 5 SS
>Ozuna and Polanco not even top 15 OF
NL fans do not want their All-Star team to win. How is it that the best players in so many positions aren't even on the lists? I'm baffled.

NL ASG voting ballot m8

Thoughts????

>David Wright 3rd
devilish

>fan tampering
I know you're just trying to get my goat but there are people on this, God's Earth, that unironically think Royals "fans" are doing something wrong by stuffing the ballot box. They're mad about it!

>Byrd suspended 162 games

Davis is alright in center but he seems to lose a lot of balls. If it wasn't for that Reds series he would be hitting a lot closer to .200. Chisenhall can't hit lefties and but is fine defensively and adequate against righties. Ramirez seems fine at the plate but he still sucks in left.

Having 2 converted infielders and a career fourth outfielder as starters isn't very promising

r8 my pix

>Molina catching Arrietta at the allstat game

Can you imagine the salt?

#doitforcap

Solid 7

What the fuck is with all these PEDs, are players thinking they'll get away with it or are they really taking shit unaware they're taking a listed PED?

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>not including memeiners

They just need pitching, assuming Price and Wright can be a decent 1-2 they need another starter and some bullpen help because Koji is old as fuck.

Their lineup is completely fucking set though

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Doesn't answer my question

when was the last time a white man got suspended for PEDs?

why is MLB so racist? obviously biased testing

I think now tests are more precise, so they can detect low, previously undetectable amounts of illegal substances found in supplements that players have been taking for years

so they're unaware that the stuff they've been taking for years was actually illegal all along

>all those Giants players so far down
>even Buster fucking Posey isn't in first

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