Roland Garros - French Open 2016 - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 12 Thread 1

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TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/

Poll:
strawpoll.me/10275668

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13:00 Thiem (13) - Goffin (12)
13:00 Djokovic (1) - Berdych (7)
15:00 Williams (1) - Putintseva
15:00 Bertens - Bacsinszky (8)

Please keep it alive

Completely unnecessary thread desu

Can't make one tomorrow, that's why.

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womyn are so boring to watch

What would you rather do to them, Mamadou?

>Stosur

thanks la

French doesn't seem to care either. Why do they get paid the same again?

is it going to get you off if i tell you?

>women

Pironkova will never be a top 5 player if she keeps makes this many errors

based stosur

>first semi

nice, I guess

Nice prox jokerbitch..

Nooo, pironkova was cute.

Oh well.

>tfw have to go take a fat ogre shit but too bored to leave bed

Depends, are you white?

>france
>white

no

OUT OUT OUT

you're scared, white boi?

Oui. You need to go back to Senegal friend

I'm gonna try to wake up early to watch tomorrow. These times blow, though. They need to install some fucking lights.

Should have known this would turn in a cuckthred

But every thread is a cuckthread these days.

Disgusting coal burner.

Haha jamal xD. Fuck off.

Who will stop him?

Stan

me on the right

>Djokovic, not Federer, first player to earn $100 million prize money

this is such bullshit

who cares about that 2bh

This man is our only hope.

i like his sweater =|

Winner of Thiem Goffin is new number 7. Loser is 11th. Good to see some yung lads in the top 10.

It's a BS calculation anyway. Price money has been rising constantly and there has been a constant inflation.

>wawcucka

More like jung, once Thiem destroys Goffin

>gf likes Stan

How to feel?

New memes pls
Kyrgios could bring a new tactic to the game, of delivering bad news during key points. Imagine finding out your father's just got cancer. Probably won't be able to convert that set point anymore

cucked

They should give players control over the video walls

pls do sumthin

They should give /tennis/ control over it. How much would it cost to buy an advert at the US Open showing a loop of Murray 9/11 pictures?

kek nice one alex

Prolly the only other one I have.

>3.01 MB
What is this wizardry?

tip top kek

What do you mean? File size limit is 4MB for .jpg .png and .gif while webm is 3MB except on /gif/ and /wsg/ (both of which allow sound for these).

Oh right. Haven't made a gif since webmpocalypse.

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What did they mean by this?

Also don't forget to watch based Mansour Bahrami, always intertaining to watch

The Iron Sheik? Where is he playing?

so happy my tennisfu is thru to the next round :)

Legends' trophy, he was on court 2 today (I didn't know that nickname)

Haven't watched any Legend's matches this RG, don't know why. Iron Sheik is a different Iranian madman

Oh ok, who does that refer to ?
I really like Mansour, he's funny as fuck and a very nice guy

shame for the roid acne

twitter.com/the_ironsheik

Oh ok it's not tennis

she's just young still roger

Stan Murray is going to be the greatest meme match or a blow out depending on whether SCAM or Cuckrinka turn up. Bring it home brave lions Andy.

>SCAM or Cuckrinka
They'll both turn up because nobody wants to face the Djok

Battle of head pointing as well. I think Stan is due a cuckrinka performance. We've seen plenty of SCAM.

Kek

Is Clayray actually going to do it, the absolute madman?

I told Muzza to win RG and he actually did it, the absolute madman.

No, he'll never win another Slam and if you think so you're delusional.

>thinking this

Why 'Clayray'?

No way this thread survives the night

Time will prove me right or not.

I'll be up till 4. Will bump at that time.

Putin is allied with assad so i guess it means 'will putin be able to talk assad down from his position.'

You new?

Capped so I can post it when Clayray proves you wrong.

EBAM
B
A
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Final bump.

tennis

Rain expected today?

Watching the stanimal go absolutely beast mode during the 2015 final gets me rock hard desu, harder than a sailors wang on shore leave

alright lads

Morning lads.

hows the weather gonna be?

Some showers at 13:00. Expect a delay.

morning lads
is this the worst grand slam ever?

>Semis
>#1, #2 and #3 in it
>With a young and upcoming kid (Age, 23)

Par for the course actually, see

2003 us open

Yeah. US Open 2014 was actually pretty good.

I've watched two hours total. Absolute rubbish

post yfw goffin derails the thiem meme and then stan wrecks grounds keeper murray

>I didn't watch GAsquet's run
>I didn't watch Wawrinka "The Man" Stan
>I didn't watch Sir Murray struggles against frenchmen (Bourgue and Gasquet)
>I didn't watch Zverev vs Thiem, a very beautiful game

Wow, fooking wanker.

Work shift timings senpai :(

Oh ESP is showing doubles.

is 4chen ded?

>battle of headpointing

audible kek

Coupla bongs to go. What's the forecast?