/heem/: war machine edition

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>Stephens leads FN88 payroll
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>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim

>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
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Schaub

good thread OP

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>war machine
>not a roid-raging closet homosexual
pick one.

>tfw you realize you can heem each and every itt

you'll always be my goy

stats?

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What an absolute badass. You know he gives no fucks what anybody thinks (except PVZ).

webm of rockhold getting knocked out

10 egg whites for breakfast
now what?!

>ywn have an eccentric but fun thai striking coach who catches wild animals and doesn't afraid of anything

>TFW no rematch on the horizon

oh fuck, i think ive been downloading too many ufc fights

kept getting error 403 forbidden whenever i tried to go to any ufc.tv or fightpass page
but seems like the temp ban is up

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spicy

Can we have the date to to the next McMeme fight already?

youtu.be/-ew7H39ZUAo

Schaub and callen on The Herd.

Say what you want about him but schaub is super charismatic

Keto diet kicked in nicely

what is the keto diet

A meme

How mad were you when you realized that in your attempts to prove how smart you were to anonymous strangers you made yourself look like an idiot?

>trying to continue the internet shitfight in the new thread

is it autism?

Worried about running out of Internet? i think we've got some space left...

maia vs. rockhold who wins

Rockhold. Weidman beat Maia on like a weeks notice.

how about just grappling

Low carb diet. My gf lost like 20 pounds doing it. I lost 10 without even trying .

>i am so mad at being caught out that i insist on arguing even though i no longer have anything to actually say

take a deep breath and count to 10

Caught out? For what?

Sam Harris is on JRE any minute

JOEROGAN.live

quoting a dumb tv show that itself misquotes a famous poet.

I didn't misquote anybody. It doesn't misquote anybody. it has its own context. It's hilarious you're too stupid to understand that.

will he call rogan out on any of his bullshit?

calm down, it's over. you got finished in the last thread and just woke up. no don't get up, stay on the floor and we'll have the doctor check you out.

He is there every 8 months and literally NEVER calls Rogan on anything.
They are """""friends"""""

Lol stay btfo

The type of fighter that hard counters Maia is someone with good footwork and angles that denies and starves Maia of the cage walls he needs to start his offensive set.

Force him away from the walls, he can't start his chain grappling sequences.

So then we ask ourselves can Rockhold implement a striking gameplan with having enough footwork and angles, Rockhold does have a good kicking game, but hard angles and footwork? He would need a full camp to instill that tactic.

The fight could play out with Rockhold TKO in 3 rounds. OR Maia Dec in 5 or sub within 3.

I think Maia has more possible ways to win, i think Rockhold might have the ability to win if good enough training camp and smart enough game planning

Isn't Rockhold too big for Maia?

Of course, what kind of question is that?

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In their current specs maybe maybe not. Not sure of either walk around weight, we do know that Maia has competed at MW, and was competitive with some of the bigger MW such as Chael Sonnen who walks around at 200lbs. So weight wise should be a factor to much or strength. Since Maia has show he's a stronger BJJ based fighter.

Maia's 6'0 with a reach of 72
Rockhold is is 6'3 with a reach of 77

Maia pefers the grappling range where Rockhold's reach advantage doesn't hold strongly.

It would mean something striking, but we haven't seen Rockhold fight as a tall man, so it goes back to how well Rockhold could gameplan and implement that plan to use a reach advantage.

You guys seen War Machine?

Any freaky bitches in here?
youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU

>maybe, maybe not
lmaoing at your life

what did she expect to happen?

let's say war machine doesn't touch her, and Mack gives him HIV from all the dick on the side....

Does Mack get charged with attempted Murder?

rockhold made bisping look like a manlet and a weightclass lower, and bisping isnt considered a small middleweight at all

we saw that weidman was able to simply brute force his way past maia on a week's notice when he was also debilitated from a huge weight cut, rockhold is even stronger than weidman and i think he'd do the same.

rockhold has faced the guy with the current best bjj at 185 in jacare and was able to handle himself very well on the ground.

Are the rumors true that he got assraped in prison?

twishort.com/BGthc

Honestly, I feel like Rockhold would just blast through him, I don't think Maia has ever felt that kind of strength/power in an MMA fight

What's the appeal?

>it's a Joe Rogan makes dubious claims as if they were commonly accepted fact episode

Tats, tits, ass, legit face, JUST hairstyle, HIV. What's not to love about Mack?

still never seen this vid

Guys, mushrooms are people

what is that on her face?

Hair conditioner

semen

I'm talking about UFC and shit.

Christy is a top tier whore.

I'm looking through Bispings son's reddit posts.

He uses a lot of Sup Forums mannerisms and memes.

Even posts on r/the_donald

There is a very high chance he is a fellow /heem/ poster.

Don't be crude.

I'll say this, i agree that i could see Rockhold winning by TKO in 3rds.

There are some things that dont sit right with me though, i dont think Rockhold would blast through Maia unless he hardcounter him with good game planning.

I think gauging athletes strength is a tad shortsighted by doing MMATH.

One thing I do like to note, is even though Jacare has probably higher BJJ credentials then Maia, what's interesting is their differences, you can see numerous times in Jacare's fights, he still thinks like a sport based BJJ player, whereas Maia is has adapted his BJJ game more into a fighting style that is more adpative with MMA. not a knock on Jacare he still succeeds in his grappling gameplan, but you can see a stark divergence in styles when you compare Maia's BJJ to Jacare's.

And because of that I wonder if Rockhold would struggle more with Maia on the ground then he did with Jacare on the ground.

So i stand by that Maia wins with a sub in 3 rounds, or a boring 5 rd dec (I could see Rockhold gassing, similar to his last performance against Weidman)

Or i could see Rockhold neutralizing Maia's cage wrestling, forcing Maia to do shitty shots in the middle of ring and force him into a kickboxing match and Rockhold getting a TKO victory in 3 rounds.

Other than a 40 year old Anderson Silva.

What is Bispings most impressive win?

How on earth have you found Bisping's sons Reddit account

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4lzqaf/my_dad_fights_for_the_ufc_middleweight_title_on_2/

Portugal lad, this was you wasn't it?

Anyway, bit odd desu

WE
ARE
LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU

With Sam Harris, Islamophobe

Lads do you realise how close 199 is

Go Faber!

Where is predictioncuck?

I miss him.

Daily reminder that Demian Maia was KO only one time in his carrer against a steroid freak and that loss doesn't count.

>Tats

so reading about her shitty upbringing through tattoos others have and are not original is attractive?

Where does his career go from here?

youtu.be/4VlqPbVRWLU

What you take everything so literal Canada?

rogan always gets aggro/insecure when he has sam harris on

He has a lot of time to improve, i predict a rematch vs Cody in 3 years or so.

it's a rogan speciously extrapolates into the future episode

>the look on your face when you bout to suck off Jon and you aint stoppin even if he nuts.

he surrounds himself with idiots, so ofc he gets uncomfortable with smart people.

Are the open workouts gonna be streamed? Theyre supposed to start in 45 bings.

AHHH CHANDLER HELP HIS WRESTLING IS TOO GOOD

>he surrounds himself with idiots

>implying Schaub is an idiot

the guy is a self made multi millionaire with one of the most popular podcasts in the world

>watching men excercise

Yeah, that's why he actively seeks out intelligent people to have hours of conversation with.

>schaub
>runs his own podcast
>graces rogan with his presence when he sees fit.
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do you get that they aren't his friends right? you understand that a guest is someone who appears on his show and then goes about they're own business right?

Schaub is from Colorado why does he wear a Dodgers cap?

You talk shit like your friends are nobel prize winners.
Rogan is a pseudointellectual, for sure, but i'm willing to bet your friends are retarded as well.
There is literally nothing wrong with having retarded friends, they are fun as shit.

stop questioning Schaub, he will spit in your face

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>get your dick together Jon cuz i'm suckin!

you think i'm going to just let him spit in my face?

my friends are morons, one in particular can barely speak english (as in he's so poorly read, he misuses words constantly), but he's hilarious.

So yea, I'm not mocking his friends, Redband can't help being a cunt, but occasionally he's funny.

The point is that Rogan gets a buzz out of being the smart guy they all look up to so when he meets people who's intellect dwarfs his, he gets weird.

go suck joes dick faggot. you would you faggot just open up... yep your a dick sucker