NFL General: based beckham edition

ARI: Chris Johnson threat to David Johnson's job?
STL:Jeff Fisher thinks Tavon can catch 100 passes
FA:Schefter: Jets, Fitz 'not any closer' to deal
PIT:Steelers WR Coates headed for 2nd-year leap?
CHI:Bears WR White: I've felt 100% 'for months'
CIN:Bengals expected to start LaFell over T. Boyd
SEA:Thomas Rawls will not play in preseason?
MIA:'Sky is the limit' for WR DeVante Parker
FA:Walter Thurmond decides to retire at 28

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did they find him?

>STL:Jeff Fisher thinks Tavon can catch 100 passes
how many will be from Nick Foles?

yeah its not like they drafted a qb or anything

>they forgot to change STL to LA

>look mom I posted it again

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tiki, don't even bother watching next season

more like how much of them will be screens

last two digits of my post decide that

There is literally 0% chance the Packers win the Super Bowl this season.

OBJ is several times more gay than Rodgers

yep


it has always been interchangeable until E!spn come up with their abortion of a stat

Romo is elite

MIAMI DOLPHINS 2020 SUBERBOWL CHAMPS

the only thing the cardinals have over the browns and lions is appearing in a super bowl, which neither of those teams (and also the jaguars and texans) have never done yet. by almost every other measure though, the cardinals are easily the worst and most pathetic franchise in the NFL's existence, made worse by also being the oldest. sure, they never went 0-16, but the lions had more average seasons than the cardinals, who were usually just bad.

He was never actually missing

Ravens

[team-related meme post]

Here's a template for the new pupper meme. I remember someone made an Eagles one a few months back but I didn't save it

[mildly autistic, snappy response]

2016 Possible Happenings

- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 15 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG

[response that said team sucks]

[inserting myself into the conversation with some amount of delusion]

>your team
>does your team have an ELITE kicker

Raiders
Yes

[fully autistic paragraphs that fall for the bait while actually being serious about it]

You will lose both games to the Redskins

[Chiefs copypasta]

dude the cowboys are at the same level as the niners right now

otherwise your pic looks good

[generic offseason complaint]

>your team
Ravens
>does your team have an ELITE kicker
no... they have the greatest kicker in the universe and possibly the NFL

{relate your generic offseason complaint back to the palestinian problem in fancy language}

[Optimistic off-season comment]

>30 replies
>11 posters

Sup Forums is officially dead thanks to tripfags.

11 images, 22 posters

[user was banned for this post]
breaking global rule 3 off topic on the sports board, keep all posts and replies related to the nfl and not board culture

You're like 4 years too late buddy.

only someone who has only started to watch football last yeae would say something so stupid.

nah we will split, Redskins will be the only divisional loss to the Cowboys

12-4

[user complains about trips]

>palestinian problem

Have you tried some sort of Final Solution?

and the Saints used to be the sad sacks of the NFL

just getting to a Super Bowl does wonders for your image, the Lions and Browns are easily the laughing stock of the league over the last 30 years.

[anti-zionist rhetoric, followed by homophobic slur]
[unnecessary critique of your optimism; followed by false statement about raiders]

Of course he wasn't, the sports media just needed to put something exciting out there for the day. At this point I can't tell if Manziel's shenanigans or Deflategate is the more cancerous "storyline" that's been shoved down our throats.

[Derogatory insult about your manhood/sexuality]

[damage control; resorting to repetitive slander/use of term "cuck"]

[meh]

>and the Saints used to be the sad sacks of the NFL
I think the bucs could have given them a run for that, and the creamsicle look didn't help them any either. I'm just saying, even though the lone owl appearance does affect their recent memory, it's still in the vein of the raiders in the sense that it's only a small blip in an otherwise opposite history. if they go back to being the cards everyone is used to in a couple years, then these past couple ones will be seen as lightning in a bottle, just like people are already saying about those bucs teams.

[Comment endorsing derogatory manhood comment towards fellow poster, grin smugly realizing that my Jewish Manhood is perfect]

[insinuation that you fellate men in your spare time]

/nfl/ - ERP general

>Not sure if this thread is shit or interesting

go on...

[Less harmful comment, use of asshat]

There are a few things wrong with your picture fampai:

Cowboys and Broncos, although contenders, are not top tier this year. Swap them with the Packers and Seahawks.

Jets will be under .500 unless whoever they throw out at QB flukes themselves into a greater or equal season than Fitzmagic. Raiders, Bills, Jaguars, and Bucs will be over .500.

Titans will be over .500 as well. Cap it.

It became shit the moment you arrived.

don't the Bucs and Saints have the worst and second worst all time winning percentage ( I know for sure the Bucs have the worst)

Ya Know it's the darndest thing, I've been trying to ask for reasons why some posters genuinely believe the Cowboys won't easily win the division and the only replies I get are memes and non argument type answers

Its not shit unless you loudly declare you want to fuck your fellow user/tripfag

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>[recognition of the post number's last two digits]
[self-derisory comment attempting to find humor in the correlation between the post's context and its relation to my team]

Now you're just blatently shitposting, we already had the [user bitches about trips] post

[insinuate this poster's blatant homosexuality/excessive use of words:fag,gaylord, niggerlover]

What's ERP?

Falcons have to be pretty bad in that category

no the cards are second worst, the saints are 5th worst overall and 8th worst since the merger.

/nfl/: /utg/ edition

Bucs are the worst NFL team by a nautical mile. I don't care for their one owl, one season doesn't magically override 40 years of being absolute shit.

>worst winning percentage in NFL history
>the original winless season
>outside of the owl year they have two, TWO playoff wins in 40 years

247 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

Tecmo Super Bowl on NES is the best football game ever

[tuck rule reference]

it's because people don't take you seriously due to overuse of your shtick. kind of like sneak, in a different way. maybe if people didn't see you as a one-trick shitposter they'd actually pay attention to you, but instead the only way that makes sense for them to communicate is to shitpost back at you. maybe that's not a fair judgement, I dunno, but as long as people see you that way, that's what you're gonna get.

I dunno man I really liked NFL Blitz, but maybe that was just cause I was a kid and thought that the N64 was the coolest shit ever.

[18-1 reference]

I really like ESPN NFL 2K5 and am sad Madden will never have competition again.

youtube.com/watch?v=vohicxpX63U

[comment alluding to suspicious traits of your quarterback and baselessly alleging that he is a necromancer]

Which tripfag would you have passionate hatesex with

Doesn't mean what I'm saying isn't true ;^)

Cowboys are at a point during the Romo Era where they have a Top 8 type of team in the league. Feels good to be a cowboy fan

how likely are each of these things?

Bradford has a career year and retains the starting job
Rodgers has his first 5000 yards season
Rodgers leads the league in passer rating with under 4000 yards on the back of a revitalized Lacy
someone beats megatrons record
Bears defense is top 12
RGIII remains healthy and evolves into a competent pocket passer
Luck leads the League in touchdowns again
Wilson throws for over 500 attempts
OBJs nigs out again
Watt wins the MVP
Brady, Rodgers or Smeth throws under 5 INTs
Patriots have an elite secondary
Ben throws over 20 picks
Clowney is elite
Osweiler has a passer rating above 95

[comment at the state of your team's QB situation]

Your mom

you guys can stop now

Lake, it's about time something got shoved up his ass

slim to non
likely
unlikely
unlikely
no clue
not happening
nope
certain
unlikely even though Watt is the best player in the NFL
they will all throw more than 5
likely
likely
Clowney sucks
Osweiler sucks

>Doesn't mean what I'm saying isn't true ;^)
whether or not it is, nobody will give more than a passing (and disgusted) glance at the smelly hobo who reeks of alcohol and is ranting crazy-talk at anyone that passes by. not even the other hobos listen to that guy.

unlikely
unlikely
unlikely
unlikely
maybe
unlikely
unlikely
maybe
likely
unlikely
very unlikely
maybe
unlikely
maybe
maybe

In order from top to bottom, on the scale of unlikely to very likely

Unlikely
Possibly
Unlikely
Very likely
Slim chance
Glimmer of hope
Very unlikely
More than possible
Likely
Unlikely
Unlikely but that'd be cool
No fucking clue
Not possible
No
I want to believe

Dont think your hobo shit don't stink more than mine

Rodgers 5000 yards
Obj acting a damn fool
Watt MVP
Ben throws 28 picks

nobody likes hobos, but the worst kind is one that pretends he isn't and insists on trying to convince everyone about it. the better hobos try to stay low-profile and accept their fate.

>John Mckay never coached at any level in football again

at least his son managed to get them to the Owl

How is it that the NBA has rematch after rematch in their finals, but the NFL does not? Everyone expected Warriors vs. Cavs again. It seems like it would be almost impossible for it to be Broncos vs. Panthers again. Is it just that it is easier to be consistently good in basketball?

>Bradford has a career year and retains the starting job

zero

his best case scenario: he plays really well the first few weeks and gets traded to the Broncos

realistic positive scenario: he plays well and the Eagles cut him, lands in better situation, probably also Broncos

realistic negative scenario: doesn't play well enough to elevate shit team, gets benched for Wentz mid-season

worst case scenario: season ending injury by week 4 and retires after Eagles cut him

are you genuinely curious and did you want a real answer, or did you just come to whine and pose rhetoric expecting shitpost responses?

I'll take a real answer.

I don't think anyone would be alive for a game 2 rematch, let alone a game 7, Peyton would be buried in the 2nd qtr of game 2

best of 7 playoff matches, smaller star driven teams... I don't really know what to tell you pham

>Bradford has a career year and retains the starting job
could happen
>Rodgers has his first 5000 yards season
unlikely but possible if lacy is useless and fat again, and no receivers get injured and o line holds up
>Rodgers leads the league in passer rating with under 4000 yards on the back of a revitalized Lacy
lmao
>someone beats megatrons record
no
the 75 yard touchback field will have an effect on this to the tune of 50-100 yards atleast
>Bears defense is top 12
i think yes will boil down to their ball security and TOP
>RGIII remains healthy and evolves into a competent pocket passer
in cleveland? maybe if bron bron wins the finals otherwise not a chance
>Luck leads the League in touchdowns again
no their offense is depleted they will struggle
>Wilson throws for over 500 attempts
no
>OBJs nigs out again
yes
>Watt wins the MVP
no - non qb mvps need to have an all time record breaking season and their team needs to make the playoffs, qbs just need to get 12+ wins and finish near or at the top of the rest of the qbs in passing stats
>Brady, Rodgers or Smeth throws under 5 INTs
no
>Patriots have an elite secondary
no
>Ben throws over 20 picks
no
>Clowney is elite
no
>Osweiler has a passer rating above 95
75%

I like how I'm the go-to reference for tripfags with schticks.

if he plays really well he is staying on the team unless there is a thirst quenching offer like a 1st, 2nd, and 4th

Vegas W/L projections

Color rush leaks

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Already known to be fake

No one is going to give up anything close to that much for Bradford

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If the Ravens one doesn't incorporate the Maryland flag I'm going to be pretty pissed