Eternal /trb/

Old thread:
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

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continue clicking master race edition

first for dartford

el ciudad de butters edition

almost got Bingo in the last thread laddies

GOAT game, I replayed it earlier this year
>tfw clicking the people for those great voice lines

Lithuania is beyond shadow of a doubt one of my least favourite Eastern European nations.
The reasons for this are very diverse.

For example, I was on a high school trip in Naples; I was sixteen at the time, geeky and I hadn't seen any pussy for a good year (my first girlfriend, who had dumped me a few days after we got together). I had this habit of walking away from my classmates, especially during the evening, when the school trip was about going to the disco or to the pub and having crazy fun.
One of these evenings at the pub I was at the counter drinking half a pint of beer, when a lady approaches me and starts chatting up; it's a bit strange, like when an loony old man starts talking endlessly, but the lady was nice and smart. She sure had a hideous lithuanian accent, though (I found out she had moved to Naples ten years before).
We talk for a while: why I am here, where I live, she offers strong cocktails for me, she gets closer and closer and before I even notice it I find her leg over mine and a hand touching my package; the thing that aroused me the most was thinking about how slutty she could be.

When she feels my strong boner, she suggests we go to her place, and how could I refuse? I say fuck you to the rest of the class, hoping they wouldn't worry about my absence, and we go to the lady's house.
As soon as we're in she puts her tongue in my mouth and we know we both want it: an unforgettable lay.

So at the end as I'm coming lavishly in her open mouth, the door busts open and a disgusting Czech wearing some filthy rags tatters his way into the room; he had such a hideous lithuanian accent I can't even reproduce it, and he said something which I thought sounded like "Mom, what the fuck are you doing?! Again?!?!" and the mother, with a slightly less hideous lithuanian accent, said: "No, OP, this is not what it looks like!" squirting jizz from her mouth as she yelled the words.

And this was that time when I fucked Morzi's mother.

I can get behind this. Unless I'm loading up my DoF save.

Well it is the case in 15 and 16 and considering nobody plays 14 anymore other than you it seems your advice is unwise.

fuck you morzi you yurocunt

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I still don't know where this pic originally came from.

Hey, mates, that was something!

>sixteen years old
>had "pussy" on the mind
>had already seen a vagina
>"geeky"
Sorry, stopped reading there.

I think it's some wolfkin

Everybody hates Mozzy edition

Always loved the intro since I was a kid. "The Pharaoh is the heart of Egypt yada yada yada"

i missed the >mike meme, what is it?

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please post clean version

someone on twitter referred to our lord and savior as "Mike"
not to mention it rhymes with another word that's useful in describing him

feel free to save and edit it :)

Miles tweeted a company like British Airways or someone once (he always does this if he feels he gets good or poor service) and they tweeted back "Glad to hear that Mike!" or "Sorry to hear that Mike" and he is so autistic he corrected them but since then the meme has been that his name is Mike.

>wolf
>barking
Holy molly.

youtube.com/watch?v=ePYUDXCwXbs

thanks, memezikei
>he corrected them
classic mike

here's my updated version tbqh

good stuff, will use that instead of mine desu

Thrilling post

>mfw AVB's first signing is a dick

I like that Dick.
No Homan

>tfw its a little disappointment every time

>Game crashed

I previously had a RPM in central midfielder, switched it to a CM(S). since my DM was getting yellows nearly every game. Also gave DMs a specific instruction to ease off tackles. Would this work?

They won it without me ;__;

>4 wide players
>4 attacking players

you have bigger issues than your dm doing his job

>3 goals in 33 minutes
beautiful

>yfw they build the AVB Arena

I would delete the save, uninstall the game and burn the laptop.

>butters cries while 'esos locos bajitos' sounds in the background
it's almost like a TVE series

>Bela Guttman is still a thing in 2038
good lord why have you forsaken me

elucidate me, since I've nearly always used 4 wide players in every formation I've used and I never had a player getting carded this much

merchantry runs deep

They won the UEL in 2036, if that counts

>I don't want my old club to be successful without me too much

wooooooooo

Egypt 2038 is finally here boys!
place your bets!

Spain to win bronze :^)

uruguay wins

tenner on england

Freedom always wins

It's gonna be fast guys

Suriname

Oh so England

how do you want your childhood senpai?

I bet he never gets lost though

>tfw no tom tom bf

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muslim final
guidos for 3rd place

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>get to regen day again
>get this guy

Literally every time. In every screenshot of world cups, we can't even get past the second round.

ITS COMING HOME BOYS

>teamwork 16
>passing 4
JUST

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reminder

MILES DOES IT AGAIN

how are you so wise?

Sent :^)

50 YEARS OF HURT (or something)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENDS

youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

comin' home.

those fucking brave lions ;__;7

heroes every one of them

This is actually their third WC. They got it in 2014

>holland winning WC
delete save!

I thought you would be glad that an african country won it :^)

>Morocco have more WCs than Germany

>2034
>Winners: Spain
>Second place: Portugal

IBERIA WILL RULE THE WORLD

>mfw holland win anything

So this is my next team. It's based in the wrong island but it was the only one I could get. I might leave in very few seasons.

Somehow Genoa qualified in the first season and then reached the final in the next. Shame they finished 12th in the league though.

m8 have you followed the news with cultural y deportiva leonesa? if so tell me about it


I played with them in one of the older FM's always liked the crest

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I don't think I've heard anything about them, no.
They do have a pretty based crest.

Oh something about some academy joing up with them and also they got 2 qatar hot prospects.

Also this as article:
en.as.com/en/2016/05/31/football/1464730480_698628.html

GH Academy 2.0

he's growing up fellas

lets hope not. Its called Aspire academy

fuckin goatin it up

>he wasn't driven insane by the GH Academy friendly match offers in FM10

did u cheat him in or something

>DM
>aggression 7
into the trash

i couldn't find it in the pastebin, anyone have an "important traits for positions" list/link?

I am SO fucked

>striker that is equally good at cm
*doubt*

strange times in dartford as we appear to be doing... quite well actually

is this our year? find out tomorrow.. or friday, depends when i'm not busy being a normie

tomorrow is friday :^)
nice jinx btw

"heard you talking shit"

www.guidetofootballmanager.com

does this start in everybodys save?

is this starting irl?

>closer to 16th than first
not your year, yet another promotion choke tbqh

should I?

didn't realise that desu you might be right here :^(

clause for 1,7? 100%