AL East
# 1 vs. #2
RED SOX (32-20)
Mookie Betts, RF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
Xander Bogaerts, SS
David Ortiz, DH
Hanley Ramirez, 1B
Travis Shaw, 3B
Blake Swihart, LF
Chris Young, CF
Ryan Hanigan, C
Joe Kelly, RHP (2-0, 6.30 ERA)
ORIOLES (28-22)
Adam Jones, CF
Hyun-soo Kim, LF
Manny Machado, SS
Chris Davis, 1B
Mark Trumbo, RF
Matt Wieters, C
Pedro Alvarez, DH
Jonathan Schoop, 2B
Ryan Flaherty, 3B
Mike Wright, RHP (2-3, 5.05 ERA)
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COOKIE
MOOKIE
ROOKIE
I CANT BELIEVE IT
HE IS ELITE
E
LITE
SIGN HIM FOR $10939-0254092849284390214982742987492874892347928374 FOR 127349809138091238-28103 YEARS
HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
And there goes the game. GG sox.
whatever the fuck Mookie had for breakfast, I want some
MOOLIE
LMAO O'S ARE SHITE
OMFG
MOOKIE ON FIRE
TEST HIM FOR PILATES
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
the sox offense is bullshit
well mookie betts is the next mccutchen, but betts has a higher ceiling
THE MOOKIE MONSTER
QUADS CONFIRM
QUADS = 4
4 = 4th PLACE
ORIOLES = 4th PLACE
LMAO
why he couldn't do that last night lol
dookie = steroins
Fucking Bustgaerts send this Bust down
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
if he did it last night it would of been too obvious that he is juicing
>not 4 games back
>big poopi
just retire omg
It's not juicing more as its ridiculous bat speed.
Kid has lightning fast hands.
>team does well
>omg steroids
kek
I feel bad for the Cubs fans.
That bad outs right there.
Looks like the team is falling apart, I don't ever expect the Sox to score again.
5th place here we come, it was a good run lads.
>yfw Mookie hits another homer his next at bat
>It's an "O's have to be patient" episode
Yeah we all know how this works
>I am now a #jebmissile
>mookie has another 3 HR game after his 3 HR game last night
...
Who is this NERD pitching
Fucking Cy Young is going to get hammered today isn't he?
>Jones getting base hits
Lol he has a GIRL'S name on his back too
THROW STRIKES
YOU FUCKING MEME
THROW STRIKES
This fucking piece of shit isn't making it out of the 5th.
How you want your pitching
Just fuck my shit up
to the 5th*
Oh good lord a productive out
I swear to fucking God.
He got lucky that didn't get blown outa here.
SWIHART'S FUCKING ARM IS SO FUCKING WEAK.
JESUS
jesus christ kelly got lucky on that one
once again our only hope is to score about 10,000 runs
...
Joe Jelly
dinger incoming
>our
what positions do you play lol
Annnnd here comes the GIDP
This motherfucker is going to rape our bullpen today.
Awesome.
GOOD JOB CY YOUNG WINNER
CAN NEVER COUNT ON YOU, AS USUAL
>MUH MEME ALMOST NO HITTER THROUGH 7 INNINGS
Dude cmon now he's a fucking catcher whose never played outfield before his arm is for the infield
THROW STRIKES
He was filthy with the Cards, the Sox wont let him use his fucking 2-seamer when they got him and it ruined him.
Sox cant develop fucking pitchers.
Name a single decent pitcher the Sox have developed in the past 15 years?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING SACK OF SHIT
I FUCKING
JUST GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lol
I really hope that kind of pedantic shit doesn't really make you laugh
oh, and fuck kelly
frogs gettin real angry in here
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>He was filthy with the Cards
Right? That's why I was very excited that he was coming to the Red Sox
Dunno whats going on man
cmon Joe
Jon fucking Lester.
>filthy with the Cards
no he wasn't
>kelly
good game orioles you earned this one
don't worry guys
Farrell will put buckholtz in and everything will be fine
r-right
>joe klelly
>this is only the first inning
just
So we just have to hit it to left to win?
I dunno, Mike Wright could give quite a bit back
Just keep it to fucking 3 runs you sack of shit, we can at least come back from that.
JOE YOU FUCKING SUCK
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE FUCKING ANYTHING
YOU COCKY SACK OF SHIT
IM GLAD YOUR HUBRIS WAS KNOCKED DOWN TEN FUCKING PEGS LAST YEAR
IM GLAD YOURE A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least we have our bullpen ace ready
>its a pitcher shits it up to a ridiculous level and no one in the Sox club house seems to care.
I dont understand this, we assassinated Sandoval for fucks sake why does it take so long for us to bench a damn pitcher.
Gib Rich Hill plox
lmao
side note why isn't anybody at the game
this is a small improvement
>schooop
more like
poooop
Of course the only strikeout is off a dummy like Schoop
>Baltipoor
You can't buy baseball tickets with food stamps
omg you fucking memelord go reee with your ponies somewhere else
also is this mike wright guy capable of pulling a buttholez and collapsing?
we need him to
I was wondering that yesterday, guess baseballs ded
then what's the point of them...
>Bombston
lmao
LOL WHAT A SALTY CUNT
Baltimore doesn't deserve sports teams. Their fans are too poor to go to games, and would rather stay home shooting heroin.
school night, hot as balls
>Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly
Memest AL pitcher?
Joe "Chimpout" Kelly
Based Shaw
we're going to need runs to have a chance in this game
Sabathia still plays baseball, so no.
I missed it. What happened? Sounds like Joe threw a tantrum?
RA Dickey
what if they send him down, do they need someone new to pitch? i can go
Was shit, gave up 4 runs in the first, chimped out in the dugout.
>Need to score a bunch of runs
>Jackie Bradley is with his wife bringing life into the world.
Welp.
Yeah, MASN showed it coming right back from the break.
Like he calmly sat his hat/glasses down then slammed his mitt on the floor before sulking off
Oh, I've been watching the game. I just missed the chimpout
get your head outta your ass wright
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Anyone have a youtube or HD stream plz
LEFTY KILLER KILLING!
THAT LEFTY (RIGHTY) JUST GOT KILLED
RIGHTY KILLER
>homer field
>MASN
oh thats why i missed it. i'm on NESN
BASED FUCKING CHRIS YOUNG
HELL YEAH
Lefty killer is out of control, killing indiscriminately.
Someone stop this man.
>LEFTY KILLER
>KILLING RIGHTIES
hide your wife and kids, he's going after everyone
KILLED HIM
THE LEFTY KILLER
"LEAVE LEFTIES (& RIGHTIES) TO ME"
TIE IT UP MOOKIE!
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