/nba/ general: 3-4 edition

June 2nd, 2016 (Thursday) - Game 1

Cleveland Cavaliers @ Golden State Warriors 9PM ET on ABC

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First for Lakers 2018 Champions

1st for what do I tell these chicks on Tinder?

go sixers

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tell them "go sixers" they will think you are a funny guy.

"Hey you QBP?"

Lebron sucks, Curry sucks, everybody sucks.

>Clevelanders this mad their city is a joke and their state is irrelevant

>hating lebron
>forcing memes

>this cuck who claims that GDP doesn't determine relevance

post >yfw lebron gets one for da land

Is this a bad idea

Add 10 teams, create two leagues, add promotion and relegation. Allow for teams to sell players between leagues and see what happens

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>Kevin Durant just unfollowed the Thunder on Instagram and Twitter
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>2-5

>11 posts
>8 IPs
>Sup Forums in charge of not forcing memes

I hate both Lebron and Curry. I hope they both get injured at the very beginning of game 1.

>No matter what, an Aussie is guaranteed a ring AGAIN

REEEEE I tought the Don was a curryfag

horrible op pic, please stop starting threads

NBA threads belong in /asp/. It's been confirmed that games are as fake as WWE.

Go spurs

a brazilian as well

>mfw no canacucks

This

>no suspension
>won't get suspended at all these playoffs
>Warriors guaranteed another ring thanks to Silver

I don't care if this is fake.

It's true in my heart.

If curry is a better individual player then his stats will be more impressive than LeBrons from last year right?

Ohio is a huge state for him, he doesn't actually give a shit. Unlike Jeb Bush
>dawane wade

Vote

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Literally LeGOD.

He's my guy.

fucking stupid how he didn't get Finals MVP

Tristan thompson

savage

That's some 2k cheese right there.

He should have. NFL has at least one or two SB MVPs that played for the losing team too.

Why would he root for a cuck city in a beaner state?

>best team ever
>our star is easily an all-time top 5 player
>refs and God on our side
>Cav's defense

How could we possibly lose this finals?

Who's the Asian girl on nba studio?

This

>we
What part of the bay area are you from again?

lol he literally had the ball 90% all of the time

also, no fg%, westbrook with huge numbers and still play badly for example

Does this mean that the finals decide which party wins?

Sanders: Warriors win 'very good omen' for campaign
archive.is/tg1Hx

He's from the Poop Bay area.

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/03/what-happens-when-theres-sewage-in-the-water/476013/

>Every second, 8,200 liters of untreated sewage flow into the bay through the city’s rivers

>lol he literally had the ball 90% all of the time

No shit.

He was the only player worth a damn left or did you actually forget Kyrie and Love were both injured and out the whole finals?

They beat the "best" team in the NBA twice while having 2 of their 3 best players gone.

What LeBron did was incredible.

this is the best thread of my life! seriously

You know their 2nd and 3rd options were Dellavedova and JR Smith.

If you don't live in the Bay Area, you don't matter. 510 reporting.

>tfw just swept right on my friend's crush

thanks faggot i just had a seizure

Do they give finals mvp to players on losing teams? I thought if you win then you get the finals mvp

Is this delusional or possible

>Lakers sign Durant
>Lakers sign Whiteside
>Lakers trade Russell and Randle and a future first rounder for James Harden

Win 5 rings with new Big Three

Yes, although the last time it happened was in '69 when they gave it to Jerry West.

Delusion

It has happened a total of once in the NBA.

Jerry West

So you think a worse version of this OKC team can win 5 rings?

lel

No games on tonight, but 2k is streaming the pro-am finals game, winner gets $100'000

youtube.com/watch?v=7HPhZApofQs

durant and harden are going to boston with simmons

How so very.. whelming..

Why the fuck would you want both Durant and Harden on your team, they're both ballhogs and volume memers.

durant is a 300 ppg shooter on 50/40/90
harden gets 10 free ppg bumrushing the basket and throwing his arms up

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>tfw never get any matches
>the ones I do get never talk to me
>the ones that do talk to me either I scare off with my autism or they scare me off
>tfw never getting laid
>tfw will miss out on one of the most important human experience
>tfw people call me handsome and smart in real life but so far no girl has ever liked me

i know right? lebron is the greatest basketball player right now

that was also the first finals MVP ever and they invented it on the spot just to give it to Jerry West because they felt bad for him

>mfw

>durant is a 300 ppg shooter on 50/40/90

more like a 28 ppg shooter on 43/28/89

Lebron on the losing team: 4 fmvp votes
Curry on the winning team: 0 fmvp votes

What's delusional is thinking this team could win 1 let alone 5 rings

Have you given your energy today to LeGOAT?

\o/

Holy fuck as if you absolutely HAVE to live in a certain place to root for a team jesus fuck.

if you have been called handsome you're set. just practice your social interactions and talking to girls. use tinder as a way to practice with 0 negative results

Im new to basketball so sorry if this question is stupid. What is better form after the ball is released, ballet or contemporary?

pretty soon the legod meme will die just like westgod

feels good man

No one will ever call curry god.

get fucked dirty curryfag.

Since /nba/ has been established as being total shit for actual basketball discussion I would like everyone to link a post in this thread that really made you think.

Also say why.

youtube.com/watch?v=45czWPhWQOI

Perfect shooting form tbqh

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i only match with fatties and asians lads

skepticalsports.com/the-case-for-dennis-rodman-guide/

Shows how much of an underrated PF Rodman was.

Are you ugly or fat

Can we reborn /nba/ into something not shit after the finals

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except people already are and everyone and their mother (except lebrontards) know he's the best player on the planet right now

Senpai

It's gonna be bad

Salaam alaikum my friend.

I suggest eating some Kibbeh tonight. It's healthy and delicious.

Lebron is still the best because he outplayed Curry last year in the finals.

Ugly.

>implying /nba/ isn't going to descend into a shitstorm of broship posting once the finals are over

>outplayed him in the finals
>lost the finals while curry won

k

PLEASE join us in Muscular, Intelligent /nrl/, we have loads of thought-provoking discussion and great memes.

Who wants to be Broshipped with da land?

I want to say miami, but the tripfag is too cucked.

Anyone but miami

Kibbeh is my favorite dude no memeing

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We have to rebuild. We're in Lakers mode right now.. All the opportunity to make /nba/ great again.

I will on one condition my handsome and philanthropic friend. Direct me to live radio calls of Cricket games.

Im lost without you

Someone usually links to streams in /cric/, /cric/ is pretty active now, it's not so much the Australian-only social club circlejerk it used to be.

'-'

damn she's thick as fuck

that lucky bastard that got to nut in her is probably king at school right now

>that car
Lel, even getting of jail in the U.S. is commercialised.

will do celtics later tonight