CUSB VS DODGERS GAME THREAD

Didn't see a thread so here she is

damn it lester

Does anyone have a Cubs stream so I don't have to listen to these Doyers fags and can listen to the legends

Avenge the President. Go Cubs!

try strikeout.co, has a bunch of ads tho iirc.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. KRIS.

>hating on the three musketeers

CMON ZObased

just voted 5 times for soler

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nice to know i'm not the only one

>looking like a minor league hitting team against a literal who

How many Cubs have been stranded on base? Why the fuck can't Maddon pull a Coach Q blender with the lineup where the hot hitters go together instead of sandwiching them between shit tier hitters like Heyward?

Me too just because it really rustles people.

heyward got on base
Bryzzo and Zobased beefed it

Rizzo should be put at the bottom of the order since he's fucking up worse than Heyward, who while can hit on occasion, is still an offensive black hole.

>my side
struck out

struck out the side right as a put my hat on
tides are turning

How's the wind today?

>that Lester jog to first

at least pretend you care

Who the fuck are these people and why is Kelly Crull interviewing them?

GET OF MY TV

he literally does it everytime he hits a ball in the infield

I GOT PLATELETS IN ATLANTA

CREDIT CARDS AND THE SCAMMERS

CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER

doyer blue > cusb blue

Sorry Craig..4/10

>heyward double-play incoming

>not making the playoffs

wew LAD's

Close
Not the usual double play, but almost one nonetheless

B R Y A N T
R
Y
A
N
T

DINGER

It's about fucking time.

>the nigger infested favela of los angeles

DINGYR
I
N
G
Y
R

good job chris

Before the screen even panned away from Bryant, I knew that was fucking gone.

GO CUBS

B A S E D
R
Y
A
N
T

Jason "easy out" Heyward.

in b4 that tripsperg comes and tries to convince us he's great.

Arenado should start, they said.

Nice shifting doyers

come on Zobrist...

Kris

that's an out

>weak fly balls to CF

this entire series in a nutshell (although usually not from Zobrist)

>mfw when my dad calls Zobrist "Zorbist"
THE B COME BEFORE THE R
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>cuck hernandez

my dad can't pronounce Bumgarners name

"Bum Gardeners"

he says "baumgarner"
what an idiot

I swear sometimes dads mispronounce things on purpose

Usually i know when he does it on purpose..and I feel like he's just retarded on Zobrist's name

>windy
wendy

>wash
warsh

>pillow
pellow

>milk
melk

Speaking of dads
Should I get my dad a Cubs jersey for father day? What jersey?

My dad says "uge" (huge)

>Chicago calling anyone nigger infested
The ironing

>mfw my dad pronounces "Panera" as "Panero"

fuck u dad

Show him you're a man and get him a white sox jersey , preferably sale

Everyone knows you only cheer for Cubs when you're under 18

fuck you bro. men in my family been Cubes fans since before the Soviet Union existed

>being a man
>being a white sox fan

choose 1

>this Ump

Heyward voided contract when

bbb..b...but hes 4th in all star voting

>this dead game

Cubs have a shot at the Series, I don't want him in the ASG taking at bats from good players and fucking up home field

rare photo of me waiting for Heyward to get hot and hit more than 1 (ONE) homerun in 50 games

cute dog senpai

>why is he so good
>All he cares about is winning
People get paid to give "analysis" like this

ty. Bones has been waiting too

>rizzo

has been almost as shit as heyward lately

gonna miss Sager

>Urias pitching tomorrow instead of MaeKen

Why you do this Dojers? I was really looking forward to it.

>Craig Sager has been on the sidelines for the last time

if dubbies cubbies suck my chubby

DELETE TH-

eh, fuck off

faggot alert

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>Who will be mas Baez
Oh Lenny

FOREVER YOUNG
I WANT TO BE
FOREVER YOUNG

>It's a Cubs bullpen gives away the game episode

shut up

Not if lester will continues to molester the Doylers.

>trying to knock the ball out of kendricks hand with a blatant elbow

stay classy cusbfags

Don't scare me like that

>blatant
don't be a baby

Checked

this user speak truth

DAMMIT KIKE

>Kike Hernandez

Will Lester go for the CG?

Or will the >cusb bullpen blow it once again?

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>Lester's at bats
hahahaha this guys does NOT give a fuck
He just wants to throw baseballs

and yet again Gayward will probably last out for Cubs
nice

Heyward and Fowler could switch uniforms and I doubt their wives would even notice

>unironically hitting .218 in June

Both of these teams can't hit for shit.

Have you ever seen dexs wife? Solid 9/10

They're black, similar height, and similar build. Wouldn't be shocking.

HE DID IT
HE GOT A HIT

Rizzo is hitting .230-something and that isn't hurting his reputation at all

HAHAH DUMB FAG

in garbage time lmao

> pitching battles