San Jose Sharks @ Pittsburgh Penguins Game 2 Gamethread 2

0-0 1st Intermission

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Pongs

>rags

Canucks are going to win the cup in 1-3 years.

san jose? more like san no way jose lol

Pens win

There's still hope

hahahahaaha meeeeeeeeeeeemes

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Fuck you Canada

first for Philadelphia Kessel

>shorks

...

Pens pls

What's with the Canadians and tripfagging?

>people from BC actually believe this

Was it bad luck to help Jumbo find a CVS yesterday?

STREAM????

LET'S COUNTDOWN WHY AMERICANS ARE BAD AT HOCKEY

10) THEY'RE BAD AT HOCKEY
9) THEY'RE SHIT AT HOCKEY
8) THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
7) THEIR PLAYERS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
6) THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO FANS
5) THEIR "FANS" ARE BANDWAGONERS
4) THE CAN'T WIN WITHOUT CHEATING
3) THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN AMERICAN STANLEY CUP WINNER WHO HAS WON THE CUP WITHOUT CHEATER
2) AMERICANS PRETEND THEY HAVE HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE WHEN THEY HAVE NONE
1) THEY'RE AMERICANS

my balls have more hair than malkin's chin

What's with Serbs and being so mad all the time?

my repeating numerals confirm it

Matt Murray has been a pleasant surprise.

They crave American attention

Any one have any dank memes all i got are these trips

Lets

Go

Kessel

good post

Ah, so this is actually a Canadian shitposting thread

>THEIR TEAMS ARE SHIT AT HOCKEY
You're one to talk

Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.

Was he buying a razor, knowing he'll need one on 3 games?

I hate you Kippers but this is pretty solid

>Yet only one of those two things has touched a vagina.

manned by BASED AS FUUUUUARK CanadiGODS players

They're properly from Quebec.

mmmm I rub my balls and my fingers smell like good old scotch

why no too many men from last period?

so is toronto's """rebuild""" going to go the way of edmonton's?

Brutal.

Hey bro,


You seem a bit upset. Enjoy the game :)

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Or check last thread

99% of them are on meth and/or dumb chinks

Stop teabaging drams lads

When's the last time a canateam won the Cup?

>this salt

>rags

Not sure why the sharks have so few shots, they have lost of zone time

THE AGE OF CANADIAN HOCKEY IS OVER

Lets countdown the reasons why Canadians are bad at hockey
10) the 2007 stanley cup winners
9) the 2008 stanley cup winners
8) the 2009 stanley cup winners
7) the 2010 stanley cup winners
6) the 2011 stanley cup winners
5) the 2012 stanley cup winners
4) the 2013 stanley cup winners
3) the 2014 stanley cup winners
2) the 2015 stanley cup winners
1) the 2016 stanley cup playoff lineup

>YFW bill will look exactly like Philadelphia Collins when hes older

>tfw u come home to your wife in the penalty box for too many men

Nah, edmonton was shit to begin with and now theyre even shittier

They're the shorks, playoff chokes are sort of their thing

>circa 1993

i seriously HATE chicks that wear their pajamas out in public thats absolutely degenerate

>tfw will get banned for posting smuk bums

I'm sure your rectally ravaged obsessed faggot self hopes so, but no

Refpuck

did he really say that

i'm shaking my head right now

back to back Olympic champs
back to back WC champs
back to back world cup champs
is Canada elite?

Hey...

How about that winter olympic gold you guys won in 2002 in salt lake ci... oh well perhaps the women won go.... oh.

America's better. Matthews is better than any U24 Canadian

>blown out by Finland
'No'

Pens are fast. That is all.

Just like the Canadian team that won the Stan-- oh.

How about usa hockey in the world junio.... oh

Pretty good game so far. We enjoying ourselves?

>tactical loss

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>laffs

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>tfw kessel will die at 66 from a cheeseburger overdose

i do that all the time
you get better service at the liquor store that way

how many pings until they pong

Why is canarabia always so mad?

>no cups in >9000 years
>elite
only 1 m8

Frig off bobandy

No, I haven't gotten near as many (You)s as I need.

The best part of none of the Canadian teams making the playoffs is I don't even have to know what your team is to know it's garbage.

No lol

fuck off

anyone have a laff blower here?

elitegodkings

im seriously going out on a back porch and emptying a full magazine pointed northward

hope you die in hell

They're cold.

because irl canadians are politely little cucks all day and this is where they take out their frustrations

Frigg off Randy.

Thinking too much. Let the shitpost flow through you.

but Canadians win more cups than anyone
>1967

>mfw these salty Canacucks start getting wrecked by America in every best on best tournament

Best player on San Jose: American
Best player on Pittsburgh: American

Cucknada

Chicago L.A. and Boston are canarabian?

>my bottom 10 team is really good, I swear! xD

>comparing mere mortals to Bill the Thrill

that's not even fair

Canafucks BTFO

yeah like the world championships that took place while canada's best players were inelegible to compete, an.... oh

there is like 3 of us up here, you'll never hit anyone

This game goin into triple OT 1-1

that's 3 times doc has called donskoi wingels now

does donskoi even exist

Malkin is not American

HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S

Worst players on both teams: Canadian """goaltenders"""