Official Mariners @ Padres game thread. Felix on the DL for celebrating edition

James Paxton's first start of the year.

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Bae Ho Lee on first today boys!

Rags lost

Lets go Ms take back our first place

This. tied for first right now.

lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros lets go ms bros

Take the next two from SD, 2/3 A tex, 3/4 from CLE, then 2/3 from Tex again. would be nice.

Those dads unis are pretty dope.

>seth smith saw 1/3rd of the pitches yesterday
>30 pitches out of 120

apparently mariners announcers dont know simple math

At one point he had. I think it was just after they pulled Shields.

CANO

MVP MVP MVP

HA HA HA

TIME FOR FIRST PLACE

ROBBIIEEEEE


YES WE CANO

i called that cano homer

get at me

:^)

that would be a 1/4th

Stream link?

>10 minutes late
>already missed a Canomer

Bummer. But also good to give Paxton some early run support

foxsports.com/mlb/story/san-diego-padres-exec-calls-team-miserable-failures-060116


>Miserable failures

The Mariners are actually hitting.

This is incredible. My God.

They're the #2 run scoring team in the AL, iirc

What do you guys think of Iannetta? I know he's on a cold streak but I've become so used to catchers not hitting that I don't mind desu.

Guys.

Guys.


Paxton is on deck. This mother fucker is gonna bat before he throws a pitch. also starter is at 30 pitches

He's a top 5 framing catcher and around the same as a defensive catcher.

Number 1 in HRs

cant watch the game but go Ms!

Then listen. Nothing more comfy than baseball on the radio

>strike 3
>not ball 3

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tough call on that strike....

That was outside.

its bed time unfortunately, just stopping by to give my power \0/

When's the last time you could say that the Seattle Mariners are an offensive juggernaut in the AL?

I know, I said

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROBOT
UMPS
WHEN

goodnight man.

He strikes out less than Mike Z. and calls a solid game while working hard for his pitcher. I'm fine with him hitting .200 and sitting in the 8-hole. He's got a shit-arm to 2B though.

I heard stories from my grandfather

2001?

1995-1999

He is ok, would like more from him offensively though. We're just used to Zunino so he probably feels better than he is

>tfw mariners are playoff bound

>paxton

fuck.

Get Tacoma on the phone.

see ya senpai

paxton you fool

>tfw those runs could have been for felix

Here we go.

A bloop and a blast...

>in front of cano

I have a bad feeling

No. They wouldn't have existed

Paxton please

at least the top of the order is coming up I guess

he is the unluckiest pitcher ever

Marte woulda had that

Seriously though, fuck this ump... calls that pitch to Paxton a strike and is giving his strikes as balls.

Wtf is this umpball bullshit

>first inning of the season
>F-FUCK YOU DUDE HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP A RUN
Calm down sperglords

PAXTON
FUCKING
PLEASE

and Martin would have had that putout. wew

Maybe he should try 50mph knuckle ball

Sigh

BRING
BACK
FELIX

what the fuck is paxton doing

oh my god

i think we now know paxton is not the real deal

what was that

siiighhhhh

Paxton's long ass delivery

>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords
>Calm down sperglords

Time to trade him.

Also, why the fuck would they not let Montgomery make two spot starts? Jesus.

>Paxton couldn't get a base hit
>Paxton gives up 3 runs so far

Paxton is an undercover Padre

Thanks Paxton, you dickhead.

Couldn't even hold the lead for an inning.

tie game...

go to the bullpen already. Anyone in there is better than this.

Jesus christ

UN
FUCKING
REAL

>Strikes out looking with bases loaded 2 outs
>Gives up 4 runs

How can one player be so fucking garbage... Piece of shit Paxton

nevermind the they fall behind in the first inning

They have 14 games in a row to play after this.

Do you really wanna give the bullpen 8 1/3 innings to deal with?

FUCK OFF PAXTON YOU CUNT

lol

Jesus fucking Christ

FFS
F
S

kek, what a great way to return

LMAO
M
A
O

holy cow, m's

>Rags lose
>Mariners go to shit

every fucking time

It's a "Rangers lost so we can lose" episode

So, who's gonna be in our next big trade package to try and get either a big bat or a solid #2 starter?

My guess is Paxton, Sardinas, and either Kivlehan or DJ.

If you call that bs "striking out". This up is fucking terrible

I've always really wanted to like Paxton but fuck this

Pull Paxton out now. He's complete shit.

Could there be a more inconsistent ballclub than Seattle? Fuckin a

Again

14 (fourteen) games IN A ROW after this game.

Do you wanna nuke your bullpen now??

YES

I want together forever with the rags to stop now...

Another note. The padres had to use their bullpen from the 2nd inning yesterday, then fly from Seattle to SD.

Give him a shot to show he can hold them down and come back on their diminished pen.

At least we're making Friedrich work. I think we're gonna win desu

do relievers get tired easily?

>6-3
Apparently this is what I get for feeling confident enough to switch to icefight for five minutes.

Agree with you. He's in for at least 90 pitches no matter what. So chalk this one up as a loss.

And on a night where the Rags lost too, damn. Fuck you Paxton I hope once Felix is back I never see you in this organization again.

>Hultzen, Paxton, and Walker were supposed to be the next Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz

thanks jack z

The way the AL west is going? Yeah. Rangers lose, Mariners lose. And with Paxton shitty self that's a couple guaranteed losses or however long he'll shit this team up.

welp. Time to mute this and listen to my local team get btfo in soccer...

Sounders already won, dis all I got.

What happened to paxton? He was great last year.

At this rate we're gonna have to look below us, A's and Astros have both won 5 in a row