/mlb/: Michael Fulmer Edition

MIA:Dietrich leaves game after HBP on left wrist
SF:Pence suffers right hamstring strain vs. ATL
STL:Cardinals officially release INF Ruben Tejada
NYY:Girardi: Pineda not in danger of losing spot
CWS:Matt Albers scores go-ahead run, earns win
LA:Maeda (hand) lined up for Friday vs. Braves
LA:Urias to make second MLB start at Wrigley
WAS:No structural damage in Harper's right knee
DET:Tigers shifting Anibal Sanchez to bullpen
PIT:Gregory Polanco (foot) likely to have X-ray
MLW:Davies dominant over eight scoreless vs. STL
MIA:Stanton (side) returns to Marlins lineup Wed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qe5BRcuH41Q
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Royals

PHILLIES

WHY HATH GOD SCORNED ME SO

go cubs

>the shit poois methinals
KEK, there's always football season...oh wait.

Is meme magic over?

Nats are legit this year, I swear

Verlander
Zimmermann
Fulmer
Norris
Boyd/Greene

Who is the closer of the future?

>Pineda not in danger of losing spot

JUST FUCK MY ROTATION UP

JAY BRUUUCE!!!

Who the fuck replaces him?

>giants win
>dodgers win
>giants lose
>dodgers lose
God fucking dammit dropping 2 games to the Braves was not part of The Plan, Bochy

>June 1st
FUCK IT BEGINS

T-they just need to keep an even record
Surely the memes will help them pull through?

A's

>undefeated home stand
>best home record in MLB

>6-1, 5 run lead for the Reds
>bullpen time
Sweating.jpg

Sweet death

Fellow Cusb, why has Andrew Rizzo been so shit recently?

Is kris bryant the greatest cubs to ever step foot on wrigley field?

When does KB adobt the title as Mr. Cub from the late great ernie banks?

When do we retire 17? I say he doesnt wear a number on his back and we fly that flag right now.

Also, yankee when?

>Cingrani
The fuck was that?

>its a "everyones dying and the bullpen cant pitch for shit" month

>SCORE 9 (NINE) RUNS
>LOSE

THIS

SHITTY

FUCKING

AWFUL

MEME

Royals

>Tony Cingrani catches a bouncing comebacker on the mound
>attempts throw to second for double play
>proceeds to throw it ten feet over the 2nd basemen's head and into centerfield
Can this bullpen do anything right?

Buck truck rolls on

>eternal 5th placers score 9 runs
>lose

Top kek, the stankees are done. They wont win another world series for decades. The baseball center of gravity is shifting westwards from jew york, and has been doing so for the past decade. Enjoy your faded glory, you kike immigrant faggots.

Try losing after 7 shutout innings from you ace only allowing 2 hits. Then your bullpen shitting themselves and giving up the game to lose 5-0

I'm not a yankee fan

You okay man?

wew

This implies someone has to have an immediate reason to hate on the Yankees

Fuck the Yankees

But they're shit. It doesn't really matter right now. Like fuck the late90s early 2000 yankees yeah, but not now

Its difficult to have hate for a team who is hot trash.

I wish they had a chicago flag so when i post about the cubs i can prove im not in fucking naperville

FUCKING DFA CASILLA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mariners getting fucking dunked on

Just three more outs.
>Ohlendorf coming in
>we only have a 5 run lead

Never count outs

>outs
such a meme stat

>memes
Such a meme post

the Rangers are a pretty good team don't you think /mlb/?

You got walked off by the indians

It's pronounced WINDIANS

Reds win!!

> Reddick

Situation:

You gave one of your best middle relievers some work last night after 4 days rest but right now it's the 8th inning in a 1 run game and you already used your best guy

Do you use him or do you go with someone else?

Go with the worst guy available. They'll never see it coming

A rested RP should be able to go back to back games no problem. Unless he threw like 30 pitches the night before.

>#RedSox optioned Kelly. Recalled Noe Ramirez. They can skip that spot next time.

this desu

>the manlets are taking over baseball

God its like 1910 all over again except that now they can hit homeruns

THANK

FUCKING

GOD

Back in the WIN column

Astros have been fun to watch recently.

Is George Springer ASG starter worthy?

...

Wow.

>rands

>forcing this shit meme

>randers

His stutter is so adorable. I want the rest of America to see him the way I do.

bro you were there, the Sox can't afford their SPs giving up 5+ runs every fucking game. There is a better chance a AAA guy will do better than him

>leading the league in getting walked off
>rands

I want to see Casilla DFAd more than Peavy. Fuck him for his attitude to Bochy, and fuck him for ruining Suarez's game.

im a royals fan shitposting leaf

I'd argue for Buccholz instead, with Kelly in the pen, but from what I saw in tonight's game they're pretty much the same, and Kelly has a confirmed attitude about pitching from the pen.
Hell, wonder if Clay does too after the jawing when he got pulled.

Other than the Jints closer last month, haven't seen pitchers mouth off than those under Farrell. If you weren't in first and competing in general, he might've been close to getting tossed.

>best home record in MLB
teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/win-pct-all-games

kys

That's what the point of my post was.

that they have the best?

No, that they're tied, which in turn means that they're not actually the best.

are you autistic?

um ya, did you not actually look at the link he posted

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ROYALS SWEEP BEST HOME RECORD IN AL

I don't know if everyone has heard the story of Ol Two Hit Whit so I will tell it here. It all started on a dark and stormy night in May. In Kansas City some of the best men had been shot down like sentry guards takin sniper fire. So they sent a message up to Nebraska to find a suitable replacement or next of kin. The man they sent was a legend, a marksman, a fire branding rustler that goes by the name of Two Hit Whit for his legendary marksmanship. He got right on his horse and rode the 190 miles from the ol storm trading post in Nebraska straight through to Kansas City. Some said no man could make it three days, Ol Two Hit Whit he did it in one. When he arrived with dust and smoke flying all around people tried to talk, tried to ask him questions, tried to engage but he only focused on one thing: the piece of wheat in his mouth. He turned it over and over, dismounted from his horse, looked all around, and those four words he said that day changed the history of Kansas City forever. In a raspy voice, deep and manly, low but intelligible, he said those four words that many still talk about to this day. They came out more as a rumble than talking, but their meaning was clear. He leaned forward and grunted them for all to hear, he said,
I CAME TO FUCK

yeah sure

the padres tv announcers are a gift to southern california as well as all those who access their broadcast. they are far and away the most refined and cultured guys to ever comment on a baseball game.

literally no team has a better record, therefore they have the best record. being tied just means they are tied, not that they don't have the best

I'm gonna have to agree to disagree unless you're being sarcastic

>DON

BRB, killing myself because hes never coming back

Have we
>mest
Enough yet?

>royals start winning again
>their fans reappear
>shitposting increases 10 fold

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in your post?

>A FUCKING LEAF

>padres broadcasters talking about the chargers

Gonna have to side with Canada on this one

Royals fans are the cancer killing baseball to be perfectly honest with u, buddy

Royals are on pace to be 34-47 on the road. Don't let a good home stand fool you. They will finish third behind the tigers and indians, I guarantee it.

>expecting serious baseball commentary from this guy
>youtube.com/watch?v=Qe5BRcuH41Q

>proving him right

This. Fuck the whos for igniting their meme magic with their shitty bullpen.

Who the fuck blows a 7-1 game in the 9th?

If you're gona interrupt mlb network for a live game, dont make it the fucking dads raping seattle in the 8th.

RIP Marlon Byrd

be honest senpai we are hardly that bad this year

we win like 13/15 games and the worst you see a single copy pasta and some pepe images. i know you hate us and all... its ok mate

saying you can predict the AL central with conviction is being intentionally dishonest. i still think theres a greater chance we don't win it than we do, but thats no reason to go full WHO SUX and cry all day

Who the fuck is this guy?

Fuck the whos and their fanbase

The who sux are shit like you too

Indians
Tigers
Roylels
Whos
Twins

Screencap this Kansass shitty

these next few weeks are going to be bad