/heem/: jon jones edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Stephens leads FN88 payroll
mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820672/ufc-fight-night-88-salaries-jeremy-stephens-tops-payroll-with-100000

>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim

>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic

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mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464841702489.webm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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JON JONES

GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER

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i miss ngannou and sage, their posters were at least a bit more interesting

GREATEST OF ALL TIME

>reading a leaf post

shut up

>look at Tweets
>Danzig
Another pussy. Just like Punk. I can't wait for the post fight speech after he's lost. And is then booed out the arena.

first for paige as a manipulative loli

be extremely careful

>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
>mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
An Official UFC-Endorsed podcast? That doesn't sound very appealing.

Their memes were forced and stale, they all fall down before the GOAT yeh

Schaub has now compared himself to Andy Dufresne twice in the past 3 weeks

>listening to UFCshilling
>goofs will actually do this

>Leave RDA to me

Did anyone watch Kingdom?

I'm watching TUF Talk now.

Be serious

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whaaat the new season started? I'll have to check it out

GAUD
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>thanks for the roll user

how do you respond?

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY

UFC 199 goes down THIS saturday LIVE on pay per view. In the main event we got Luke Rockhold defending his middleweight title against Mike Bisbing. In the co main event we got Dominic Cruz vs Urijaha Faber for the Bantamweight title. This entire card is STACKED.

What we're gonna show you is footage from last week's Fight Night in Vegas. Then we're gonna show you some stuff from my trip out west with Nick the Tooth.

It is fight week, blog week.

Lads, which fighter had a tougher fall from grace, Barao or Pettis?

AHHHHHHHHHHH NICK HELP RORY IS BULLYING MEEEEEEEE

I like to wait a few weeks so I can watch 3-4 episodes in a row like a movie. Having to wait a week between each ep kills it.

ok lads ive gotten a lot of love and a lot of hate lets settle this once and for all
do you love me or not?

i run this /heem/ game, im taking all your (you)s and theres nothing you can do about it

@68036615

prime example of why tripfags suck. stop fishing for attention.

M-My dick is similar to a Swiss Roll in size and shape.

Damn this chicks on TUF Talk are just the right amount of thick. That amanda cooper has ass.

Bet he takes it home with him as a bodypillow

Can't wait for Rory to end the Wondermeme

Wonderboy is gonna run a train on the WW division

congrats

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screw the pay per view and give the people what they really want..

MORE TOOTH

Wonderboy is getting hyped to hell and back.

I'm not calling him shit and some of it is deserved unlike with McGoober but Hendricks wasn't a wrestlefucker..

So the dust has settled, and I see a couple of different scenarios that could play out for Almeida.

Scenario 1: It's better that he lost his undefeated streak now, as there will be less pressure as well as less hype around him and he can focus more on honing his skills. In this scenario, he will go on a long win streak, become champion, and even defend the belt multiple times.

Scenario 2: He peaked early and will go 1-2 in his next three fights, after which he will fade into early prelim obscurity and be remembered as the prospective champion that never panned out

Which do you think will happen, /heem/? got any alternate scenarios?

meme-kickers never last, sorry m8

anyone else here Gonna see their boy in the Times Square modells? I'll be the 7'6 340 pound mma fighter in case if ya'll wanna chill and fights after

>being so alpha you not only take another mans belt but also his father

Is there anything Rockhold cannot do?

Name a better striker in the WW division

Wonderboys TDD will be good enough to hold off Rory

Keep his hair

shamrock killed this dude

people would like you if you weren't a tripfag

@roryfan!16uk/jc8zY

pure autism

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nick diaz

it'll be okay bud, once you've been on Sup Forums for a while you'll realize there are some dank tripfags

ill get an hd webm of that in a bit

>nick diaz
No.

lads Dom seems so alone. he has so little going on in his personal life that he has to talk about basic dog training on Embedded.

Everyone kind of went "Fuck You" after his life started to fall apart.

Maybe he doesn't give a damn anymore.

everyone ditched him when he got injured, but it seems catty zig was eyeing him up a bit

>no talking nick no talking

I feel like he knows his body is kind of done and wants the extra checks. Lots of injuries despite a supposedly safe style.

jon

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it comes from the training not the fights

>he pulled the punch
Knew he was a good guy, despite the roids. Ken, on the other hand...

pour some out for your boys
>War Machine
>Aleks
>Joe Son
>Sage

is it just me or does nick diaz look like a caged animal here ready to kill?

that shadowboxing, if anyone gets close to him there gonna get cracked
best striking in welterweight for sure

i just hope the time off hasnt made him rusty
i honestly would love to see him fight thompson for his return fight

I JUST WANTED A FUCKING SLURPEE

STILL MY BOY

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gonna repost this war cuz i love it

i love it

he just wanted to bang, have you guys seen his porn

you're forgetting someone....

STILL. MY. BOY.

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Would the outcome been the same if this kick didn't happen?

that would have been stopped today

we have a saying back home you know, that if you're coming on, COME ON!

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I want fo bang Rockhold's mother while he watches naked

Also why does Bisping always sound congested?

cause the Henderson KO made him retarded, thats why he talks with that stupid accent

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didn't we go over this last thread? stop with the racism

I'm still going to cheer for him.

Jon Jones, get your shit together, I'm cummin for ya!

you forgot the foremost falsely imprisoned innocent boy

Re-watching Bisping vs Silva

What a fucking trainwreck

Somebody give me a you, for fucks sake

@(you)

no

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>those stick legs attached to that fake ass
lmao

Are my eyes real or that ass real?

>How can ass be real if our eyes aren't real?

LoOks like some house of mirrors horror show

women are so fucking retarded holy shit

Do chads do mma? Why are there relatively so few chads as top fighters. We got rockhold and Jones (who gets cucked by his NFL bros on a daily basis). The rest seems like nerds or got bullied at school. In gsp and DC's case, it was both.

delet

fuck off nigger

How did you forget Sage Northcutt? He's literally Chad: The Fighter

lol no

hes too much of a goober to be a chad

made an audio webm where you can hear nick diaz taunting robbie
>WHERE YOU AT
>WHERE YOU AT
and you can hear the slap, and mazagatti lol

nick diaz was only 20 years old too

these older fights joe and goldie were just like a /heem/ discussion going back and forth

>this is the average MMA fighter
youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA

lol forgot to link the webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464841702489.webm

>Isn't allowed to use the internet
>Chad
pick only one