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>news
Jon jons balls deep in comiers head

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Not schaub

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>/Heem/

>2016
>not having Gegard as your boy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OzNT5BRtQ

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>finding this attractive

>people unironically like this

tuf torrent is up lads, get on it!

Do you think fights should be judged as a whole after they end or how it is now?

Is khalil the worst character Zuffa have ever put behind a camera?

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The current system makes sense to me, I'd like to see expert panel of judges

why the heck are you posting in this thread, the other one is at 300

>muh dad

Fucking retard, I hope she gets killed by her next opponent

heck you croatia, you wouldn't last a minute if you stepped into my guard.

why are frenchies so upset today

The 10 point must system makes no sense outside of boxing.

>I sentence you to get that dick sucked jon.

there was an ISIS suicide bombing plot foiled today

The last thread isn't even close to 500 you goofs

Why doesn't Conor have Gunny fight Nate for him?

Current active thread

>if i want to take jon down 100 times, im gonna take jon down 100 times

>sexiness comes from her being a fighter dummy
>the state of numales
Lmao

Is faber free money?

This is Bellator's Mercedes Terrell. Do you guys and lads think Scott Coker banged datass?

Where?

/Heem/ I am currently training to take the heem MW belt.

>6'3"
>195
>strength levels of a roided manlet
>manmore frame
>BJJ blue belt
>gi 3x per week MINIMUM
>just started boxing and muay thai as well

Thinking about adding 30 bananas and 3 steaks per day as well to my regiment. We all know the USA produces the best fighters (objective fact), so who wants some?

No
He's the least likely of any of the underdogs to win
Submitted Cruz before Cruz developed his current style, got btfo 49-46 in their rematch

Because Holly didn't manage one defense and Ronda is the cashiest cash cow.

> "Moron" and "Never set foot in a combat gym" thanks you really are a twat. I "Don't have my own facts" and thanks for expressing that I'm "entitled to their own opinion" well thanks how noble of you. In fighting sometimes you can dominate a fight but still lose due to an error or a knockout punch. Mcgregor made an error after a good one-two. Like I said up till that point Diaz was nothing but a punchbag. The fact that you are riding Diaz hard, telling me he's a superior boxer worries me., Anybody who has fought knows Diaz got lucky. Mcgregor should have taken his cardio more seriously. Btw I boxed from 10 amateur level and was county champion, I also did Judo from 5 and got to orange belt, what combat have you ever done before running your mouth off?

There are people out there that actually believe that "Diaz was nothing but a punchbag".

>Where is this person?

Isn't there a press conference soon?

Over 3 bongs away

Why?

what press conference?

pre-emptive funeral rites for Bisping

3 hours and 20 minutes soon.

199 presser

Cruz, Faber, Rockhold and Bisping

AHHH CHANDLER HELP

ah no Conor, fuck that then.

Man the new cutgirl is a qt

I have no idea what this is all about but I luahg everytime.

swap their faces and it would be just as funny, if not funnier

that's too long to wait my food will be here shortly

I'm getting emotional Jon

youtu.be/u8z_RrevDOo

>not enjoying that cringey Cruz vs Faber banter

name?

Rich Piana training and sparring for UFC debut. He's gonna get signed. He's more of an athlete than CM Punk

youtu.be/Gh5muG9zJ8c

i dont who either of those are, probably some pussies who Conor would ko easily. scrubs.

why is there a naked guy?

He looks like a synthol freak.

Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green

Don't repost your picks from the last thread, I'll add them all tonight/tomorrow.

Post an updated pick and prove it otherwise you're confirmed b8ing.

are these manlets?

Swayze Valentine

Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier

yes

Wouldn't it be funny if Cruz wins but is forced to retire early because Faber injured his legs so badly? Would be true poetry

>guy is in better shape than me
>must be synthol

>5'9
>manlet
No they aren't.

Good la

lol the dude on the left looks really bad compared to the one on the right, even though he's in good shape

Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier

chezus
fucking
christ

Oh please, no way USADA lets a man that took that many scoops fight.

>he's in good shape
Dyel?

>Mutants fighting in human leagues

what the fug

Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Hendo
Poirier

What? It's the same person after Chadifying himself.

He regressed back into dyel mode after he got a gf.

No you weirdo.

>im cummin for that dick jon, even in vr

>implying hes not
you have developed body dysmoprhia

Let me touch that dick Jon

Dyel?

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who has the record for most title defenses in the ufc? who's second/third?

Andy is #1

dont fukin talk to me im here to trane not to talk

Andy 1
GSP 2
Jones 3
Mighty Mouse 4

Pissening

what does that mean

Follow me here for a second. You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.

>btfo

I remember cruz getting dropped twice

Great science you have there pham

what if I already have the lower and the upper body but no middle body

Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier

I'm smart as hell, I ain't no stupid dumbo like you all think I am. I'm gonna read about books, I'm gonna educate myself.

You must be a fuckin homosexual troll you have no uplook, the only good thing about your body is your quadriceps and hamstring, you have no body. You're a skinny fuckin kid, you're underdeveloped. At my age I was already fuckin way bigger than you, and I had weaknesses still. I had a fuckin bigger chest than you you're a fuckin prick. Bye peace out.

Bisping (natty goat)
Faber
Lamas
Henderson
Bobby green

I remember Cruz beating Faber via unanimous decision.

>I'm gonna read about books, I'm gonna educate myself.

go read fight club 2 and then come back to heem and discuss it with "us"

>Set ten years after the ending of Fight Club, the sequel is told from the restrained perspective of Tyler Durden as he sits in the subconscious of Sebastian (the name the narrator of the original Fight Club currently uses). Sebastian continues his dysfunctional relationship with Marla and has fallen into the mundane routine of society until Tyler re-emerges to cause chaos.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again!

ELITE BALANCE

Luke
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier

Mma vivisection is live: youtu.be/beu2ff0WBv4

Luke Rockhold? Who is that guy?

Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier