Give it to me straight. Do we have a chance?

Give it to me straight. Do we have a chance?

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No sirree bob hyuck

we've got this lads

Englel will never have a chance as long as Woy is in charge.

>Murican flag
>'we'

Did I miss something? Have you picked up those teabags from the sea and submitted to the Queen again?

Not while they insist on taking perpetually injured players.

I can't see us getting out of the group stage to be honest. We don't have enough cbs, our midfield is shit and Roy plays people who can't cross as wingers.

If you are talking about the inbred championship: yes

If you are talking about anything else: no

lel can't wait until the euro begins and bodies start piling

England atleast beat the fucking Welsh

England will make it out of the group stages and then lose clearly in Ro16 or QF. Spainwinslol

if you don't fall for le vardy, rashford meme then you should know the anwser

Wish the Germans had destroyed you in the wa, world's better off without you parasites

we're gonna win it all la

no because woy

Hoping for another 5-1, Of the Forest

No, Woy will probably surprise us with stuff like putting Vardy on the Wing or don't Play Kane at all

Would be hilarious, this time with de gea

England's performance is one of the most unpredictable things this tournament.
Will they sit deep and absorb pressure à la Roy's Fulham?
Will they press high up the pitch like they did against Germany?
Will they try to have the ball a bit?
Will Super-Group of strikers really make a difference?
Will Wilshere add something or just get injured again?

it takes a minutely skilled player to breach our defense, but our attack is so fucking stronk

>rashford
>vardy
>kane
>sturridge

>Rashford
>Sturridge
Do you actually believe those two are international class?

we've looked great in qualifying and the friendlies, i just feel like we can make this great comebacks and epic wins but not beat the small teams when it counts

lads

They'll get rekt by Wales, I can tell you that.

rashford can and will tear any team apart, he has no fear at all, i havent seen anything since early Rooney

sturridge has pure ability, but a terrible attitude

thank you sir

England has world class attack power. Midfield could go either way at this point, depends who Woy puts in the diamond. Defence is utter fucking wank. 3 CBs and one of them is John Stones is unbelievably weak. Hart is good but will be dangerously exposed. England's best chance is to try and outscore opponents but Woy won't let them. As such it will be a typical Englel performance. Will scrape through a weak group then get immediately exposed in the knockouts and be on the plane home. And then people will talk about how it's a shame but it's ok because the talented younguns got a run out and the World Cup isn't too far away.

Like clockwork

>Will they sit deep and absorb pressure à la Roy's Fulham?
probably, but not by choice
>Will they press high up the pitch like they did against Germany?
no, we haven't seen that since the germany game, doubt we will again
>Will they try to have the ball a bit?
we'll try
>Will Super-Group of strikers really make a difference?
sadly no
>Will Wilshere add something or just get injured again?
no, yes

>rashford can and will tear any team apart
the boy thinks he can dribble much better than he really can. fearless is good but if you keep thinking you'll go past your man and just lose the ball it's pretty pointless. hoping he doesn't get more than a 10 minute cameo tbph

The first one is an unproven boy who had a handful of decent games.
The second one is proven mediocrity.

>world class attack

Kane and Vardy are great but they would be benched if they were to play in a big club like Real/Barca/Bayern.

Comin home la

IT'S COMING HOME

Probably not at areal

They would be rotational players but not starters. Kevin is world class and the perfect fit for Donaldo who is also still world class

Why the fuck not? It's often random anyway.

Fucking Greece won it

yes

Nein.

Not happening. They dont even have Drinkwater.

England will get bitch slapped by Wales

>>Will Wilshere add something or just get injured again?
>no, yes
You mean yes, yes. He'll look creative against Russia then limp off against Wales

Considering that as soon as he moves to Halal he'll be the next Pajillas-Raúl-intouchable cancer propelled by their media, that doesn't sound bad at all

The only way youre out is if you come dead last.

trashford will at most play 20 minutes of football, coming on in extra time before england lose to someone shit, but less shit than them in the second round.

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Minutes per goal, Sturridge is the best striker in England

if you define international class then sturridge clearly is, 20+ goals a season striker who has the explosiveness and dribbling ability of a top winger. shame he can't stay fit for more than a month at a time or he would absolutely rip shit up

It's coming home lads

if we win all our games then we might stand a chance

I'm expecting a quarter final defeat on penalties, our attackers will carry us out of the group but we'll get exposed by teams that are tactically strong

michael pls go

The amount of ABE delusion on Sup Forums never ceases to amaze me.
It's coming home and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

>pooland
you clean our toilets lad that doesn't mean you can support our football team

Chill out man, the guy is obviously a good lad. If he says football is coming home, then I'll bloody well believe (right up until we actually start playing) that it is.

>Just give it to me straight like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears

Very rude

No need lad, poland think's it's coming home and whether he said it ironically or not as soon as JF even thinks about the possibility of it coming home, it gets that much closer to actually being home

>tfw based Wales cucks bongland

I never said anything about supporting the team. This has nothing to do with my wishes. It's just inevitable.

Some people even four years later don't realize flags are on.

Else this is some bottom of the barrel bait

You've got the players and the talent.

Unfortunately you have Woy as a coach and the English media behind you.

Long story short you're fucked. Quarter Finals at best.

No

Jesus..

/thread.

A much better question.

How will England fuck up this time around?

he's not going to madrid

Be eliminated on penalties. Again.

with the amount of poles we have in england nowadays they are more than entitled to support england

always good for a point

>Reduce meme magic
>Most likely benched le chat shit man
NOPE

Only if you have Belgium in the final

No, we're not gonna let you win, remember who's organizing that shit.

Yes he is Kek

You think a top gk is gonna stay in midtable United and play in the EUROPA league in your 4th best league in Europe?

KEK

No, too many weak links desu

came into thread for this, thanks user

>we
What part of England are you from la?

>we
What part of France are you from m8?

no

IT'S

COMING

HOME

NO

REALLY

I MEAN IT

>I can't see us getting out of the group stage to be honest

You are literally retarded

>inverse denmark

FIFTY YEARS OF HURT

E
A
S
Y

If you take a shit in the woods and no one is around to hear it, did they still win?

Depends. Did the solid 9 inches of pain log enter a play off against 3 other shits and lose to a hot furious pebbledash?

Do u actually rate vardy over sturridge. Like memes aside...

lel no

Of being eliminated int the QFs? Absolutely.

It's coming home la

It's unironically coming home. If you honestly think anyone but England will win then you are a delusional ABE who is absolutely poorious at our upcoming domination. You also probably don't have any football understanding whatsoever.

How many did Sturridge score this year?

It'll never come home as long as Woy remains in charge.

And here we have the first retard that doesn't get football.

You have the potential to dominate. But Woy is holding the team back.

Cap this and we'll know who is right in three weeks.

>P-pls notice me

No thanks gook

As I thought. You're just scared. You know that I'm right but don't want to admit it.

Stay delusional.