/nba/ general: do you even nano edition

June 2nd, 2016 (Thursday) - Game 1

Cleveland Cavaliers @ Golden State Warriors 9PM ET on ABC

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steph curry is a faggot, can't wait until he is 40 and actually looks like a man

TYBE

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he has his mother's genes

12-4, /nba/ BTFO

She's so old

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NEED a gf like air lads

Ernie a real OG

Am I wrong or is all professional sports discussion just a gigantic never ending circlejerk knowingly committing confirmation bias on your favorite player and against your hated player? It is not possible to be rational.

it's catharsis for plebs who are too fat to get out of their seat to actually exercise and cope with their insecurity. kys you fucking losers

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>you'll never deep-fry a turkey with based Ernie

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

OUT

FUCKING

SKILLED

i'm ernie's daughters bf

AMA

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Reminder all Basketball players are friends and the drama and hatred is media manufactured for headlines and is not based in reality

STAY ASSMAD THEY ARENT AS MISERABLE AND AUTISTIC AS YOU

Fake and gay

Just like your sex life.

NOT

IF Warriors win this series I become King of Sup Forums. If they lose I'll leave forever.

2-13 LeBeta BTFO

OH FUCK

it doesn't work the other way around

> I become King of Sup Forums.

no you wont

>I'll leave forever.

no you wont

Sure it does. Sorry cuck

oh shit

nope

eyp

nope

>mfw Lakers snatch up all the dank free agents

Yeah like Eric Gordon and Javalle McGee

Woops wrong one

The last 5 years have been rough on her. Would still unashamedly hit it, though.

1. Stephen Curry
2. Russell Westbrook
3. Chris Paul
4. John Wall
5. Kyle Lowry
6. Damian Lillard
7. Kyrie Irving
8. Isaiah Thomas
9. Kemba Walker
10. Mike Conley
Honorable Mention - Jeff Teague, Reggie Jackson, Tony Parker

1. Klay Thompson
2. James Harden
3. Jimmy Butler
4. CJ McCollum
5. Dwyane Wade
6. Demar Derozan
7. JJ Redick
8. JR Smith
9. Bradley Beal
10. Kyle Korver

1. LeBron James
2. Kevin Durant
3. Kawhi Leonard
4. Paul George
5. Carmelo Anthony
6. Giannis Antetokounmpo
7. Andrew Wiggins
8. Gordon Hayward
9. Nicolas Baum
10. Jae Crowder
Honorable Mention - Harrison Barnes, Rudy Gay, Danilo Gallinari, DeMarre Carroll

1. Blake Griffin
2. Anthony Davis
3. Lamarcus Aldridge
4. Paul Millsap
5. Draymond Green
6. Kevin Love
7. Serge Ibaka
8. Dirk Nowitzki
9. Zach Randolph
10. Kristaps Porzingis
Honorable Mention - Ryan Anderson, Myles Turner, Thaddeus Young

1. Demarcus Cousins
2. Marc Gasol
3. DeAndre Jordan
4. Andre Drummond
5. Al Horford
6. Karl-Anthony Towns
7. Hassan Whiteside
8. Dwight Howard
9. Hassan Whiteside
10. Brook Lopez
Honorable Mention - Steven Adams, Enes Kanter, Rudy Gobert, Andrew Bogut

>thinks random microdick shots is BTFOing anyone who doesnt have a microdick
Fucking retard learn subtlety

Surprised you didn't put Mbah a Moute at SF desu

this makes me so fucking mad. Blake Griffin has too much talent to be wasted on such a shitty cursed team such as the Clippers. He can't win a championship with a choker like Chris Paul and a one-trick pony named Deandre Jordan.

does /nba/ stand a chance vs the Warriors?

HAHAHAHAHHAA KYLE POOPRY AT 5 GIVE ME A BREAK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

/nba/ is rooting for the Warriors

Curry at 1 is far more egregious

/nba/ is bandwagoning the warriors like usual.

you know it's all about getting one for da land.

there's literally 2 WarriorFags on /nba/
nice try

Pretty elite defender, but that offensive game is just on another level of non-existent

/nba/ is bandwagoning the Warriors.

stay mad though

The shitty entitled attitude of faggots from Cleveland legit thinking because they're literally famous for being a 'loser town' that they're somehow 'owed' a championship, when there are not only cities that never won anything, but don't even have fucking sports teams to be bitches about.

The only thing worse than Lebron James' ring-chasing, flippy-floppied faggotry, cry-baby mentality that's ruining the Eastern conference and game of basketball, is that shithole Cleveland for shitting all over themselves after he wasted almost a decade there, being so ass-devastated that he left them, went to Miami and won a couple of rings, is the disgusting fact that, like the slopping wet pussies that they are took this man-baby back, just under the guise that he'd win them a ring.

I don't even have anything against anyone playing for the Cavs, but fuck Cleveland and Lebron James so much; I hope he never wins a ring until he leaves there, just to reaffirm the curse; which couldn't have happened to a more deserving shithole.

Warriors are /nba/'s team now

Go Warriors go

I SAID REPLACE THAT STEAMING PILE OF SHIT KORVER WITH OLADIPO

>Current title holder
>mad

Lifelong Warriors fan here

lets go Warriors!

Who a member of the Warriors Cavs broship? We literally can not lose hahahahahhaa

>mfw /nba/ bandwagons the Warriors
>mfw /nba/ is right for the 1st time ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

Oladipo sucks fucking cock

Right here bro hahaha

WC we out here

Of course. You can't go wrong with the Bay. Your city is the bomb if your city making pay. Cleveland isn't making pay.

Deandre Jordan's Skillset:

1. Jump really high
2. That's it.

whi /getting one for the land/ here?

Korver is even worse and way more limited you fucking retard. btw you put Whiteside on the list TWICE and fucking Dwight coward ahead of Adams. KYS

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Demarcus Cousins' Skillset:

1. Whine a lot.
2. That's it.

>Lebron is our guy

it's all about gettin one for da /nba/ general

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>betting on Cleveland
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>trying this hard

Adams should be in the lower Whiteside oops.. and Coward is better than Reddit: The player.

anyone putting adams in their top 10 centers list is a casual who got caught up in playoff hype

adams is a system babby, literally a hero ball rebounder

Oh and I almost forgot, khris Middleton is a fuck ton better than kyle "I can't create my own shot to save my life" korver
Jesus Christ its like you guys didnt even watch basketball this season. Kyle korver a top 10 shooting guard in 2016? MY SIDES

Go Warriors go!

Strength in numbers!

We literally don't have to try for an NBA championship, we guaranteed one.

We really out here

Just found out PS + will have 2k16 for free this month

>paying to use the internet you already pay for
:^)

when will someone make a good basketball game so we aren't forced to play these mediocre ass 2k games

we out here

who /LeGod/ here?

It costs too much to make a good basketball game. The best you can hope for is maybe someday another NBA Jam will come out.

He's my guy.

>2k forcing kobe dick riders to pay more for muh "legacy edition" 2k17 instead of making Kobe the default cover
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Cavs in 6.

LeBrick bring home that trophy for Da Land. Confirmed 2bh

Its pretty genius actually. Make a deserving yet not as popular player the default cover to encourage dickriders to pay for Kobe. Gotta ride the coattails of the 60 pt game.

I, too, like /bigguykobe/

Previously on /nba/

>John Wall and Kyle Lowry are better than Damian Lillard.

Top kek. Lowry and Dame are probs on par but to have that scrub Wall ahead of both of them? Get fucked cunt

so, what part of the land are you guys from?

The part where the warriors win

we should probably stop pretending damian lillard is good lmao

he shot 35% in both rounds of the playoffs
L
O
L

Also KAT is better than drummond, Jordan and horford. That list is shit

It's funny everyone acts like he's a good shooter and then he shoots 42% in the regular season and 36% in the playoffs

And shooting is supposed to be his one positive, he's garbage at everything else. I was smhing at people calling him a poor man's version of Steph Curry, he's not even close.

You've got it the other way around. Wall is better than the other two and you must be blind or some shit to think otherwise.

gong here

Retro tonight lad?

>It's a NBA fans pretend Demarcus Cousins is good episode

Wall is easily the best all-around PG other than CP3

He goes to the line more because he gets in the paint. More free throws=more missed shots. Same reason why Iverson had a low field goal percent.

He can't even carry the Wizards into the playoffs (IN THE FUCKING EAST). Nigga is worlds away from Dame. You're deluded if you think Wall is better m8

l2basketball. Or just go back to hockey or whatever the fuck sport you cunts play in Canada :^)

Misses when you go to the line do not count as a miss.

>no champagne in the locker room
>practicing with Hakeem Olajuwon
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW