/cric/ - tri series

West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
West Indies v South Africa at Providence
Jun 3, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 02:30 ACST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)

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strawpoll.me/10375830
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Reminder that I'm literally doing a better job than the ICC development department.

how many turf pitches do you have up there?

All natural lad.

Even this pitch was prepared by a Big Strong Queenslander.

that's what I'm asking lad, turf not astroturf

Stop shilling your poverty shithouse cricket scene

I did a huge fart next to someone and ran off today lads

Ah, then there's a lot. There's only one stadium but a lot of grounds in KL and around Malaysia.

Delete this.

Do you think women cricketers make out with each other when no one is looking?

Hang on, I'll give Alyssa a ring

How to correctly identify a gatecuck post

>file.png
>butthurt about nrl
>constantly shilling the marsh brothers, bancroft, paris and other worst australian shitcunts
>image dumping worst australian "landmarks"
>muh economy
>talking about how NSW and WA "run australian cricket"
>gets butthurt about "saxon" when he sees an anti-muslim post

file.png and the Bancroft and Paris shit were the only hits.

I have literally never posted about rugby in my life

>>butthurt about nrl
How many times do I have to tell you this is me?

There is literally no one alive who hates Thugby Yawngue more than me.

There are only two things I regret in my life and both of them involve attending a Thugby Yawngue game when I was an infant. I still have nightmares about those experiences to this day.

bet365 are paying 1.85 for Australia to win the tri-series lads

>isn't from Cucktoria
>follows Cucktorian Football

what's it like being an absolute bitch?

I literally only watch cricket. AFL has been the most popular sport here for decades though.

>Slavic stock is the best
t. Daniel

>there's a rumour going around that some female athletes may be involved in non-traditional relationships.

>ywn have raging, passionate lesbian intercourse with ellyse just after you've smashed her shithouse bowling to all parts of the ground and she's sweaty and hot, and angry at you for destroying her in the field, so she's going to destroy your tight pussy in the sheets.

good lad

>lesbian intercourse

Based Trannyiel. When did you have the op mate?

Also weren't you shilling Holly last year?

>implying it counts as lesbian if you're a tranny

>tfw

Cucktill on cucked by a clingy psycho watch

I'm going to drop an elite truthbomb on you here Saxon:
AFL is not purely Victorian. the WAFL was the most popular sporting league in WA from the 1900s until the Eagles joined the VFL. The only reason the VFL was contained in Victoria was because of logistics, since it wasn't possible to play regular games against sides in other states.

Literally neck yourself you thugby peeague watching bogan

What's even the point of this tri series? we all know australia are going to smash west indies and probably do the same to south africa

>you thugby peeague watching bogan
don't you ever dare imply I watch that abomination of a "sport" ever again or I will rip your fucking throat out

literally sydney is better than Worst Australia at aerial pingpong and >we dont even play/care about the sport

cricket is gay

you're gimmick is getting a sad lack of (You)'s germany, you need to step it up soon

can't be bothered

I think some of you lads are a bit sick in the head tbqh

bolandbased

1.Vijay 2 Rahul 3 Pujara 4 Kohli 5 Rahane 6 Saha 7 Ashwin 8 Jadeja 9 Bhuvi 10 ISHANT 11 Umesh should be the probable 11 for 1st test.WI will hv the opportunity to show that they can compete well in tests (eg they drew the series vs eng in 2015).India will be looking to win this series convincingly before facing Eng in november.

gonna make a brilliant tweet. stay hyped.

all right peace out folks.

You absolute fucking madman

Kek.

t. British Indian

t.British Indian on a holiday in Australia

t. British Indian visiting his auntie in Malaysia

Who /gong/ here?

Is the Caribbean series gonna be on "real nigga hours" for Aussies and kiwi's?

What other threads will /Cric/ show its dominance over besides /bundes/ and /rug/?

I feel like we need to merge with /hoc/, so we cover all timezones.

>didn't even fucking tag the correct Kohli

kys

please retweet it ^_~

Does anyone in upsidedownland even watch furpuck?
I used to play hockey myself so if you have any questions pertaining to it, feel free to ask

Absolutely no one. Not a single person. Field hockey is moderately popular amongst kids and as a playing sport but no one watches it. In early school you normally get a choice of rugby, hockey or football for winter, and cricket or tennis for summer. The people who played hockey were the nerds who didn't play rugby.

Ice hockey is non-existent.

Now that /Cric/ has picked the handsome XI (one of the goals I wanted "us" to achieve), can we pick the boipussy XI
Is there even enough players to put in that category?

daniel x11

>banana has skin on it

We still haven't picked it yet m8, we need some more polls

CONFIRMED

Cook
?????
?????
Root
?????
????? (keeper)
Woakes
????? (spinner)
Finn
Broad
Either Wood or Milne

Fast bowlers poll: strawpoll.me/10375830

strawpoll.me/10382408

spin poll

>white guy against brownies
boy i wonder

Fuck it here's my Handsome XI
Cock (c)
Hales
Faf
Compton
Kohli
Buttler (wk)
Afridi
Woakes
Wood (most handsome)
Cummings
Finn

Boipussy XI (in no particular order)

Root (c)
De Cuck (wk)
Zampa
Bread
Amir
Rabada ?
?
?
?
?
?

fuck forgot Bhuvneshwar Kumar

>no votes for Allah's very own Moeen Ali
Please delete that soon.

Cricket

Gateshit BTFO

Will Meme shit run Sterc into the ground, like he did last time or is that even possible in odi?

Always thought ishant sharma would have a nice little boipuccy on him.

that was me. i'm not your boogeyman

>you will never watch cricket on a 60 inch plasma telly
>you will always watch cricket on your shitty computer
>you will never be taken seriously in cricket discussion because you're American
>you will never join a cricket league because you're afraid you'll end up on a terror watch list
>you will never visit your m8 in South Africa because of the imminent race war that's coming

kill me now

Are you the same amerilard who's been posting this lame pasta for years?

God tier:
>Cricket

Great tier:
>Basedby Basedion

Good tier:
>Tennis
>Hockey
>Soccer

Okay tier:
>American "Football"

Don't care tier:
>Cucktorian Football
>All other American sports

Bad tier:
>Golf

KILL IT WITH FIRE AND MAGNETS tier
>Cuckby Plebgue

has it really been years?

cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/80350/south-africa-agree-to-play-day-night-test-in-australia-report

>A reticent South Africa have agreed to play with a pink ball in a breakthrough for the proposed Adelaide day-night Test slated for November 2016.


ATHEISTS BTFO

kys krazykuckold

Will AB make a double century today lads ?

BASED

Yep, it's on at midnight

I'm probably going to miss the first innings tbqh

>Match starts at 1am
Fuck

>2 D/N Tests
>Boxing Day & New Years Tests
>Worst Ausfailia Test which is basically on at the same time as D/N games for the real part of the country
Now all they need to do is move the Pissbart Test to GOATberra and you have literally the perfect summer itinerary

worse, they're all D/N games so they START at 2am our time

that's real nigga hours and change

Will anyone actually be watching this shitty series?

>Poo Peeland mad they weren't invited to the party in the Caribbean
Kek

>a rather cumbersome new song

>Going: Hugh

Daniel on suicide watch

how hard will he be fingering ivana during the show lads

>single release party
>the song will be released a week before
Way to take the punch out of the event.

It's so all their massive fangirls can sing along at the show, duh

poopspouter btfo

>shitspouter banned

KEK

fucking faggot deserves it

daniel on successful janny application watch

ban test ban test 1 2 1 2

>people liking the dark turd
Come on mate they're not six60

KEK

Truly pathetic Trannyiel, can't even ban me.

>pretends to be from an upper class suburb
>likes shitShitxty

Your narrative is falling apart.

>you will never drop a balcony full of people on daniel

Will it be any good, /rug/?

I read through the Elliot Roger manifesto lads and I was genuinely disturbed at what I saw. As many of you are clearly mentally unstable, I will no longer drop elite truthbombs on you to save you the emotional distress.

thanks babe

>/rug/

not a horrible cover tbqh

/rug/ literally RUNS /cric/ mate

>dark third
>logo is a third of a circle

Jesus fucking christ daniel you could think of something better than that

>boreblock
>boreDI
Based Statsey. Do you mind if I borrow these terms m8?

No. Fuck off.

>only Le povvo coconuts like six60

Mate everyone who isn't consumed by sad cultural cringe likes six60. Music transcends barriers. The people who were injured when the balcony collapsed were all middle kid whites.

*Middle class whites

>only Le povvo coconuts
No mate, no one likes six60.

They're one of two NZ acts who can sell out Vector multiple nights the other being Lorde, they sell out nearly everywhere they play here.

They're objectively popular and you're retarded if you think otherwise.