/NFL/ General : Thurman Thursday edition

PHI:Wentz 'further along' than coach anticipated
CLE:Barnidge underwent sports hernia surgery Thu
FA:Report: Fitzpatrick willing to sign 1-yr deal
DEN:Broncos have 'concern' about OLB Ware's back
BUF:Sammy Watkins on timetable: 'Nobody knows'
ARZ:Chris Johnson threat to David Johnson's job?
LAR:Jeff Fisher thinks Tavon can catch 100 passes
FA:Schefter: Jets, Fitz 'not any closer' to deal
PIT:Steelers WR Coates headed for 2nd-year leap?
CHI:Bears WR White: I've felt 100% 'for months'
CIN:Bengals expected to start LaFell over T. Boyd
SEA:Thomas Rawls will not play in preseason?

98 Days to go

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wew

2016

year of the bucce

WEW

Old bay is a faggot

you mean fish seasoning?

Well since we have 2 months left, who you got winning the nba finals?

> Warriors in 5

have fun with Brandon DropFell, bagels.

LeMeme is gonna choke again

If the NBA is rigged like everyone says it is then Im guessing Cleveland in 7.

Is it 98 days till preseason or kickoff?

Everybody sucks the Raiders dick when it comes to tecmo bowl but there were some good counter attacks. Barry Sanders was pretty OP but I loved playing as the Bills. Jim Kelley was one of the best quarterbacks in the game.and Thurman Thomas was pretty good too.

98 till first wk 1 sunday games

Cantor Technology released the spreads for every NFL game in Weeks 1-16. Below are the lines for Green Bay Packers games.


Week 1
Green Bay (-3.5, 47) at Jacksonville Jaguars

Week 2
Green Bay at Minnesota Vikings (PK)

Week 3
Detroit Lions at Green Bay (-8.5)

Week 4
BYE

Week 5
New York Giants at Green Bay (-8)

Week 6
Dallas Cowboys at Green Bay (-6)

Week 7
Chicago Bears at Green Bay (-9)

Week 8
Green Bay (-4) at Atlanta Falcons

Week 9
Indianapolis Colts at Green Bay (-6)

Week 10
Green Bay (-7.5) at Tennessee Titans

Week 11
Green Bay (-2.5) at Washington Redskins

Week 12
Green Bay (-3.5) at Philadelphia Eagles

Week 13
Houston Texans at Green Bay (-7)

Week 14
Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay (-2)

Week 15
Green Bay (-5) at Chicago Bears

Week 16
Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay (-4.5)

>literally a favorite in every single game except one which is a pick 'em

Warriors in 5: 1, 2 ,4 and 5 for them, 3 to LeChoke

>Packers favourites, let alone 4 point favourites on the road, against the Falcons

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Hockey sucks

But... the Falcons suck.

>Landry is preparing rookie Jakeem Grant to replace him on returns

Good, that means he'll be more rested for his snaps as a receiver. They're also wanting to play him outside more often, so we might see him take the next step up this season.

>your face when da Raidaz win da Supa Bo'

>order game from fucking Ohio
>game isn't even in the case, it's the second disc with special features
>came in a makeshift cover with awful handwriting

Why is Ohio such a shitty fucking place?

Bow down to the GOAT

Lel what game m8?

Ranking all 32 NFL starting quarterbacks

cbssports.com/nfl/news/priscos-top-100-players-ranking-all-32-nfl-starting-quarterbacks/

>flacco

TL;DW

Why not? Packers are better at nearly all positions

>russel wilson down at 8
>cam newton up at 4
Kek. This list is a joke outside the top 3

Hmm what's the best reply to this?

A) not too different from last year oh well that's why they play the games
B) makes sense because this year they have a second place schedule
C) go be black someplace else you faggot trip
D) all of the above

Here's hoping that because your posts are so bad the football gods make Nelson break his leg in the 3rd preseason game

Why? Wilson didnt beat the Panthers at all last year

>you'll never attend a playoff game with your crush on a cozy winter night

let's get some /nfl/ feels going

>An 8 win team that improved minimally over the offseason
>Beating a playoff team that improved from last year
m8

>playing video games

You're right. Kurt Coleman is better than Earl Thomas. Tre Boston is better than Cam Chancellor. Josh Norman is better than Richard Sherman. Stellar reasoning

Falcons are gonna get crushed this year

2/3 of those are true

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Who /goingtofirstgameoftheseason/ here?

Got tickets to Bengals @ Jets

reminder that the eagles now have the best safety duo in the league with malcolm jenkins and rodney mccleod

Why do Seacucks fans always rely on some list to tell them who is better. Watch Coleman last year and tell me Thomas was better
Watch Norman last year and tell me Sherman was better

I'm not a seattle fan. Also firstly one year doesn't make a player better. Secondly PFF ranks are based off of film study you idiot

The Bengals were really good too. Esiason and Icky Woods were a nasty combo.

Oh but I have, cept it wasn't a PC, it was a regular season game

>December 14 1998
>Cold San Francisco evening
>the night was dark blue, the moon was rising
>a Christmas wind was blowing, the smell of the trees was refreshing
>my hair flew about as me and my girlfriend sat in the brisk stands as we watched our scarlet warriors take the gridiron
>the opponent was a tough Detroit lions team
>the bright lights were upon our hereos as the took off with the win in the cold night game
>the duration of the game, my date huddle closer than the team to my body to warm her self
>the feelings in my chest were more than enough to make me sweat
>the deafening cheers of the crowd were falling on my deaf ears, all I heard was her, with her cute, high pitched voice
>our team had won 35-13, the lions were completely BTFO, my heart was afast with Love, angst and pride
>she leaned in and kissed me on my cheek and said "I need about tree fitty"
>it was about that time I noticed she was 60 feet tall and was a dinosaur from the Paleolithic era

>team
>projected record
>favorite player
>what position you played in school
>music you're listening to rn
>this year's draft bust will be _____

yooooooo

Raiders
9-7 (pls)
Bo Jackson
DB/S
None
Laremy Tunsil, Joey Bosa, Coleman

Fuck, you got me 10/10

Raiders
10-6
Khalil Mack
DE/LB
watching the Americans
Joey Bosa, Leonard Floyd

Packers
11-5
Jordy Nelson
WR
Nothing rn
whoever the Browns drafted

Raiders
9-7/8-8
Carr, Mack, Woodson
WR/CB
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Bosa, Kessler

>Chris Harris Jr. was recently voted as only the 52nd best player in the NFL by players

>Detroit Lions DC Teryl Austin: 'I'm ready' to be a head coach

Welp, guess we gotta win the super bowl this year.

>dinosaur
>from the paleolithic era
>off by only around 60 million years
Good job bro you got me

That's the joke bro

friendly reminder that Derek Carr is a necromancer

Steelers
13-3
Antonio Browns
WR/RB
None
Everyone the Browns drafted

>Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady
>Andrew Luck is better than Philip Rivers
>Eli Manning is better than Tony Romo
>Jay Cutler, Jameis Winston, Joe Flacco, Blake Bortles, and Ryan Tannehill are all better than Kirk Cousins

>Christian
>Necromancer
Pick one

>implying he's not a false prophet in order to maintain the trust in order to act as a necromancer in secret

All Offensive Pro NFC East Team

QB1: Tomy Romo (dal)
QB2: Eli Manning (nyg)
RB1: Ezekiel Elliot (dal)
RB2: Alfred Morris (dal)
RB3: Andre Williams (nyg)
WR1: Odell Beckham Jr (nyg)
WR2: Dez Bryant (dal)
WR3: Jordan Mathews (phi)
WR4: Brice Butler (dal)
TE1: Jordan Reed (was)
TE2: Jason Witten (dal)
LT: Tyron Smith (dal)
LG: Justin Pugh (nyg)
C: Travis Fredrick (dal)
RG: Zack Martin (dal)
RT: Lane Johnson (phi)

16-0 every single year scoring 90 ppg and never losing a game

niners
6-10
bowman
slot receiver/nickelback
some weeb shit you won't like
In the first 10? Maybe Elliott, possibly Floyd I dunno. In the first round it'd definitely have to be Garnett. Seriously what the fuck

>player hasn't taken an NFL snap
>still on the all pro team

wew laddie

you're confusing holy with ritualistic, there are also dark rites as well. that guy is feeding on souls to fuel his tainted powers, his older brother's career was only the first blood sacrifice.

>Zeke
>All Pro

I am unironically supporting lebron for the first time in my life, I hate the warriors, and they deserved to be beaten by a better team.

>Tyrod Taylor throws for 20-6 and runs for 568 yards and 4 TDs
>Third quarterback in NFL history to average more than 40 yards rushing per game and have a QB rating of 99 in a season
>all this with Sammy "usually hurt" Watkins and literally who else at WR
>ranked 26th

I mean I don't follow the Bills much but they do have McCoy at RB and a pretty underrated O-Line but even still, I don't get it.

i like cousins, he's fun to watch. nigga better bloom into something better

>romo
>Eli

Cousins is 10x better than both

>cavaliers are easily the most hateable team around and should never win anything with lebron, who shouldn't even have the 2 rings that he does
>warriors most likeable team in a long time and curry is an upstanding person and entertaining player who is helping the sport, he deserves to be the face of the league for another decade
Easiest choice I've had to make as a neutral fan in a long time.

who has that template of each nfl team and a bar describing how you feel about them, and you use the bucket in mspaint for it? someone has to know what im talking about

>warriors most likable team in a long time

what? curry is ok i guess. they also lucked out hardcore to win last year.

Sports writers are like video game journalists

they're just a bunch of cool dudes, green chimpouts aside. that PB&J story was just too perfect, and they eat up that kind of publicity. a bunch of goofy dudes who have fun and play more exciting, amazing, and entertaining basketball than anyone right now. just what the league needs.

I'm with the Warriors solely to enjoy the butthurt if they win. Sup Forums hates them with such a passion. A sea of glorious

>Draymond Green

>warriors most likeable team in a long time

QB : Rivers
QB : Carr
RB : Charles
RB : Anderson
RB : Reece
WR : Thomas
WR : Cooper
SLOT : Allen
WR : Crabtree
WR : Sanders
TE : Gates
TE : Kelce

LT : Dunlap
LG : Osemele/ Grubbs
C : Hudson/ Slauson
RG : Jackson / Franklin
RT : Fluker

DE : Mack
NT : Poe/Howard
NT : Dan Williams
DE : Ware
OLB : Hali
ILB : Miller
OLB : Aldon Smith / Irvin / Houston

CB : Harris Jr.
CB : Amerson
Nickel : Verret
CB : Talib

S : Ward
S : Berry
S : Nelson

K : Seabass
P : King
RS : DeAnthony Thomas

Panthers
12-4
DL/215 in wrestling
JRE
Bosa

What is this? AFC West dream team?

Why does everyone think Bosa will be a bust?

All-AFCW team

That team is actually legit unbeatable T B H

Undersized

Started going HAM making these last night. Only a few more divisons to go

What the fuck

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He played at Ohio State and all of their players bust

NFCN

>ILB MIller

???

Also Wolfe needs to be on that defensive line and I assume nickel means "slot corner in nickel packages" in which case Harris should be there.

i have one without the legs but it looks better with DESU

Shouldn't exist

Check flag
See topic

Ignore the babbydick chink

that's exactly why I made them

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Would you root for the Washington Zombies? I probably would desu.

yeah he's the exception, but he's more of a hothead than anything. seriously, they had to tell him just to run down to the other side of the court just so that he wouldn't react, since several of his technicals weren't even really fouls, just him blowing up over something. sure he can play a bit dirty too, but no team is perfect. watching westbrook flop like a fish trying to draw nonexistent fouls on jumpers is just painful.

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best rush defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Derek Carr (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Top 5 OL
>Latavius Murray (best RB in the AFCW who will be 100% healthy, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC)
>Taiwan Jones (a speedy, elusive RB)
>Cooper (a top 5 WR already) (45,000+YDs/500+TDs)
>Michael Crabtree (top 15 WR, 1,000+YDs/10+TDs)
>Seth Roberts (severely underrated)
(700 yards, 8 TDs, 17 receptions)
>Rod Streater (Also underrated)
(10 TDs, 800 yards)
>David Amerson (a high potential, immediate impact CB) (5 picks, 12 passes defensed)
>T.J. Carrie, a great cover DB
(4 picks, 10 passes defensed)
>Khalil "SACK" Mack
(12 sacks, 10 TFL, 4 picks, 6 owned OLs)
>Malcolm Smith (one of the fastest and hardest hitters on our team)
>Marcel Reece (best receiving FB in NFL)
>Jamize Olwale (best rushing FB in the NFL)
>Clive Walford (Best receiving TE in the AFCW)
>best GM in the NFL
>best OL in the NFL
>last 3 drafts were great
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best special teams in the AFCW
>Top 5 D-Line
>Best, most dedicated fans in the NFL

wew lad can't argue with that

18-1 confirmed

Who do you think the top 10 players on NFL's cancer list are gonna be?

>Tom """""""""Brady""""""""""""