The mexican meme

Mexico
>Population: 121M
>Best world cup result: Quarter-Finals
>best players: Rafa Marquez, Hugo Sanchez

Portugal
>Population; 10M
>best world cup result: 3rd place (jules rimet) 4th place (world cup)
>best players: Eusebio, CR7, Figo (three ballon d'oors)

Croatia
>Population: 4M
>best world cup result: 3rd place
>best players: Davor Suker, Boban, Modric

Sweden
>Population: 9M
>best world cup result: runners- up (jules rimet) 3rd place (world cup)
>best players: Ibrahimovic, Larsson, Brolin

Bulgaria
>Population: 7M
>best world cup result: 4th place
>best players: stoichkov (ballon d'or winner)

Mexico has bigger things to worry about, unfortunately for them

Ten years ago you would have included Spain. The ways of soccer are inscrutable.

Mexico is too busy illegally immigrating to the US and beheading people at home.

No time for silly games

Like 20% of the Mexican population are more or less involved in the drug business and most of the rest is thinking of ways how to jump the border to the US

Ain't nobody got time for a football career over there

>No based Uruguay

Hungary please

they all mirinĀ“ bro

Jules Rimet is not the WC

BUILD WALL

>Mexico
>poor and massive crime problem

>those other countries
>not poor, even Croatia and Bulgaria are comfy first world destinations relative to Mexico

quit making me stick up for the Mexicans

CHI

So England has zero WCs?

LOL

>poor and massive crime problem
Doesn't all of south america have that? And outside of Hues they all have populations that are fractions the size of Mexico?

Mexicans are just all fat, that's why they only succeed in Baseball

>>poor and massive crime problem

Brazil has 5 World Cups

We suck get over it

>succeed in baseball

What? No they don't. There's hardly any Mexican baseball players in MLB

Less than 1% of players in Major League Baseball are Mexican

Their fat rolls, you mean?

No like torture and decapitation

>Population of China: 1.4 billion kung fu masters

>World Cups participated in: 0

Denmark >>> Sweden

Elkjaer > Ibrahimovic
Laudrub > Larsson
Simonsen > Brolin

This is funny since a lot of people in the US still see soccer as a Mexican sport.

No they don't. Only if they're retarded like you. Soccer is just bigger in Mexico than in the US so is more associated with them and the Mexicans who play it in the US

You explained exactly why it's still seen as a Mexican sport, artard.

delet dis

It's not seen as a "Mexican sport" though. It's see as a sport that the rest of the world including Mexico plays. I get what you're saying though. It just makes it seem like you're saying it's primarily a Mexican sport or something

FIFA is notoriously ABM, you stupid poortunigger. We're better than any other sudaca country, except for being on par with Argentina and Brazil.

they produce good boxers

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>on par with Argentina and Brazil.

'no', maybe on par with urgay, and even that is stretching it.

Mexico is a small step above USA in soccer and several steps below the elites.

CHI

>'no', maybe on par with urgay

people really believe this?

At the construction sites I work at they play soccer during their break from hanging dry wall. They also make burritos. Fascinating creatures.

CHI

Mexico should really only be compared to other 3rd world countries out of fairness where they clearly stand out as a superior footballing nation.

Mexico, pop 121m, quarter final
Cameroon, pop 23m, quarter final
Cuba, pop 11m, quarter final
Senegal, pop 14m, quarter final

Kek people in urgay actually believe they're relevant? It's kind of sad how they cling to their achievements in stoneball.