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Hockey fun time

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>7 posts early
also super shitty and faggot OP

new to this sport, what are the essential meme players?

DANK FUCKING FISH

BILL THRILL

T-there's still hope, r-right?

Wayne Gretzky

Don't worry m8 sharks sweep in 5

Hope for a new age of "fuck the penisguins"

Nah, kill yourself before its too late

>hopping on the bandwagon of the teams the penguins face
>continue to keep getting BTFO

LELLLMMAAAAOOO

Dog created memes
And finns and Danes and norweigan are all faggots
Danes and normieweigens need to be exterminated

Active or overall?
Pat Kane
Jonathan Toews
Jamie Benn
Sidney Crosby
Jaromir Jagr
Zdeno Chara
Alexander Ovechkin
Sedin Brothers
Every goalie born in Finland

>yfw Pavelski or Hertl suddenly wake up and score a hattrick

>Stars

post this meme

>and get btfo 6-3

>t-t-the perennial chokers will show up eventually guys!!!

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You forgot tyler seguin and jamie benn, those two are the meme supreme

I mentioned Benn are you blind
And seguin was hurt so he had no time to meme

Bill "don't call me phil" Kessel

Why you just did

They won't wake up, the Penquins are totally in the heads of the Sharks
Pavelski having a fit like a little kid when getting a penalty, Couture whining after the game that they cheat, Thornton getting more and more dirty, and Hertl just won't show up cause he's trash and has never showed up except for a blowout game against the Rangers a few years ago

reminder that the lightning will be the only team to 7 and they did it with a dead captain/lead scorer and a 21 year old goalie

Dumb sandwich poster

>w-we lost again b-but not that bad

>yfw jow thornton retires without ever scoringa point in june

2017 is our year

Simply a reminder that the ECF was the SCF

Simply a reminder that blood clot sandwiches lose it every year

Shorks imploding this bad in the finals is both hilarious and sad when you think about all the fans that will probably kill themselves when Pittsburgh sweeps the shorks.

Most boring playoffs I've had the displeasure of watching in 15 years

Who's with me?

I don't know what's more sad, Shorks shorking or Finnish goaltending betraying Stars and Preds in the final game

you guys sound like Detroit fans when they went to 7 against the hawks and got BTFO

>b-b-but we ALMOST beat the cup winners, that means something right?

nhl.com/news/knierim-says-scouting-combine-is-unreal/c-280859468
>Last night I had dinner with Jesse Puljujarvi.

>Implying they wouldn't kill themselves anyway since they're all trannies

>tfw I'm a 5'9" manlet
I will never play hokkei too short

isn't SJ/Bay area like all Hispanics, blacks, and dark-skinned Asians?

Maybe not that long. Glad no shut down teams are in the final. That year LA pooped on everyone wasnt all that great

Hispanics are more south, blacks are everywhere, but bay area is very LGBT crazy populated

Salty AF

California is a lost cause. Just let them die of dehydration already

What is this dank new meme?

Occasional reminder that the west has won 5 of the last 6 cups

Why not delete this post too faggot?

>typical LA family

And none of the past 5 cup winners are left :^)

probably even on the decline too if this years playoffs are any sign

>Typical Bay Area family

>mad at families
What a sad boy you are

>Implying the same person posted that
Fuck off Ahmed

>mad at me
What a sad boy you are

Of course I'm mad, you're a terrorist

>mad at terrorist

>mad at terrorism
You must really hate living in USA then

Because I got the math right that time salty sandwich poster

BINLAND PLS

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>Hertl just won't show up cause he's trash
How can one user be so wrong?

Where are the Habs right now you fucking faggot

"im a little rat-faced crybaby bitch boy" - Logan Couture

thoughts?

What the fuck are you on about lad

>/hoc/ used to love Sharks and Joe and hate Pongs and Crosby
>now everyone makes fun of shorks and supports Pens

lmao, talk about bandwagoning

Why does he look like he eats his boogers?

Or could it be that most of /hoc/ don't care that much about who wins and just goes along with what the dankest memes are at the moment?

wow this stanley cup boring as HECK

is slovakia opposite land or something? joe thornton has always been a piece of shit. no ones liked the sharks, except only recently because they're playing the universally hated pens and are from the almighty western conference (lel). its just that now that the sharks are getting their shit pushed in, all those people who """"""loved"""""" the sharks and jumbo joe are nowhere to be found and all thats left is pens fans and all around cool people, except for you.

Because /hoc/ used to be filled with shorks tripfags and they would same fag as user all the time. They're rags and laffs tier in their faggotry

>all this mad
Did the Sharks eliminate your team?

Why the fuck is a bong commenting in a hockey general?

>muh flags
Wow nice reply

as soon as florida choked and wild,dallas and hawks i knew these playoffs would be boring as fuck. Haven't even bothered watching the finals live.

what up guys i bought this team finland shirt and at the grocery (in florida) some guy started speaking finnish to me and i dont know any. give me some good finnish banter in case this happens again.

"tulisitko rakastelemaan tyttöystävääni samalla kun katson vierestä?"

tulisitko rakastelemaan tyttöystävääni samalla kun katson vierestä

no im a pens fan lmao

Voi vittu perona kolme kaksi yksi

Apologize.

just choke yourself with your own saliva and it will sound like you're speaking Finnish.

In that case, save my post for after the series ;-)

thanks guys :)

mommas boy

i wonder if Puljujärvi has already made some close acquaintances with the mom ;)

you have misunderstood, that's not me speaking Finnish it's your mother taking my cock down her throat.

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:DDD

>this faggot cuck talking about bandwagoning
>the same cuck that bandwagoned the bolts and got BTFO
>the same cuck that's now bandwagoning the sharks because he can't handle the big bad penguins


Talk about being a bandwagoning faggot

/nba/ here, we'll be taking this meme, thanks

What jersey does he wear next season?

Metallurg Magnitogorsk

Bluejackets
Where else, to the graveyard where players go to die

Bolts.

>muh muh
Even better reply Mohammed

What does /hoc/ think of my shoes?

Keep it up, Jamal

I can't wait to Laff at Torontocucks when this happens

True blue, dino poo.

>this mad Burger again
I am not really a Bolts fan, I just wanted to see them in finals instead of Pongs
Also look at all Canadians bandwagoning Pongs because yheir teams are shit

Devils

>I'm not really a bolts fan

Yeah I know you fucking bandwagoning cuck. Cry more when the penguins win the cup

Besides Bolts already have a cup so they would deserve it less than Shorks or even Blues