This is a Champion's breakfast in britain

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Opinions?

>chips on a fry up
shameful

What's the matter bitch boy? Didn't fuck a donkey today?

Fry ups are GOAT

Too many carbs

looks great

>Chips on a fry up
>No potato scone
>No black pudding

The English are fucking animals

Would rather eat a plate of vomit OP.

Would eat the eggs, chips, some of the bread
Would avoid the bangers and maybe have a nibble at the shrooms or whatever the fuck those things are.

i would eat everything on the plate except for most of the bread
seriously why so much fucking bread?

>go amsterdam
>fancy an english breakfast
>go to a place actually called english breakfast
>the pictures of the fry ups have lettuce and cucumber on them
>go somewhere else instead

>Beans

The fuck? Why

baked beans are god-tier

>why does an athlete carboload
Manlets are not allowed to post on Sup Forums

Beans are standard in a fry up. You dip your sausages and toast in them.

>beans and mushrooms for breakfast

no thanks.

>calling a full english a "fry up"

Johnny Foreigners out

fried beans are GOAT

put some proper bread in that shit and then we can talk

>Being an Engboo

if it's not warburtons then it's not worth having

>be britboy
>go to benidorm
how creative

how about a smack upside your noggin u absolute tosser

i'll fucking do you you billy bellend

u wana have a go m8?

needs more protein

why so salty? I didn't say anything remotely bad

Can't start the day without a fucking bowl of beans

I'll knock ya in the gabba m8 swear on me mum ye cunt

>that full bowl of beans in the back
>12 pieces of toast

other than that looks pretty good.

get rid of the bread and potatoes and that looks awesome

Looks delicious minus the sausage.

Looks like a Champs breakfast anywhere

>those fat kid hands with the beans in the back
disgusting

Thats 6 pieces of toast halved you pleb

A sandwhich isnt suddenly 4 pieces of bread once cut in half

do what you're best at and stay out of this conflict

>chips on a full English

it's wrong but also very right

When you order fried egg, how well are the eggs cooked in your country? Here in Austria you have to options, the eggs are either overcooked and the egg yolk isn't liquid anymore, or it's undercooked and the egg white is too liquid.

Sorry Canada, we don't all suck cock and wash it down with a bag of semen first thing in the morning.

I always order mine medium rare.

kek

Can't you order them "over"? As in flipped over. Usually helps the white without taking so long as to harden the yolk much.

I've never been at a breakfast place that didn't do eggs to order easy/medium/hard(over for any of those) most will even do poached if you like.

desu I hate eggs, smells like farts

Would still hammer OP's breakfast though. Chips are a bit wrong though la.

They come when they're done.

>This is considered edible food

The impoverished islamic state of Great Shitstain everybody.

>Ricky Hatton
>"Champion"

Yeah nah m8

>tf
>tt

>Richard John "Ricky" Hatton, MBE (born 6 October 1978) is a British former professional boxer and current boxing promoter.[4] During his twelve-year career he held the WBA (Super), IBF, IBO, British, The Ring magazine and lineal light-welterweight titles (the IBF title twice), as well as the WBA welterweight title.

seems like a champion to me

Where's the HP sauce

is that shite any good?

It's great in a bacon sandwich, it has a really tangy taste, I love it.

hello, where is the bacon?

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>chips
>not hash browns

Revolting.
The GOAT breakfast is a slice of toasted rye with brie and ham.

>No Black Pudding

100% plebeian

This was taken in Benidorm, home of the British pleb.

Carb queen detected. Do you lie down or bend over when your boyfriend rams you from behind?

post colombian breakfast

>You dip your sausages and toast in them
I can see the point of that. Americans prefer to dip their toast in the egg yolk instead. Sausage and baked beans is a great combo, but not sure I'd like to have it for breakfast.

Below the beans, covered by the toast.

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Only acceptable breakfast desutachi

your baked beans are tomato-y. ours is sweet with molasses and bacon bits.

Looks delicious

>molasses
never heard anything more american

That looks absolutely disgusting op.

The only proper breakfast is organic avocado pudding and a bowl of organic activated almonds and a nice big jar of organic sheep's milk.

nice. Either if I'm hungover or before a heavy training day I'll do a similar thing with steak mince, 6-8oz on two slices of toast with a couple of eggs on top

You know, an english breakfast doesn't look all that bad. I may just be starving though.

>it's an Americans get autistic over baked beans thread

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No wonder you guys are so fat sMh tbqh

A good breakfast is one with tostadas

It's literally bacon and eggs with some extras

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Why are the eggs in Spain so nice?
The yolks are incredible.

Too much bread, otherwise looks GOAT tbqhwy senpaitaichi

god damn that looks delicious, though. That's like my ideal breakfast, and I didn't even know it was already a thing. Anglos strong.

I think it's because they cook in relatively deep oil and spoon the oil over the top as it's cooking, which kind of "fries in" the yolk without setting it.

Get rid of the chips and mushroom, add in black pudding and fried tomato, give the option of HP or Tomato sauce and you have the undebatable, undeniable GOAT breakfast.

>no black pud
>not lincolnshire or cumberland sausages
>chips AND all that shitty toast (not even brown bread)
>suspect tea with too much milk
>bacon unconfirmed

ricky fatton is a national disgrace. Im going to write a sternly worded letter to my local MP - i want to see hatton face the commons select committee

b-but chips and mushrooms sound fucking delicious

>this much bread
>meat

I'll have the fries and the beans, thankfully I don't eat meat, I'm vegan!

you should see what michael phelps used to eat

That looks fucking delicious.

Chips just isnt breakfast m8. Don't get me wrong having this for tea wouldn't be bad. But it's not breakfast. Panicked holiday breakfast at a stretch

That's why I'd want it, though. Breakfast sucks. Let's make breakfast X-TRRREME again, man. CHIPS4BRKFST

Nice try Russia, you can try to be British all you want but you will always be Russian.

>tfw no fry up at 1:20am

My cousins met Ricky Hatton on holiday in Tenerfie la'. Said he was drinking heavily, will try to find the photos

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