England vs Portugal: Game Thread 2

>35 minutes: 0-0

>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves
>Bruno Alves

Schaub

RED IN A FRIENDLY

why is nobody on the portuguese team white?

What the fuck was he thinking? Doing that at all, let alone in a friendly.

>Cantona

>getting done for attempted murder in a friendly

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE PORTUGAL.

DONT YOU DARE.

SOMEBODY SHOP ALVES INTO A KUNGFU FILM SCENE

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT


KUNGFU FIGHTING OVER THE CLIP. GO GO GO.

vardy will score a hattrick

Just going to the shop, anyone want anything?

Fucking dirty ape

Based Kane popping straight back up though

Fucking brown people lmao

Getting sent off in a friendly

Norty tackle that

I hate this motherfucker so much holy shit, why did they fucking call him up

bruno alves looks mexican as fuck

>NEGRO ZLATAN SENT OFF

based ref

You asked the wrong question:
Why is nobody in Portugal white?

Why Bruno?

Why?

I don't get it, ruined such a comfy game for nothing. Fuck Bruno Alves. Hope FIFA susped his ass for 5 games.

Why the fuck is he even in the team? Portugal have better CBs and even then you only need 3 because Danilo can cover.

cornetto

what team does that absolute madlad play for?

Based Alves.

R E D
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UEFA paid him to try and take Kane out because they're ABE

>being an absolute madman literally a week before a major tournament

ayyy lmao

Someone redpill me on what really happened to Maddie McCann?

a Portuguese gf please

Kane has a permanent bald spot now

is this guy sat next to a load of madmen

He does that every game. Fuck that brazilian tainted shit, why even would he be picked for the national team

Walker should start a head of Clyne.
Neutral Liverpool fan btw.

thanks you fucking gipsy i hate so much
DIA DA CORDA QUANDO

only Adrien is white, and he is actually french

Just like Nani's red in the CL a few years ago

Wow, just think how slurred and retarded Kane's speech will be after that blow to the head.

Watch England lose to 10 men.

How long unitl Wilshit comes on and bosses this game protecting his meme status.

>always performs for england
>against san marino, lichtenstein, etc

will he miss games at the euros? JUST

just one cornetto senpai

Why is he starting over fonte anyway?

They gave her too many redpills lmao

aero bar please.

>Pepe

a 32 county ireland

a football boot to the face please.

It's a troll account, you daft wanker

>RED IN A FRIENDLY

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

Cancer in a can please.

lol

Imagine if he did that tackle on any european they'd still be rolling around the pitch crying in agony

yet another reason to leave the EU

"Typical English spirit"

That would've been worth a red card if he actually fucked Kane up

well this friendly is now 100% worthless

>Ronaldo-less 10 man Portugal

arry kane is shite

webm ?

WHY THE FUCK DOES BRUTUS ALVES STILL GET CALLED JESUS FUCK THEY NEVER LEARN

>Fonte is portuguese
Didn't see that coming

>portugal

always know they weren't white

> Vardy on the wing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus Christ
foreigners are truly disgusting

and Portugal clearly still haven't learned anything from the self sabotage of the world cup two years ago
why do they get red cards all the time?
such violence, so little impulse control
>Portugal
>white
kek
they are total shitskins

my fucking sides. he almost decapitated kane

he's just trying to get attention

I know ;)

pick us up one of them Captain Morgan bottles la

a goal in this half like air

A 14yr old chav slag nude on my face

>Spurs play relegated Newcastle
>2-1 down with 11 men
>Newcastle lose a man
>Spurs go down 5-1

>Portugal 0-0 with 11 men
>Portugal go down to 10 men
>England will lose

Cap this.

He is a gypsy though

...

>Rooney in charge of passing

rofl

This isn't even a joke. Who finds this funny?

England plays like tottenham, this is disgusting

What did he mean by this?

Scottish football reforms

M S G A
S
G
A

kek

lads holy shit this simon rowntree is a banter god

What language do they speak in Portugal?

Webm of red where?

10 man abuse is very real.

great post tbqh

>meanwhile in Spain

Are England the only team that doesn't dive?

"I don't understand why we always have to talk about Ronaldo," said Santos.

the till

Isn't this one of those twitter accounts that comes out with bullshit to bait papers into reporting it?

inglese

Why do we play nigger countries in friendlys?

Their IQ is significantly lower and they often don't know the difference between right and wrong

He got a MoM performance against Italy. That isn't minnows.

>Now to watch England still fail to score and only manage a draw against ten man Portugal.

Spanish I think

>yfw da lions win the euroc up

Flamin hot monster munch and and Irn Bru m8. Cheers.

pack of pom bears please mate

Is the idea that the tweets get picked up by news outlets or something? I'm slightly confused too

Literally one of the best passers in the prem, fuck off

portuguese mate

Brazilian

Brazilian

>implying that's even a red

american

brazilian