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STRUGGLING to maintain a high level of posting here. Would love some small donations to help me keep up the workk

dont be lad, Raufoss are beyond tez. Once Lyn score one they'll come flooding in.

i can donate a [spoiler]you[/spoiler]

>yfw England still don't win this

goddammit

I'll be down monumental if they don't

today:

1) lose a bunch of money because serena doesnt win in 2 sets
2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
3) lose a bunch of money because the btts doesn't come through because portugal gets red carded

AMA

>not betting on match odds
>backing Mackers

Any youth tournaments starting soon?

How does it feel to be Dutch?

Been one of those days m8. Down on BTs tip and soon to be down on Lyn Oslo :^).

Nothing special. At least happy that I'm not Portuguese.

Rather live in Portugal than Holland

will you get into esports?

But in Holland you can smoke weed everyday 420 blaze it m8

and they have glorious advocaat.

Why does it always take 3-4 attempts to land at Schipol?

Lost a bet and 2 re-backs when my team got a red in the 29th minute. then my other bet lost, because my team couldn't score a pen in the 90th. Also had a large on Taipei Over 4.5 but they just stopped scoring after the 2:2. Don't really feel like any of the bets were terrible, but I'm down insane.

no

yes

mystery

down insane as well, fuck it

>2) lose a bunch of money to a mackers algeria tip
The tip was +2 so if you followed the tip you would have broken even. Or you could've laid it when it went as far as +1.25 due to PGA mongs pushing it way too far which is almost always what happens.

refuse to believe that Lyn dont score at least 5 in the last 15 minutes. Surely they dont completely money train vs all the average teams in the league, and then lose to fucking RAUFOSS, who have the worst league record in years

>portugal is actually attacking

What

I've flown to and from Schiphol dozens of times and not once had to do multiple attempts

>England

ffs just kill me already

Do you recognize this picture? ;)

Odds for England now at 1.8 again. Am I ballsy and stupid enough to re-back AGAIN?

Do it.

DOING IT

who else /reffocs/ todays

raking in the £££££'s

When did LvG join England?

I did it too, it seems a good deal tbqh

Almost evens now, can not stop topping up

Le wiggly arms man will score

tbqh entire bankroll on dnb england @1.10

Me too. Hope I don't live to regret this

Surely, SURELY England score any second now

This is not a good idea, imo, portugal isn't really playing that bad, they might as well get (very fucking) lucky and end it with a 0-1

Trips confirm goal happens in the 84th minute.

15 minutes more than enough for them to get one in the net

england are actually shit

This has always been England's problem. We're good against shit teams but as soon as we play anyone inside the top 10 in the world with an organised defence we can't break them down and concede silly goals.

It's still coming home lids.

not scoring that...my god.

Not gonna chase losses tonight. The only thing I'll chase will be dozens of sleeping pills with red wine.

Who saw Cameron getting BTFO

Bankrolling Leave WHEN?

>short corner

IT'S 0-0 FFS

It's rigged bruv. There is no democracy, the elites won't allow you to make any important decisions that might be against their interests.

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Thank the lord

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FINALLY

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up INSANE

Close mate

UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WE DESERVED THIS FUCK IT

Gonna by my wife's son a new go kart now lids

>the lads when Smalling saves the day

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>Some mug on TT tipped England -1 at about HT
I mean the goal wins me money but I honestly think I would rather have seen that terrible tip lose rather than scrape a refund which was clearly the best case scenario

SHAKING

Its actually coming home.

Yeah, I was just thinking: Had I not watched the game and had I not seen how poorly England were playing, I probably would've gotten on something silly like England -1 too, after the red.

So today

>Won on Serena
>Won on Djok
>Won on England

>Lost on Chinese Taipei
>Lost on Serbia u21
>Lost on Macedonia

Been ok on the whole, I just need to stop betting on stupid leagues I know nothing about wew

Post your end result if pepe and ronaldo would have played and they wouldn't have had only 10

was mugs day today desu

ok England just lost me a great tip.

any inspiration for today/tommorow?

posting a dutch muggy acca later tonight. gonna do some research.

1-0 to England

Wouldn't have been such a terrible day for me had I not re-backed 3 bets multiple times that I ended up losing. Up now thanks to relentlessly re-backing England.

Hi everybody! I'm new to betting but I've been following this thread for a few days. Seems like soccer is the least profitable and esports the most profitable. Am i right or wrong? I think I'm going to place my first bet tonight. Digital chaos to win against Wings.

Thanks for the tip, Meta.

God bless you leafy

Trip on, Metaknight

Tennis is probably the most profitable, but you can lose your head easily and it's stressful af.

I lost my head 5 times during serena today

LOVE this gimmick, completely blows Juveguy out of the water.

>gimmick

Reminder that England will never win a tournament whilst everyone that supports them is English

THIS, get off the bandwagon cunts

Friendlies don't matter. Not when a year before a tournament, and not when close to one either. I know you think they do, but you must stop. Friendly performances/results have zero bearing on what happens once you get there. Huff and puff about tonight all you like. It doesn't matter.

Thanks Goff

He's a tosser

Canadians SUCH characters tbqh

Reminder

Elizabeth Truss ( Conservative Environment Secretary)
Frank Field (Labour)
Neil Hamilton (UKIP Leader In The Welsh Assembly)
Liz Saville-Roberts (Plaid Cymru)
Owen Jones (Guardian Columnist)

Nick's talking big sense here tbqh.

I think you mean reindeer m8

Thanks for this.

Almost forgot pmsl

Looks like a shit line up

>Not watching classic who wants to be a millionaire

Reminder to pre-stake France slags because the price won't hold until kickoff tomorrow

WTB tonight then lids?

waiting on USA slags lineups desu

Gonna setup a kickstarter to fund my betting career

What's WTB?

Fancy going halfers, One Juve fan to another ?

>fan

Who /dimbleby/ here?

Fucking bitterly hate Juventus

jonathan>