/nba/ General - John Wall Edition

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Cavaliers @ Warriors 9PM ET

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He should practice on actually being good instead of dancing.

also

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>0-0
I am sorry but this semen slurping sport isn't for me

Cowherd pls

OY VEY

>advanced stats
>2-5

>tfw the dougie came out 30 years ago

You got me.

I'm Australian, I came over here to meet an online girlfriend years ago. Ended up marrying here and staying ahah.

Should I visit Australia? If so what part?

And are they racist?

>mfw

Why is California such shit?

>tfw 2/3 of cali swag district is dead

wow sick OC brah xD!

fucking faggot

>being this mad

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Why does america need Californian Athletes so bad to compete on a global level?

Oh, cause the rest of middle america is full of obese cucks

It depends what you're into man.

If you want to go to the outback then yeah it's worth a look, but our hyped up beaches aren't super different from the beaches I've seen over here anyway.

The food is honestly terrible compared to here. Even the fast food is head and shoulders above many of our restaurants and franchises.

If you just want to be in a new place then I wouldn't recommend it, since it's hot as fuck and the internet is shit everywhere.

So all in all I wouldn't recommend it unless there's something specific you want to see.

I lived in Queensland, but if you want big city go to Sydney, if you want the outback go to Northern Territory or WA.

Racists are everywhere, Australians in general are pretty racist much like the USA is, just replace mexicans with aboriginals and there's the comparison.

>cucks

>OMG LE COMMIEFORNIA LE IMMIGRANTS
>OMG SAVE US CALIFORNIA IN THE OLYMPICS

yeah, you're a cuck alright

The greatest Olympian ever is from Maryland

Phelps?

Does he have 122 gold medals? :^)

Perdon pero no puedo hablar muy bien el inglés mi hermano

Yeah

He has 18 by himself, something no heathen from California has done

ALL FOR ONE

AND

ONE FOR DA LAND

I wouldn't mind checking out the deserts; I like exploring the Mojave out here. Also I really dig the music scene over there.

Alright just wanted to make sure. Don't want to end up like that English family that got stomped in Thailand.

That's a shame about the food though, I thought food there would be tastier.

Sorry you're so buttblasted about californian athletes being superior. Keep taking your pills though cuck

>highest population = most medalists

Shocking.

Steak is what you want to go for.

So far, from the places I've eaten here over the years, the steak in America just does not compare.

So if you like a thick piece of medium rare steak, then go to Australia

What would make the steak better there than here?

>Cole Aldrich opting out

this off-season will hurt so many teams

Who is /nba/ betting on? I wanna make sure to pick the opposite

coley/parker/mills
leonard/ginobili/simmons
durant/anderson
aldridge/horford
whiteside/duncan/marjanovic/aldrich

heh nice detail
still a bad meme
here's your (You)

No idea, it just is.

if any of you are going to the game tonight pick one of these up for me

You realize that texas is the one that is shit right?
Its just all the obese motherfuckers in texas that doesn't make it obvious that is it population
Most of those states are in order of population, with the larger ones being much closer to the same amount of medals/person as California does

What should he play for the team tonight?

New Delly shoes coming soon

What should I kill myself with when Jimmy Butler goes to Boston

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>bustler

hes a volume babby and will be shit everywhere, hes not a team player

>coley

but he wasn't even drafted and he's almost 40 now

I guess Pop knows what he's doing

He really is going to be a flop, isn't he?

reposting cause you fucks make threads early

Why do beta cucks get so mad at Draymond Green? He plays old school and he has a likable underdog personality.

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old school players don't kick you in the nuts, they punch you in the mouth

the old schoolers would have made Green their bitch, he's just getting away with shit in an era where players don't want to get a 50 game suspension for fighting.

I'm just gonna say that Kevin Love will be the reason the Cavs lose. He is just way too fucking soft and beta, he's gonna let Green push his shit in and he's gonna brick 40 3s. If they wanna win they need to bench him early and often.

>tfw I forgot about this matchup

oh man green is going to cuck the fuck out of white pussy love

Pretty much this

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I think the Cavs are going to sick a goon on him to get him back in his own head. There is going to be a McHale-Rambis level cheap shot by game 2.

>__serna13 Bro this nigga dribbles are i weak I'll steal the ball then break his whole leg not just his ankles @elijah.bratcher

Da land calleth thy King

>old school
no, he's a studio gangster.

old school guys threw hard elbows at each other and got in opponents faces.
old school guys had to be physically separated after those elbows heated up

Green will never be any of that.
kicking someone in the balls then crying to the refs
Arm-bar take-down an opponent, then flop and cry to the refs
Kick someone in the face then run the other direction.
this was just the last series too, he has a few seasons now of this shit on top of the constant CP3 type whining

Daily reminder that the Cavs are going to sweep the Warriors in 5 and if you bet on the memes you are literally retarded.
>b-b-but muh Love and Irving defense
Did someone conveniently forget what they give you on offense?
>b-b-but muh Splash Brothers
You mean the one Splash Brother (Klay) and the retarded Splash Uncle who showed up for a combined 25 minutes in 7 games? That's going to beat a fully healthy Cavs team firing on all cylinders?

Please don't forget that the Warriors are a worse team in these playoffs than they were last year and the Cavaliers are much, much better (and healthier.) The broken and busted Cavs missing two of their top 3 players took a much better Warriors team to 6 fucking games. This Cavs team will blow them right off the court.

I'm not just talking shit. I have $20k on the Cavs to win it all. I put $10k before the playoffs started and another $10k once it was obvious they'd have an easy road to the championship over the Memeiors. I'm going to make out like a bandit while you cucks are still sucking Curry and Klay's halfling dicks while living in your mom's basements.

>youtube.com/watch?v=UvIVjTlGKwc
The closeline is much worse than a light tap in the balls. but yeah

guys I just overdosed on Alpha BrainTM and have finals results

Warriors sweep in 5

dribble dabbing 101

>Love
>offense

>Love
>anything

also Kyrie is a 50/50 proposition because he falls in love with his dribbling too much

>dribble dabbing

kicking somebody in the nuts incapacitates them, it is the ultimate bitch way of fighting

when you clothesline somebody you are dealing with the prospect of them jumping back up and coming after you

the latter might be more dangerous but the former is absolutely pathetic and any man that defends another man intentionally kicking somebody in the balls needs to be castrated

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Explain Texas faggot. Go ahead I'll wait.

this looks about right

>Ohio has a higher per capita rate than Cali

>MUH PER CAPITA

Spoken like a true yurocuck

Shit states don't count.

Hahahahahaha
>our people are poorer but we have more money as a whole!!!!!

Very fitting for commiefornia

Absolute madman

He's infiltrated us

Bruh what about Outback Steakhouse

Sorry can't hear you with our superior athletes, women, beaches and weed :^)

Don't worry we'll get some more gold medals for you cause god knows you obese cucks can't do it yourself

You know it's about getting one for the land

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when's the draft again?

June 23rd

>posting in a kike thread

thanks bro

cavs seem to be shit at away games lately...

light vs dark finals edition

What's more impressive

A town of 100 people with 100 Olympic athletes or a town of 100000 people with 200 Olympic athletes?

>mfw the JUST guy is from cleveland

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he could fix lebrons hair

I don't get it. KLove is the whitest guy there and Bogut and Dray are the blackest ones there.

>dark skins go hard in the paint and bully niggas
>light skins run around like headless chickens and chuck as soon as possible
typical

OH SHIT KOBE HAS GONE SJW

Your graph looks like Raphael. Radical.

>Kings didnt make the playoffs again

feels bad man

>noel to hawks for teague
what you say

man i feel so removed from the league

did Noel ever play

and how is the Embiid situation?

>implying he didnt rape all the ghostbusters on set and jack their clothes

Only if Horford is leaving

Jeff Teague for Noel??

yeah you can't have horford, noel, and millsap. this is ominous

i feel bad for Teage

nobody deserves playing for the Sixers

beat me to it

I think it comes down to who the 6ers think has more upside, Noel or okafor. I think Okafor will be better than noel, and this would be an interesting trade

>Teague
>idk
>Ingram
>Okafor
>embiid

Would be cool

good point

they should probably convert both okafor and noel. saric/embiid should work, if embiid gets fully healthy.

is Embiid still alive?

does he gives a fuck or is he Bynum before hips?