/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>199 weighin procedure explained
mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained

>Diaz won't be fighting irish can
mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11843138/dana-white-ufc-is-looking-at-another-fight-for-conor-mcgregor-that

>Honda 2017
mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11841566/dana-white-ronda-rousey-gets-immediate-title-shot-upon-return-aiming

be careful

...

COCK GUY = PUSSY

It's destiny, boys.

>big swinging dick

First for repeating digits confirm Bisping decision win

>STUPID FACE

did he just call Bisping a clown?

Reminder that Luke is ducking Jacare

KEKHOLD TURNING FIGHTS DOWN

>I chose you because an alligator don't speak english ...an got shorter arms

LOL HOLY FUCK HE'S SHOOK

STORYLINE CONFIRMED

Anyone have the ISIS edit?

>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.

wasn't this jewish guy on fox before?

CONCIEVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
DESTINY

I don't think a natty Luke can takedown Bisping.

He's going to be crushed by Bisping's crafty combinations.

IT'S DESTINY LEWK

They found out he was Canadian and shitcaned him.

>You dummy
Kek

TJ DILLASHAW WAS NEVER MY FRIEND

Does Faber have friends?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FABER

>you're scared to fight you're teammate
>after betraying you you said bad things about him so you can't use loyalty as a reason

dom's argument is pretty dumb

>Dom can't stop talking about Faber's friends
>has zero friends as confirmed by Embedded

>Dana trying to salvage what's left of his golden irish goose

>mister analyst


oooooooooooooooooooooh

How does Faber think he can argue when Dom is literally the champ

BASED BISPING

Bisbong is going to win

HEART O' GOLD

desu he just wants to be friends with faber

>has zero friends as confirmed by Embedded

ONE OF US

>I don't even know what you're talking about

Back in 1978 I whooped you, Dom!

this

Does Cruz?

pls dana stop this

>I like to cuss

Kek wtf

hearing urijah swear is like seeing santa drunk

On Saturday night, watch two friendless bantamweights fight for the belt!

because dom is legit terrible at bants and gets btfo when he talks lmao. This dude said what about my fight at ufc 78 like dom its fucking ufc199 now

Cruz is seriously depleted from the weight cut. They are weighing in like 20 hours because it's in California.

didnt expect this conference to be this good

I want this to happen so bad.

Britcucks will NEVER EVER win a title

You're kidding, right? He literally went to a birthday party with tons of people in one of the episodes.

I wish UFC was more popular here, Bisping deserves more support

He meant 178

why do brits and aussies call him daner white?

He slipped, he meant UFC 178

How can anyone dislike Bisping?

>A Conor question in 3,2,1

Malvinas

Cuckhold has been the worst so far.

The years have not been kind to Criss Angel

Lol

you cant slip against the cali kid hes a fucking surfer bruh.

Americans for bisping here

im betting the house on bisbong lads

>Stay away from Boxing Conor

He ain't going there ffs

JEWS

FUCK THIS GUY

Why can't anyone ask Dana what the 5th fight at UFC 200 is

>Cruz timidly chiming in and being ignored

Heard a suppressed groan from Dana after that one

>Bruh..look at this doode

Hunt vs JDS II

Kek Dom

>UFC woman cracking up seeing Cris Angel in the camera

They are ammending the ali bill. If it goes through conor vs floyd is happening and conor will retire after.

it's CM Punk

>pick up the belt like a man

>you little weirdo

>Perved

This is so weird from Faber, touching the belt is a perfectly normal phrase

PICK UP THE BELT LIKE A MAN

>I'M THE PERFECT MAN

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FABER ON SUICIDE WATCH TREX ARMS

MANLETS BTFO OF OTHER MANLETS

THIS IS MADNESS

>MANLETS WITH MANLET BANTER

hahaha dom is so triggered. You and your close eyes! bahahaha what a dumbass

>t-rex arm
confirmed /heemer/

>Perfect height
what

>200x16
>being a manlet

Shiggy

>Flag

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Even if it does pass, the bill doesn't apply retroactively to existing contracts.

>weirdo
>calirex

both go on /heem/

>he's a little dim, in the head

very astute, bisbong

>Mr Stilts vs Mr Close Eyes

Luke trying to copy Conor

Why did Dom just tap Luke on the shoulder there

I fucking hate this new "McGregor trash-talk" era. It's only entertaining when somebody does it who's good at it, e.g. McGregor. Dom is OK, Michael is just annoying and loud, and Urijah ad Rockhold are pretty cringe.

Btw, it's always baffling to me how Bisping always talks so much shit. He doesn't hold a win over anybody of importance. Granted he """beat""" Silva, but regardless of if the decision was correct or not, one thing is for sure: post-Weidman, post-injury, post-USADA, 40 y/o Anderson is not the same animal. Aside from that, who is his best victory?

>You and your close eyes

That look on Faber's face. Priceless.

luke "conor lite" rockhold

Please keep your desert rivalry crap out of the western hemisphere please. We are civilized here.

GIBS ME MUNNY

MUH KNEE

luke with the pre-fight excuses

Anti
Knee
Academy

ALREADY MAKING EXCUSES

HOLY SHIT HOW SHOOK CAN ONE MAN BE

TORN ACL

L U K E C O C K H O L D