Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles Gamethread

Grapes vs Ubado

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Red Sox gave up 13 runs at end of game yesterday, Clay Bucholz must have felt right at home

>basebore
have a sage la

please be grapes tonight and not raisin man

>no laptop/desktop in front of her

not comfy at all

i can't even watch baseball without a thread to funpost in about, then its VERY comfy

Where were you when the next great Red Sox CF ascended to godliness?

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I mocked up a potential second gamethread OP image. We have plenty of time to discuss if we want to use it or not but thought I'd "get the ball rolling"

joe kelly to pawtucket? lmao they don't even have a team there anymore (they moved it)

Kim is my BOY

Fuck the haters that booed him on opening day, I knew he would come around

>the city of jewchino

Ubaldo pitched a clean inning.

The Orioles scored 13 runs without a homer.

What the fuck is going on?

Autism

>have posted 3 quality funposts so far
>0 (You's)

Alright, I'm done for the night

Low energy thread, low energy posters, no one (You)'s eachother, time to get hyped for the NBA game fuck all you

>calling time while the pitcher is literally pitching

wow rigged

hey, great work, a little out there but i like it a lot

hey, great post, a little crazy (watching the nba?? ) but i like it a lot

Red Sox """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pitching"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>mfw not a single pitcher highlight from last nights game on MLB highlights page

who rigged it

(me)

btw tonight i decided xander's streak ends

>O's 4-run lead in the 9th
>Britton got a save
how

>even being able to call that """pitching""
>those people referred to as """pitchers"""

>busgarts
>dookie busts

Made some adjustments

wow hanley scary stop

He pitched an out in the previous inning.

The rules governing saves are retarded.

>Goofy Hanley

tbqh with you Joe

lol

>still no runs scored

i dont think this semen slurping matchup is for me

Ubaldo is literally pitching for his career right now, he needs this game

M E M E S
E M E S M
M E M E S
E M E S M
S E M E M

last night this time these teams had ten runs each

no he already has a career he's not literally

i am literally

>Red Sox """"offense""""

DFA THE WHOLE TEAM

unless this is the third starter you guys are going to trash don't talk to us

Ubaldo, if you can do this to the best hitting team in the league, why the fuck is your ERA over 6

seriously this man is baffling

Literally how do we not have 10 runs off of Ubaldo right now?

He's thrown fucking 88 MPH fastballs over the middle of the plate and all we've done has grounded out?

Is it over?

Are we finished?

Brace for 5th place?

>us

>back to back 1-2-3 innings from UBBaldo
What the

>we

what the fuck is going on right now

ooh tricky
I missed the game so I was very confused

>ten runs each
'twas 13-9, fampai, but yeah, your point still stands, some games have povertyball scores while others end with a ton of runs

who else do they have to replace him

We actually entered some bizarro alternate universe starting last game.

He was talkin about by the second inning.

And he was right, it was 5-5

So these are the two best teams in the division or will the Jays squeeze out the Orioles?

>IP - 54
>strikeouts - 45
>walks - 30

It's probably between these two, but I think it'll be a three team race.

Your starting pitchers have kept you guys alive enough to mount a comeback for the division lead.

And both the O's and Red Sox pitching staffs are atrocious.

We could call up from Chris Lee from AA, he couldn't be much worse than Ubaldo's been.

>inb4 no-hitter in each league
getting the jinx out of the way right now, 3.2 IP, 6 ER, 10H, 5BB incoming for jimenez

was anyone else shocked that kelly was demoted after pitching like garbage?

>jays
>good

lmao fampai

all depends on inter division records

>7 for 8 in the past two weeks

>7* for 8 in the past two weeks
>* = umps gifted them at least 2 games

ftfy

Pretty cool, yeah?

>shitkees

alright, gotcha, the phrasing threw me for a second
>10 runs each by the 2nd
>5-5 score at the time
no big though

>price vs dickey

is there even a reason to watch

>u-u-ump ball
So you're still asshurt about the Yanks getting swept?

this announcer with the stupid Boston accent is the worst

stay classless boston

Plunkcello

HE HIT HIM

DRILLED HIM

BEAMED IN THE SPOT IT HURTS MOST

RIGHT IN THE HEART

BENCHES WILL CLEAR

BLOOD WILL FLOW

THESE TWO TEAMS

HATE

EACH

OTHER

Jays are already the class of the east. This is just a wild card battle.

Won the Red Sox series too

That's actually an old stat, its like a 9 game streak I think

slugfests are almost always fun to a certain point

stay a faggot, "bro"nyboy

You guys were literally gifted one of the red sox games.

sh

So now its one, what, they called at strike that was on the edge of the zone?

Jays are already the class of the east.

oops i forgot to greentext my meme

>the city of me

damn i need to work on my memeing

On top of about 50 other non-strike calls and a bullshit series of replays that went in your favor despite CLEARLY being outs.

>Edwin gets hit while swinging -- takes first
>Ortiz gets hit while swinging -- out

>gifted
how

it shouldnt have even been that close if stroshit was even mediocre that day

Difference between a checked swing and a swing

It fucking wasn't.

It was 8-4 (despite early umpball) and then you were gifted ANOTHER safe when it was clearly an out (the one at second) and the inning spiraled.

is it just us armchair managers spoiled by digital strike zones and the advent of replay reviews, or are home-plate umps calling balls and strikes objectively getting worse at it?

it BBegins

They're not gonna move it it seems.

Providence is telling em to fuck off.

lmao they were both near full swings

>UBBaldo no hitter through 3

literally wat

So the O's are actually the Royals again?

I mean, this makes absolutely no sense but whatever

3rd inning 0 Runs

I don't think this semen slurping sport is made for me.

UBALDO THO

Dude can you fucking get hits PLEASE.

They are getting worse; I wish they had a narrower strike zone; it would make for a more exciting game and hitters wouldn't get pissed and thrown out for not swinging at garbage.

>its an ubaldo vs porcello pitchers duel episode

>GETTING NO HIT BY UBADO

THIS IS WHAT GAMES LIKE YESTERDAY DO TO YOU.

BRADY BTFO

a bit of both, one of the reasons the strikezone is being raised next year is because umps refuse to call high strikes

>legitimately thinking Edwin didn't swing
you can't be serious

good post

>witnessed 4 no-hitters by >my team, including one against the >Orilels
>concern level about the Derek Lowe of "power pitchers" no-hitting the Sox = 0
>you now remember Derek Lowe's no-hitter against the >666 Rasy

BIG DICK RICK SAVING THE TEAM

Blame kimbrel for being an NL babby

tbqh with you Joe, the Salem Five Bank commercials are literally my least favorite of all the meme NESN commercials

Is that an A ball team?

no that's the red sox

blue jays triple A team

>that obsession
they're probably better than the Bills tho desu

who is joe

>Call it a ball one time
>Call it a strike the next time

ok cool

guys, look behind home plate

there's a guy doing a dab every time ubaldo gets a strike