Americans, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man?

Americans, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man?

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>nearly get your head kicked off
>spring to your feet and chase after the ball

We English are far too honest to play with continental filth

t. Alberto Barbosa

He looks like he's wearing black face

i assume he's a soccer player, but if i saw him out of the context of spee i wouldn't even know that

he's black

That is the only good thing about you guys.

>le kick really hard man
>le kick in head man

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All ball.

wew lad

Hope the cunt gets banned for this

I don't know who that is, nor do I care to learn.

It would be a blessing in disguise tbH

Terrorist

Reminds me of cantona. Both need to fuck off

You're not actually wrong tbf

It was just banter la

>You're not actually wrong tbf
What the shit

>moortugal

who the fuck is that

Portugal is such a shithole

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An extremely white European individual.

Props to kane for handling the banter like a champ

zilch.

He's literally the descendant of Brazilian immigrants, there are a lot of examples of >moortugal but this isn't one.

Pepe would still be rolling on the ground as I type this

That's just a traditional madrilean flamenco performed everytime another man gently touches you.

Should i judge all Portuguese by their footballers? Because their footballers are absolute cunts.

i wouldnt mind this cunt if it wasnt the 7th time he did a kong fu kick like this in the national team alone

Why was Bruno Alves selected? Portugal have at least 7 CBs who are better

"Who?"

>Implying he wouldn't have dropkicked the guy in Alves' stead

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Brexit when?

yes

fernando santos is an idiot

Literally who

i wonder how good he'd be if we bred him to be a wide receiver

He is the strongest proponent of England's greatest ally. His high kick assault on Kane and subsequent sending off allowed for an underperforming England to win the final match in her Euro warm up so that by the time the tournament rolls around, England can rightfully bring football home.
Then, England will righteously vote leave and create the Anglo-sphere alliance, and Portugal will be invited too once they leave the Euro.

He's a hero.

is Kane a retard who regularly gets hit on the head? How did he just get up like it was nothing after a kick like that?

i enjoyed that

He ugly

Why not post a sexy like Quaresma or a cool dude like Meireles

He's Brazilian. The South American soccer mafia put naturalized South Americans in national teams all over the world and play like shit on purpose to maintain dominance for South American teams like Argentina and Brazil. Proofs: He does it on purpose.

what the fuck happened to quaresma? why does he have face tats? did he kill two people?

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He killed his career

>""""""""""""""""""friendly"""""""""""""""""

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Honestly looks like the face of a sinner.

Like he has something weighing on his soul

I obviously don't watch soccer tho, so this isn't as fun as the Ronaldo thread. Who is this guy?

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>7-1

He's the son of a brazillian, yes. But he was born in Portugal.

His father is called Washington.

Beautiful.

Dark alley

Why is Zlatan doing playing with Portugal?

The face of a man who's been robbed by one-too-many trannies at gunpoint.

5 game ban at least

mexican

underrated

I really expected something worse based on the comments in this thread. Red card, sure. 5 match ban, no. Why are euros so soft?

Have you actually seen football boots? He could have killed him.

m8 it literally just scraped him a bit

Sure m8, watch as he's banned for the Euros.

This would never happen in based England
we only use people from Africa

like I give a shit, he's a liability anyway

in America if this guy gets shot by a cop he's black but if he shoots up a mall he's white

Let sbe hones here. If this was done to Ronaldo he would be rolling around the floor.

you finally understand our Liberal media Giuseppe.

its what i think jesus looked like

See how it feels getting kicked in the head by a professional athlete.

Better cross the street away from the shitskin

Don't know and certainly don't care

I hope so desu
Lmao
Well, this one time would be understandable...

You don't know much about physics and biology, do you?

He could not have killed him, minor brain damage at most.

If he had hit him in the head Kane could have died. All it takes is him hitting Kane a the right angle with the right amount of force.

chopin' heads like ISIS

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Cos he's hard. You Americans are always going on about feigning injury so here you go.

Herrera from Mexico got his wig split by Vidal's boot In a friendly, no fucks given guy kept playing with a bandage on his head. Euros are just pansies.

Fucking foreign muck shouldn't even be allowed to touch Blessed Saint Harry desu, he should have been sent off for that alone.

The wall will be built soon. Prepare your burrito

De Jong did it first. And not like a pussy in a friendly.

lel look at that skinny white boi getting rekt by the superior african

Kane deserved it
GET REKT

>Alves
>African

nope.

if this gypsy gets banned can he be replaced with somebody else?

Most likely yes. But he won't get banned.

>this dumb tuga responding everyone trying to exempt his country in this
you're boring.

Idk who he is

My first thought was "Nobody fucks with the Jesus"

Looks like in shape, slightly tanned, Jesus.

Didn't I just see him mowing the lawn next door

WE

Walking red card

Shut up, dumb monkey.

kek

underrated

rare ching chong bantz

they seem like cool bros to hang around with desu maninhos

looks like your average illegal mexican beaner over here
exactly this

How many 6'3 beaners do you know?