/mls/ - Major League Soccer general

Copa break edition
No games until the 18th.

MLS:
PHI 3-2 CLB
DC 0-2 SEA
POR 1-0 SJ
NYC 2-3 RSL
DAL 0-0 HOU 13'
LA 0-0 SKC 34'

Canadian Championship:
OTT 2-0 VAN
TOR 4-2 MTL

US Open Cup:
thecup.us/

Lower Leagues:
nasl.com/
uslsoccer.com/

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Minnesota United

>dwhyr

many older europeans get exposed in MLS due to being unaware of just how crazy the MLS circuit is, after you take in all the variables and parity enforcing rules they don't have players around them who will hide their weaknesses, this is why Lampard, Gerrard, Pirlo etc are failing. In this day and age in MLS older meme players are a liability, you need someone who will contribute in a multi-faceted way. Giovinco is the prime example of a European flourishing in MLS

don't get me wrong I love having castillo at FC Dallas

But...shouldn't he be in france or spain or italy playing? Maybe even a bench spot on a PL team?

He's quick, he's got good finishing skills. And its been on display for the past two seasons

Gonna get btfo in the US Open

>“I’m always against it,” Stewart said. “No matter if it’s the next one, and the next one, or the next one. I have to stand up for my group, as the business side stands for their part. We’re going to have discussions, but I’ll always be against it.”

The Union sporting director did say that offseason events are fine and that kids playing mini-soccer games at halftime is “fantastic.” But he admitted that finding a middle ground when it comes to things like lacrosse or rugby is difficult from his perspective.

“You can have things but you can’t jeopardize the field,” Stewart said. “It’s difficult when you have a marching band, rugby or lacrosse – it wears and tears the field. I don’t know if there’s a middle ground, to tell you the truth. If you choose to be a soccer organization, that comes first and foremost – and every decision you make, I feel, has to be geared toward that.”


Will his autism lead us to the promised land?

No fucking NYCFC fans can post in this thread new fucking rule.

Ownership wants a marching band at halftime?

I don't think they give a crud

MLS sucks

I didn't know lacrosse and marching bands fuck up the field that much

You suck

>His name is anibaba

>60 minutes
>0 shots
>LA Galaxy """""soccer"""""

>supporting a team in California

Kill yourself

>non cali posters
REEEEEEE

Just kill yourself already plastic shit.

>it's a 0-0 episode

>It's a being plastic episode.

That was a bad 0-0

This semen slurping sport is not for me

>the game ended in a tie therefore this sucks

Can you plastic shits fuck off to baseball or something?

>one shot the entire game and it wasn't even on target
Nobody in this game on either team gave a fuck

Settle down Carlos, not every game is great

This one certainly wasn't

Look at Sweden's stat sheet and you will see it was bad. The team with the vast majority of possession shot the ball once the entire game. Also you didn't watch the game and your shitposting form is bad

I watch soccer regularly and I gotta say that this game was awful. MLS really is kinda lame, you have the occasional good game from a DP, and that's it...

It was not a good tie to watch.

>I watch soccer regularly
I love how every plastic shit says this

You're fuming over a bad game, lol damn. MLS wouldn't be the joke of the world if it wasn't for it's unbearable, self righteous fans.

Fuck off plastic shit this clearly isn't the sport for you

why are you so plastic?

>posting girly anime
Being a xhe is more cringe worthy. Shouldn't you be finding a new way to classify yourself.

Shut up plastic fuck.

Polyurethane bitch.

so glad we're done with the last thread.

also what a boring game the lags had. so much for our depth. brucie should have let the kids at it.

>Soon

i watched that galaxy game...i see the refs are still horrible in this shit league. an obvious handball wasn't called at the end.

Hmmm, the day MLS is announced as one of the first testing locations for video replay a completely bullshit and outcome-changing call happens that is exactly what VR would be able to overturn.

Coincidence? PROBABLY

That match was semen slurping to the max

UNION
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What the fuck....

>Ima sporting

Thread's doing great, thanks for asking.

Those players don't have weaknesses, the American players surrounding them are just dogshit

I'm guessing he's referring to marching band competitions, which would definitely fuck a grass field

if they dont have weaknesses how come they dont all score a hat trick a game? i thought these players were world cup stars or something?

And don't forget, LA had 63% possession.

that explains why they excel in the PL then, because there's not an English player in sight

>lampard, gerrard, pirlo don't have weaknesses
why do people give americans shit about soccer? For someone whos entire people grew up watching the sport that is one of the worst opinions i've read

>mfw Wade Barrett's road performance compared to Owen Coyle's
Its definenrly an improvement, now they just need to win.

>turns on the meme no-defense MLS
>0-0

JUST

>Soon

OH REALLY, NO ONE TOLD ME

>giving him a (You)

there's too many blank space, needs more stuff

JUST

dunno what you're talking about, Blank only takes up the bit of space in the picture frame

should be le cancer juden.

>this triggers ABS's


>Soon

>tfw you went out and did normie shit last night and missed the most meme MLS games of all time.

god dammit.

you didn't miss much

Same here man and it feels pretty good.

>most meme MLS games of all time.
sorry, which one are we talking about?

LA - SKC 0-0. LA with 1 shot and SKC with lots.

Texas rainbowl

>triggered

Tournament when?

>NASL
>USL
>no bumps

There's your answer, minor-league faggos.

>tfw no games for 3 weeks and then 3 games in 7 days

>Soon

>Soon: should have posted this one edition

>tfw college soccer will never go away

>tfw pay 2 play soccer will never go away

Tell MLS to actually pay the fucking youth academies and clubs.

mls stopped taking my calls

SHIT LEAGUE FAGS!
>DOS A CERO!
>DOS A CERO!
>DOS A CERO!
Tell your fucking shit nt players to stay In europe.

The players at fault for both goals play in Europe

MLS was a mistake

>that flag
B U I L D W A L L
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W
A
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Jesus Christ I can't take these people seriously

>future
>majority minority

seems about right

MLS should be ashamed of themsleves. Look at that atrocity.

The atrocity that was Bedoya?
How?

bedoya and yedlin were the worst on the field today.

but tons of the players out there were actively fighting for the bottom.

you mean bradley? mLELS ruined him

Zardes was definitely the worst

might be biased being an lag fan, but don't think he got enough of the ball to be considered the worst, though that fact alone might be what is making you say that.

doesn't matter, the whole team was bad in the end, probably won't even get out of the group.

>I can only hate Bradley because rentboys in Yurop are infallible

Biggest problems are no really leading striker and no #10
Nagbe really needs to be starting
Bedoya was just awful out there. Someone needs to be leading the attack and it can't be Bradley

lol no, keep sucking mls cock. Bedoya wasn't the one losing possession at US's own half.

Keep sucking Yuro cock
Bedoya was doing to help Jones or Bradley or anybody
Where was he?

and guess what happened right before the handball, Bradley fucked up. Bedoya was shit but so was jones and bradley. Midfield filled with mlels and did jack shit

Didn't say Bradley wasn't bad today
But the Bedoya experiment was exposed today
The US really someone with some creativity
Nagbe really needs to start. Would help a lot. And maybe moving Wood and Nagbe to the CF position. Solved most of the US's problems right there

Linx/streeming 4 tournament games, gotdammit.

In return I'll totally buy you a jpg of beer.

steal an antenna and maybe one of digital converter things and tune into univision user.

then maybe look for a radio stream for commentary.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

in that case, go into debt hole paying for extra shit you don't need like cable.

Now that sounds more like America.

Should be called Somalia United

Even the descendants of Swedes here in the US are cucks

>Soon: late night vibes - even later than usual edition
youtube.com/watch?v=i1qRgYuawAc
>not blasting Grum at full volume while you drive really fast through the connector late at night.