I still don't have a gf

I still don't have a gf.

and?

I want one.

>tfw no handegg until september

embrace waifuism user

Go get it they don't fall from the sky

>live in a minority white area
>tfw am physically attracted to latinas and asians but could never see myself dating one
Build that fucking wall

>>live in a minority white area

JUST

Is going to a prostitute to lose one's virginity a good idea?

you will regret it for the rest of your life

prostitutes are things you go to when the average woman no longer satisfies you and you need some dank submissive pussy

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it's that game already out?

You're wrong. Have you seen Bakemonogatari?

>2016
>having gf

get a tranny prostitute, you'll still have that special moment come vag time, plus you get have dat hot anal sex

this is now a trap thread

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>sometimes you wonder if these threads are just one ozfag

>tfw 4/10
>tfw high standards

Fucking a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity m8

I still don't have a job

>tfw loving gf

It's the best desu

Tfwgf takeover
Who /gf/ here?

Yes it does you idiot. Virginity is not about "social circumstances", but "physical circumstances". The physical circumstance being that a human has "had sex" for the first time. The next task is to give a sense of what counts as having sex. Some examples:

bareback PIV sex with mutual orgasms.
A girl blows a guy. Both parties have ceased to be virgins.
A experienced prostitute lays down for a virgin guy and the guy manages to orgasm behind a condom. The guy has lost his virginity in this case - and promptly catches genital herpes for his trouble.
Two homosexuals (of either sex) fumble with each other, and manage to copulate in whatever fasion, achieving at least one orgasm. One of them had previously been a virgin, but now, is not.

This isn't even tumblr, it's Sup Forums where men can use reason and logic to think things through in between memes. The point is that the notions of what sex and virginity are stop making any sense at all if you exclude things like visiting a whore, the girl who's blown 50 guys but never had anyone in her pussy, etc. It does not compute. At some point, a person who has never before had close, extended sexual contact with another human being, manages to do so in some way shape or form. the encounters can still be graded in terms of personal gratification, specific sex act performed, etc, but there's no meaningful way (short of hymen-ripping) that "other stuff" whatever it may be, doesn't count for virginity loss/first lifetime sexual encounter.

Let's talk about some real problems. I added this tranny on snapchat cause she's a goddess and her ass is divine. So perfect I just wanna fuck her tranny brains out after licking her asshole for hours. And she didn't add me back. And her mystory is on private so I can't see those nice tranny tities or anything. Why do they say "add me! 8===D" and never respond

Fucking trannies I'm about to go back to real women I swear

>Having to pay for it
Total failure, this means only way someone will procreate with you is by exchange of money, rather than attracting them by social circumstance

my tongue would fall off eating her ass

You mean paying for their food or drink that leads to fucking?

Its all the same, if the wizard wants to get laid, let him pay

Buying a prostitute is like the worst result since the actual sex act is kinda overrated.

In the end, you can't say you're a virgin, cause youve penetrated a woman, but you can't say you lost it, because more accurately, you sold it, and the idea of "losing it" still lies ahead of you.

Basically you've just become a failure. Hopefully you can use it to build some confidence, but damn.

Should I just send her dick pics? She has this huge Mexican boyfriend (who's in to trannies I guess). He looks like Jesus from that curb episode.

If I could fuck this girl whoever could pull my dick out of her tranny ass would be King Arthur

That being said, Im all for the tranny idea

Best of both worlds. Literally zero downside.

>a girl blows a guy. Both parties have ceased to be virgins

Kek, no

I like how you're parroting my phrase without actually thinking anything through.

We can carry the same thought experiment to an extreme. Imagine a very meek, rich man who has had a nice thing going with three different escorts over a period of years. For every single fuck, he does pay them, every single solitary time. But they're all adults and he pays his premium and there's a level of trust among the bunch, and this hypothetical John rawdogs them all, regularly, without any negative consequences. In spite of his social failings, we're supposed to believe per you that Mortimer the Dipthong is a literal virgin despite all this.

This perfectly illustrates my above point. you're confusing the physical performance of a sex act with social expectations. virginity only makes any sense in terms of the former, where it does make any sense at all.

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Can't even give me one lousy (you). Fuck all of you im going back to Sup Forums

Reminder that feels are cancer and mußt be purged at any cost.

was thinking about having no gf a little bit ago

I mean, in theory, and with enough disposable income, you could surround yourself with high class prostitutes and you'll probably become alpha since you are who you know, and they'll end up shaping your character.

But if you had that kind of money, you wouldn't really have this problem.

Just goes to show you what the true nature of confidence and attraction really is. Something that can and almost has to be bought.

Please introduce me to your virginal gf with verifiably intact hymen who has nonthelesss blown 50 different guys. I can help ruin her just that little bit more before you take her "virginity". :^) I am sure that you will think of her as a virgin too, in the real, meaningful sense.

Oh whoops, she's had diseases all along too.

Yes send her dick pics, fool.

RELEASE THE DRAGON.

Ignore that free (You)

Post is directed at the entire thread.

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on Sup Forums. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.

me too
recommend any good threads?

>dont have gf
>get cleaned up and start lifting, actually TRY for once
>literally 1 month later meet qt pawg in between classes
>ask her to get some food before next class
>6 months later we are still dating and Im busting raw in that tight pussy like every day

you wont find a gf crying here, just fucking man up and actually put yourself out there, and the chance will present itself. you just have to be ready for it

Wew someone's obviously been cucked by their girlfriend before. 50 blowjobs seems to be stuck in your head for some reason

Let's start a tranny thread

Of course it does. And having to pay for it doesn't change that either. While I agree going to a prostitute is not the best option I say there is nothing particularly wrong with it either. It can even help with some mental problems, breaking down some barriers, say, if someone's so obsessed with losing his virginity and considering himself a failure because he still hasn't lost it. In the end going to prostitutes is a thousands of years old tradition, it exists for a reason. Hell, when casual sex wasn't that easy to achieve before sexual revolution, fathers used to take their sons to whores to get their first sexual experience.