/mlb/ General - >dads Edition

SEA:M's hit seven RBI singles in nine-run seventh
CIN:Suarez homers twice as Reds top Rockies
MIN:Park's three hits lead Twins to win over Rays
NYY:Pineda """"""""finds"""""""" form, strikes out eight Tigers
MIA:Yelich rips walk-off double to down Pirates
MLW:Anderson limits Phillies to one run in win
CLE:Lindor scores walk-off run against Royals
BAL:Adam Jones homers twice, Orioles win slugfest
NYM:Wright expected to be out for 'extended period'
PIT:McCutchen leaves with right thumb discomfort
PIT:Francisco Cervelli leaves with right foot injury
WAS:Nats expected to recall Trea Turner on Friday

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jays pls win

Royals

no

t. marcus stroman shitposting from my hotel room right now

Giants

>cubes

STOP GETTING FUCKING SHELLED YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Royals

>cubes

fuck you

never fucking reply to me again unless you graduated from THE duke university

>cubks

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>shitcongo

>joe memedon

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>piss bryant

spooked

>pillates

>CLE:Lindor scores walk-off run against Royals

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a leaf

THE Marcus Stroshit

Did you stop caring about pitching after you got your socio degree?

stop it tanaka

>tfw no Jane Lee gf

>Dads

Memeiners

Still in shock at that comeback.

I was really drunk to that point of the game, and then as soon as they started winning I was nearly black out and thought I was imagining it

I got really drunk after the 7th. mostly sober now

How many games will the Phillies loss streak go?

I'm going with 15.

This shit is a curse breaker for that game against the Indians in 2001. This will be looked at as the most important game of this season

I got it outlined in gold on my magnetic schedule along with the Dae Ho and Martin walk offs.

I can't wait for the Padres chairman to comment on his team again.

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>Memeiners

>Michael Saunders has the best wRC+ of the jays and 20th best in the league
This can't be real

KC: Soria blows a fucking save worse than a virgin blows a dick.

What did he mean by this

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>mfw David Ortiz isn't the unanimous DH for the all star game
>leads wRC+, SLG, RBI, wOBA, wRAA, OPS and OBP

Cusb think they actually have a chance to take back the crosstown cup next month when BASEDFATALBERS is going to be pitching and hitting again.

The ASG is a popularity contest. Normie fans don't give a fuck about sabermetrics. Hell they don't even know about them. Sooth your boobs.

Is he good or are you kidding

I'm unhappy with how meaningless ASG appearances are now.

While you are not wrong, you are a leaf. So obligatory dig at Canada incomming.

Dude weed lmao

He was solid in the first month, then hit a really really shitty patch. But he basically single handedly took down the Mest on wednesday. So i'm going to be hopefull and positive that he starts kicking ass again.

Ain't nothing wrong smoking a joint every now and then.

Pros:
>cueto tonight, samardzija tomorrow
>34 wins
>5.5 game lead
>good depth
>doyers

Cons:
>june
>pence is kill
>parker is meh
>subpar bullpen
>weak offense

How should i feel lads?

What the fuck happened last night?

>doyers

The giants only need a good closer. The Yankees have at least 2. To me it seems like the perfect match.

How often are "perfect match" trades actually made?

youtube.com/watch?v=vmncfTtoZN8&feature=youtu.be

>Bryce Harper's last 190 PA: 11 HR

>Mike Trout's last 190 PA: 11 HR

>Madison Bumgarner's last 190 PA: 11 HR

top kek

Not very often. But if the Yankees continue to be hot garbage it makes no sense not to trade Chapman for prospects considering he's a FA next year. Obviously trades in sports are extremely complex with a multitude of obstacles.

Basically I'm just saying it would make the most sense for the giants to target Chapman. They're in glaring need of a closer or at the very least another great BP arm.

That sounds good on paper but

>mest

Stay your hopes

>umps

I'm all for Chapman as a Giant purely because this off season DG was constantly shitposting about how Chapman was gonna be a Dodger and they were gonna be unstoppable etc etc etc

I don't know if the Giants would touch Chapman with a 10 foot pole after his allegations.

I think if it was just for a playoff run they might?
It's true that it feels like the Giants shy away from the high-drama players, though

>lastros

If it would mean another shot at a world series I bet they would consider it.

I just don't see it. I feel like they know how the vibe affects or "seems" to affect everything. I think it's more likely that either a) Casilla gets his shit together and stops pitching like a scared child or b) Strickland really does become the failsafe surprise closer or c) Some other reliever shows the stuff

Drugs are degenerate, m'kay.

Assuming the giants are in the same spot, who would they target at the deadline?

>A's fan
>making fun of anyone

An outfielder. We have too many pitchers as it is. Guarantee it'll be an outfielder.

>.5 GB
I absolutely can, friend.
At least for the moment. :^)

You left out the "6"

>padres blow a 10 run lead not one week after the White Sox blew 6
>former sox players alexei ramirez and matt thornton were in that game
Whoops.

What happened to Brandon Morrow?

Is he still ded on the Dads?

So the Orioles and Sox split their series and it remains tight at the top of the ALE. Did we learn anything from this series?

I'm an O's fan but the Sox offense is just scary, if they sustain this they will take the division despite their shit pitching. O's definitely get a WC spot though. Toronto may also.

Any 3 can win the division. It's going to be a dog fight all year and it'll come down to divisional play. I'm not convinced Boston is the winner because their pitching is god awful.

It's hilarious isn't it? Only thing better would have been if Alexei had errors to cause some of those runs.

why was this homophobic biggot allowed in the park

Wait a minute. He did have an error.
LOL

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go dbacks... beat the cubs...

RIP

Who would you want as SS. Alexei or Rollins.

this

>guy wearing an divegrass shirt to a baseball game has a stupid kid too

its usually an adult nigger who drowns

Theyre competing for not being last
Leave them alone

>Detoilet

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

put. your. trip. back. on.

K

The swoon is real. It's basically organizational philosophy to be crap in June at this point.

Tied for first with the Dodgers by July 1.

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Dbacks vs Cubs

you cant make this shit up

LMAO

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Melky Cabrera out on Family Emergency Leave List.

Please shut the fuck up. He's allowed to have his opinions. Get the dick out of your mouth and stop being an oversensitive faggot

Giants won a series on a shutout and Dodgers lost a series with their top SP prospect, maybe?

The Giants didn't win the series stupid

>Sands in left
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kelly nash or lauren shehadi?

50% of the offense gone just like that

>Chicago White Sox
>wear black socks