>Jamie Vardy's new wife Becky has reportedly promised the footballer a 72-hour sexfest before heading to the 2016 Euros with the England squad.
>The couple, who wed last month in a lavish ceremony, have hardly seen each other since tying the knot and according to the Daily Star , with the potential of being apart for five weeks during the tournament the 34-year-old is keen to get some quality time in.
how is this going to affect vardy's performance on the field?
How does this stuff leak into the news?
Solid 7 desu
i guess she chatted shit and will now get banged
it doesnt, our papers make things up
>Rebekah
'leak'? she must have told them, lol
she is 5/10 here in serbia
>Rebekah
>how is this going to affect vardy's performance on the field?
Should have been studying for my all weekend once, instead I had 3 days of non-stop sex with the gf, got 8.7 out of 10.
Vardy will bring it back home.
>rebekah
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> with the potential of being apart for five weeks
group stage is only weeks
>29-year old Vardy and his 34-year old wife "Rebekah"
are they the dream chav couple?
AYYYY
>being in a relationship with a female over 30
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if anything it'll improve his performance
She's cute but orange. slag/10
Underrated.
Will condemning NATO help me to acquire a 7/10 Serbian qt?
>pic unrelated
RREEEEEEE
>Just bought tickets to EURO 2016
>See ticket price listed at like 110€/ticket
>place order for me and friends
>put in payment method and delivery address
>all good, payment done
>NOW they display full receipt
>100€ in extra fees for "booking" and "secured delivery"
What the flying fuck is this kind of bullshit!!?
I'm considering calling VISA to do a chargeback on this shit. I mean sure i could have calculated that the total was not what it was supposed to be, but as there was no info about extra fees I assumed all was fine and didnt look at it.
>do chargeback
>life saved because of it
Website was Viagogo.com btw, never fucking use this shit site
its not about the money its about the principle
Why don't you go on strike, as per usual, Pierre?
Holy fuck that's outrageous. Booking fees are usually silly but not that silly. Do they send you the tickets first class?
underrated post
So will ISIS bomb the big viewing parties outside, or actually try to bomb a stadium?
the hidden fees, i calculated, are literally a 40% price increase per ticket
its outrageous.
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>Will condemning NATO help me to acquire a 7/10 Serbian qt?
only money will acquire you 7+/10
Jamie Vardy is having an orgy.
physiognomy is such a strange thing. you can tell they are a pair of cunts just by their faces, especially her though.
fucking jews
and the thing that pisses me off the most is that while for me money wise its not a problem, but i bet this shit happens to like soccer moms who want to take their kids to the game, and theyve saved up for a few months to afford it, mom + 3 sons, and then they get actual bill, suddenly 50€ extra per person. 200€ unexpected expenses, and now the kids are eating ramen for a month
call visa and cancel it, 40% is a scam
did you use viagogo?
viagogo yes
I've never done a chargeback before how does it work? I call my bank, or directly to visa?
>you will never be friends with frenchanon
>you will never receive a surprise text from him that he has bought you a ticket for a euro match
I've only done it with stolen card (called visa number) so not sure how this goes otherwise being a voluntary purchase. Maybe viagogo can cancel without any additional fees. Try calling them first and complain about the hidden fees
Similar thing when I went to watch the Coppa Italia final, normal prices for the fan zone was 30€, we had to pay 150€ /person because we didn't have fanclub membership cards. At least I knew I was getting fucked on the price that time...
Eh, my friend still wants to go the game, so fuck it, we will just go watch the damn game. (Spain vs. Turkey btw)
I sent Viagogo some angry feedback about their shady tactics, but I don't expect anything to change.
>72-hour sexfest
>34-year-old
she'll be 56 after that
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I'd do the same, but those faggots at viagogo probably make their business knowing most people won't bother cancelling. Surprised they are so big with those shitty practices
kek
That's the thing. But I sure as heck will never use them again.
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>Rebekah
literally Brayan-tier
Underrated
>poo in the loo
>implying it's not the best choice
pleb
Think you bought the tickets I was selling
Cheers for the money lid x
Which one?
>The former nightclub promo girl has a five-year-old son with semi-pro defender Luke Foster as well as a ten-year-old daughter from another relationship.
My wife's son and daughter
>Said the host that won't make it out of their easy as fuck group
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LITTLE
>"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters"
>Sunil Mehra
I imagine that Vardy and his wife often attend swingers parties.
They told the paper and got paid handsomely for it. Jamie's got his eyes on a new caravan and the "avoid relegation" bonus in his contract just about covered the 2nd hand Subaru with a modded spoiler.
>new caravan
Nigga wants a minivan?
NAMES BECKAY
GET BANGED
>new caravan
I knew he was a fookin traveller gypsy, I knew it
Chavs.
what seats mate?
If it's a choice between a 5/10 sex fiend or 10/10 frigid bitch, well...
welcome to FIFA frog boy
He is in this pic, spot the vardy
How long until she divorces him for all his money? Dude is way too ugly for her
>jamies a cuck
NOOOOOOO
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I heard that Eastern Europe is full of super hot Slavic women who will throw themselves at you if you're from the US because they want you to marry them and take them to America with you
Women weaken legs.
England has already lost.
>british
>72 hour sexfest
So that comes out to, what, 30 minutes in regular people time?
Also, why are english celibrities so ugly? That girl would be solid 7 even by 3rd world country standards.
>her
>a celebrity
i guarantee you 99.9% of the country has no idea who she is
She looks like a long-lost, second ugliest Kardashian
Kek, don't be surprised when they get divorced is all I'm saying. Didn't she used to be an escort or something?
Do you know that Messi is going to an english club every year according to english newspapers?
same desu
>tfw 45 yuro booking fee
This is honestly too "good" to be true
>Rebekah
>two kids
>borderline prostitute
What the fuck Vardy? There are so many red flags. How is he this stupid
MAH NAMES BECKAH
He's certainly not going to Thailand for sex.
Holy shit this man is getting poached by all the worst washed up career slags
Heavily underrated
she probably has dirt on him
jamie vardy is oficially finished
6/10 in San Diego tbvh w/you
They'll throw themselves at anyone from the US, EU, Canada, Australia etc. but they will divorce your ass once they get their permanent residency, they'll probably even let you impregnate them so you have to pay alimony after too, it's really not worth it tbqh.
That is true!
I bet he's a footfag
She honestly looks like any skank you might find at a bar.
Why do so many pro athletes go for women below their potential? Is it because they can't find a hot one willing to hoover their schlong for 3 days like this bitch?
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>wifing a girl with two kids from two different fathers
>they'll probably even let you impregnate them so you have to pay alimony after too
If it's my biological son, then why not. Better than in the West. You get to pay almony to a kid that's not even yours.
Funny use of "news" there.
She sorta looks like a younger, shittier version of Eva Notty pre-boob massacre
>athlete: i want sex
>average modern woman: i don't know...
>skank: here's my number, whatever you want whenever you want
really that simple tbqh
You have a lot of faith in the average modern woman
you forgot
>34 years old
don't forget to pay your immigrant assistance fee
MUH NAME'S BECKEH
To be fair she's bound to be a proper filthy ride, go on Vards lad!