Why doesn't Kevin Durant just play Lil B in a game of 21?

Why doesn't Kevin Durant just play Lil B in a game of 21?

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Why would he?

To remove the curse

>yfw he signs a contract with a new team that is contingent on him beating Lil B in 1on1

KD is too prideful. He cant set aside his own hubris even in the face of an obvious curse. Dude learned nothing from the Greek myths

he's not cursed. the thunder just keep running into teams that are better than them.

No he's been cursed by the Based God.

>Believing whoever this piece of shit is can curse KD
>Believing in curses

>doesn't know who lil b is
How new?

>KD dunks on a manlet a dozen times in a row
I don't think lil b wants to do that

Then why is Durant the one who is shook?

> t. kevin durant

Youre mistaken. i'm an oldfag who doesnt give a shit about the shitty music (im assuming hes a shitty musician from the grill and ridiculous ring) produced today

>i'm an oldfag
How fucking new?

he can't stoop to his level, didn't lil b flunk out of D-League tryouts?

>Believing in curses
Curses are real. Like the Bela Guttman curse. That shit's a Jewish Gypsy curse.

The 87ers offered him a position but he didn't want to move out of the bay

>millennials


Leave

If you were a true oldfag then you would know who based god is and love him like the rest of us.

>i'm an oldfag
>doesn't recognize Lil B

Best post ITT

tybg

Fuck Kevin Durant

You can't be an oldfag if you don't know the based god, lurk moar now your schools finished for summer

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't recognize 6 Kiss as one of the best hop releases of 20XX

Holy hell, lads

lil b aint neva lied

Thunder were the better team than GSW, Durant curse is real.

The curse is very real. They was up 3-1 and couldn't finish.

>people said the curse didnt work anymore

cause kd is a little bitch

Cause he's scared.

>new Sup Forums

>I'm an oldfag
>not knowing Lil B

Fuck, Lil B isn't even that old. He blew up on Sup Forums in 2010, which is still freshcunt territory

>the thunder just keep running into teams that are better than them.

That's the curse dumbass

Dat you farm

Good work, senpai. These fake ass newshitters have paraded this clown around for so long just to fit in.

10/10

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>caring about an 'ironic rapper'

This meme was cool for like 2 months

He was the first ironic rapper m8 and is still relevant six years later

The Based God curses you for your ignorance

He's literally a forced unfunny meme.
Stop.

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Stay furious

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All these bitches hatin on the Based God

Yeah that's real furious.

Caring about a nobody ironic rapper forced meme is way more fedora. Literally muhh secret club rapper

You are LITERALLY seething right now

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this is fucking pathetic now

Rappin' Duke was the first ironic rapper

youtube.com/watch?v=85G5SI5Nu3s

He isn't a secret anymore. He was interviewed on ESPN earlier today.

An admittedly ironic rapper has found a way to market himself and get in the spotlight. I can't hate on that. I find it hilarious yet inspiring. Based God appreciates life.

>anymore
he literally never was

there's a reason why Durant and Harden were tweeting about him years ago

That's more of a sign at how pathetic ESPN is nowadays.

>2010
>newcunt territory

2010 was literally six and a half years ago. If you've been here since 2010, you've been here too long.

I myself have been 4channing since 2006; fucking christ that's pathetic.

My. Fucking. Sides.

Who is this generic rapper and why should we care what he thinks?

I bet he doesn't even know how to defend with a Gi on.

>2010
>considered too long to be frequenting Sup Forums

Where has my life gone. Eh fuck it. 4 MORE YEARS!

>I'm a short nigga with a tall ass bitch
>Might layup but I'll dunk on a bitch

>4channing since 2006

No you haven't. You're from reddit. Who the fuck says 4channing?

He's an ironic rapper. But he came up with the term based which spread like wildfire here and also gave a shout out to Sup Forums so people here meme about him.

It's pretty weird

Dope rhymes

The way he mixed bitch with bitch blew me away

You are LITERALLY fresh off the boat from reddit if you don't know why people like him here

I said exactly why he's popular here bro. Literally exactly why.

Sorry man I'm an oldcuck. Keep obsessing about your joke meme rapper though

Or better yet provide me with something different about why losers on Sup Forums meme about him. I gave mine.

desperate damage control

Nice answers back.

He's 100% right and you know it faggot

Lil B is a shit rapper but its hilarious that KD won't even 1 on 1 him

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>Lil B is a shit rapper

KEK, you know LITERALLY nothing about him and have just jumped on the bandwagon after seeing the curse show up on Reddit's front page

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Why take a day out of your life to do something so ridiculous? It doesn't benefit you it just gives some faggot fame and a semblance of validity

It'd be like if Trump or Hillary set up a debate with whoever the Green Party candidate is where Trump or the DNC pays all expenses.

Only the game of 21 is worse than that

Flawless.

Would he lift the curse if KD gave him a fine ass WNBA grill to fuck in the mouth?

>fine ass WNBA grill

There's literally only one attractive female ape hooper

This shit is hilarious.

Why would any woman want to fuck a dude that's 5'6"?
I suppose Danny Devito did get married though

>all these retarded newcunts that don't know lil b's been a thing since 2004

youtube.com/watch?v=5fR2OgGbKds

LITERALLY neck yourself retarded fresh off the boat reddit cancer underaged losers

Shout out to the WNBA, you got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth

FUUUUUUCKKKKKK KEVIN DURANT

>when you keep shitposting but nobody takes it and you just stick with it

I know you're cowering in fear from my elite anc muscular truthbombs

Pics?

what a lil bitch

This board didn't exist til 2007, faggot

Because Lil B has half court shots and he'll post him up. 3 point on a bitch like Dirk Nowitzky.

>This meme was cool for like 2 months
and the curse is fucking now, 5 years later

how a man can choose to curse another man for 5 years over playing a game of 21 is beyond me. it's so without compassion, so cruel

god is powerful and based god is cruel

nah based god himself admits there are plural suitable wnba bitches

> Shoutout to the WNBA, you got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth

good thing he said 4channing, not 4channing on sping

fucking newfags jesus fucking christ

>i'm an oldfag

Since when lurking for about a week counts as being an oldfag?

curse, that's how is called

>lil b has no lyrical talent
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>But he came up with the term based
No he didn't. "Based" used to be a term for junkies until lil b flipped it.

>5'6
>Durant is still too afraid to play him

were they tweeting at him? i thought they fronted like they didnt know who he even was

i thought they were cursed for stealing Lil B swag/cooking dance?

What people dont get here is lil b "fans" are obsessed, and i can at least say I like him. KD fans are just people who want the okc thunder to win. KD will obviously never play Lil B in a 1 on 1, its pointless. However this is good for Lil B because he can just keep calling KD out forever

YOU ALL GOT LE TROLLEd

Jesus. This thread is fucking awful. Thanks reddit for ruining Sup Forums

Harden made a tweet saying Lil B was trash and stole the cooking dance, which triggered the curse.
KD said he was wack and that he couldn't make himself listen to his music. Lil B then went on some rant about how he'd quit rap forever if Durant managed to beat him in a game. Durant agreed to play, backed out and got cursed.

t. Lil B expert

"im a short ass nigga with a tall ass bitch"

based god doesnt care