If you could choose one player from any period in history to redeem the England squad...

If you could choose one player from any period in history to redeem the England squad, who would it be and why would it be Emile Heskey?

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Ebin maymay OP

john terry

How old are you?

>muh striker that links the play

Is there a bigger meme in football?

>Holds it up well

well meme'd!

him

I've listened to Celtic fans hate on Leigh Griffiths for scoring 40 odd goals this season but not linking play well.

Entitled cunts. Give me a 40 goal striker any day of the week.

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>le KSI rape meme man

Is that real?

>not even 50 years old yet
Even my Grandad looks younger.

yep, that was from a couple of years ago as well I seem to remember

dunno if he's better or worse now

Gerrard, lampard, ferdinand, micheal owen, wright phillips

Fucking papers ruined Gazza. Was it the News of the World that was tapping his phone and turned him insane with paranoia? Poor bastard driven to drink because everyone thought he was mad but it turns out he was being spied on.

wayne rooney

Ledley King

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David Nugent

ONE CAP, ONE GOAL

Darren Bent

kek

The last England player that actually played for the shirt

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Relive it.

He already had a massive drink problem, that paranoia stuff was just an excuse.

>that calm "I don't believe it"

I prefer the other one where the commentator goes mental

>how to spot underage british posters on Sup Forums
back at 6th form next week?

Same, I already posted it before I realized.

I thought he was more of a top-lad drinker at the stage and became a proper alcoholic with the paranoia.

I think only playing professionally kept his drinking under some control.

>tfw all my m8s do the heskey and akinfenwa beasts shit unironically
>they're in their 20s

What? Heskey raped Iceland?

Reminder that San Marino have a player with a better international record than Heskey