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>azerbaijan try the short corner exploit

First for Canadians in Austria watching Canada play Azerbaijan at a sport neither nation cares about

Second for me

tfw indo thread

RIP de Jong

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thanks HC version 2.0

I specifically included his face for that reaction.

Well done Kem.

More like well done MiniFridge.

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>That feel when my record breaking STC signing in the summer has yet to score a goal midway through my season

What a fucking joke.

my dick cant handle this

>Positioning
>8

>defensive positioning is highly important for an amc/st
wut

Azerbaijan pls

Fuck yeah

>been in the Premier League for 4 and a half seasons as AFC Wimble
>still in a 20,000 capacity stadium
that over-achievement feel

AKINDELE
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It was quite well placed too. Can't wait for you to bring Larin on and have him hitting those chances well wide and over

what the fuck is wrong with the euros?

savage

making 15 million loss a month lads im scared

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>moved my couch into the open door sunshine and got my laptop in the shade still
>ireland save going

I'm pretty comfy lads

>player wants to talk about leaving to get first team football
>"okay, see ya"
>w-wait i want to stay

every single time

>Marcus Christenson @m_christenson 3m3 minutes ago
?Interesting. Arsenal have triggered Jamie Vardy's release clause. Story by @StuartJamesGNM on @guardian_sport soon #afc


gg no re

>player gets a red card
>first foul of the game
>he doesn't even appear to touch the other player in 3D mode
>the other player doesn't even react to him
What? I wish I could upload webms, but I've never been able to make them well. A ball is coming in high, my target striker is standing in front of a defender, the defender jumps up to successfully head it away, and I get a red card. Usually with fucked up calls you get the refs crowding and maybe the announcers questioning it, but I got nothing. And the after-game thing is saying the ref had a good game. He had an 8.5 rating on that one. I don't know. I guess I'll appeal. It'd be nice, if it was a foul, for them to give me a clue what happened.

kek
>player wants to play more
>tell him to prove himself in training or reserve matches
>he agrees
>a month later he realises he hasn't been good enough

>post game interview
>they call it a horror tackle
What?

I guess I shouldn't have appealed. Somehow the game is calling it a tackle. My guy didn't move. Does appealing actually hurt anything? I don't think I've ever been successful on an appeal, but they do always seem to come back with an extra 2 game suspension.

Bartra to Borussia Dortmund, confirmed by Barcelona.

Why the fuck are we signing shitty manlet CBs who never made it? At least he is dirt cheap because of the 8m€ clause, we'll be able to sell him with a profit even if he does not make it into our first eleven.

youtube.com/watch?v=1NHkS2l-21s

>that giant blue strip across the torso for no reason

What do you guys look at to prepare before a match? Do you look at the stats or formations of the other team, or do you just pay attention to your team?

fuck this gay earth

I mean, he could tell them to fuck off.

I'm also hearing Accrington Stanley have triggered Messi's release clause.
Social media so terrible for transfer news/rumours.

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Was it a hilarious goal? I switched to Kosovo

Penalty.

Hello, when are movies

Yeah I just checked, barely touched him and if he did I think it was just outside. Proper refballed.

4am

>barely touched him and if he did I think it was just outside. Proper refballed.
Agreed. The anti-Canadian conspiracy has escaped Central America.

35 bings

Junior Toilet will save you MF

last friday

>fired again
guys how do i into tictacs, i was so good in 14

post tictacs and a description of how you want them to work

Got some difficulties creating a Ustream account, it won't let me

Post them, Chuck.

RIP Kosovo

Friendly reminder that Kosovo is Albania

You mean Albanians in Serbia, right?

how the fuck am I supposed to win the euros like this

in the quarter finals but I'm unironically down to 15 players because everyone is breaking our legs

Disregard this post.

hi all.

letting Kosovo play football

1st game ever
2 red cards in same minute
1st half

What black magic is this?

Nice name.

Anyone?

My best youngsters are the two center midfielders, and the left winger. My tactic is counter, compact defense with an assymetrical shape. I want the wingers to be able to run and hit the striker on the counter, so my best winger has the support(W) and my other side has a good right back with a good defensive wing.

i look at their formation and starting 11. theyll change it sometimes but i like to get a general idea.

woops wrong left winger, both are colombian soI switched them I meant de Oca

You need more attacking players

>Kosovo
Literally what happened?

>1st season in the prem with Nottingham Forest
>sitting in 10th
>Didn't splash the cash after promotion, currently at a net transfer profit
>FA Cup quarter final draw against Crystal Palace
>They're 19th in the Championship
>If we win, we're up against Burnley in the semi's.
>Play Man City 7 days before
>Win 2 - 1
>Starting dreaming of an FA Cup final, maybe even a win, in my first Premier league season
>Get destroyed 3 - 0 by Palace, outplayed in every part of the pitch
>Never even looked like scoring
>Fine every player possible
>Almost all of them turn into bitches about it
>Relationship breakdowns all over the place
>5 - 1 loss to Sunderland at home
>3 - 0 loss to West Brom away
>Down to 12th
>Bench under performing ponces, replace with promising youth
>6 - 0 home loss to Chelsea

I wasn't ready for this. I want to leave.

>drawing with Azerbaijan
I'd be lying if I said I expected anything different.

what's the prognosis, doctor?

I hope you have Trejo and Frizzel set to switch position when they're comfortable to

Drop
>Pass into space
>run at defense
>be more expressive

set it to slightly narrower

change DM to bwm-d and have your BPD to stopper
change DLF to AF, give him maximum closing down in player instructions, and in opposition instructions set always close down on opposition centerbacks and keepers

If you're playing a defensive/counter attacking style, you're better off with 2 forwards, or at least 1 forward and one AM.
Having two playmakers is kind of pointless in that style as well. If you're trying to break up the play, I'd say 1 play maker, 1 BWM and 1 CM on defend duty would be a better option.

The Lobster in 10 minutes lad boy m8s
Followed by the wonderful; I Believe in Miracles (which i'm totally not starting to download now)

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guys i needed a new centerback after my captain left, i think i got a good deal, he had a releases clause, rate?

cant wait for vardy to turn down arsenal

Cheap but shit

What should I pay for model pro technician here?

>real player
free

mucho gracias amigos

you lost the dressing room?

>AMC

More like the dressing room lost me.

So what has everyone meen up to?

Anyone gotten relegated, or as I like to call it "Mitch'd"

i got

I'm struggling in Segunda B

doing pretty good

>posting mid-season
Welp.

I'll have the league won by april

gave up trying to git gud, lets go gloucester

First step, bring them home

>last game of the season
>tied for first place with a tiebreaker
>both of my forwards are out on international duty
worried.jpg

you can't trust the 3D mate

>looks relaxed, maybe overly so
GOD DAMN IT
And 22 minutes in, my opponent scores their first goal
As I'm typing this, they score a second
Oh well.

both my centre-backs just got red-carded in the same incident...

???

ALL OF MY WAT

2nd one arguing the first red card?

96th for my lost love.

yeah, the daft prick. never even noticed til it took me to the tactics page and i had 2 players missing

making a webm now

They said it would never happen.

Just hold out for a draw and penalties