6/3: UFC 199 weighin - [Starts at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 12 PM EDT, 9 AM PDT, 5 PM BST]
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy) 6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) 6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi) 7/1: ONE FC (TBA) 7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) 7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha) 7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2) 7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions 7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa) 7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson) 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko) 7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins) 7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA) 7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Anybody here posting at work? Basically getting paid to browse /heem/?
Cooper Hernandez
YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE BLOKE
Jeremiah Turner
Is goof a swear?
Chase Reyes
heem is so much better without that faggot trip. i hope he figures out how to cure his autism during his 3 day vacation.
Tyler Long
Linked the wrong thread, my bad This is the actual previous thread
Jackson Adams
oh fuck this one always gets me
Jonathan Carter
kind of i'm getting paid to post at home
Samuel Hill
They say she'll be back in 2017...
William Sanchez
First for no cussing allowed on Sup Forums.
Saying the "n-word" is a bannable offense.
Jackson Taylor
Dude for a girl it's pretty alright
Oliver Bell
so I just watched all the embedded's, is dom an actual fucking loser walking his faggy dog and picking flowers? jesus christ what is this guy even thinking
Tyler Green
Dude for a professional fighter whose striking was touted as the most elite and powerful in her entire division, it's pretty shit.
Ayden Morgan
Why is Cruz such a psychopathic flower stealing asshole?
Juan Wilson
...
Sebastian Powell
how much do you make? are you killing the game?
Austin Flores
WORLD'S MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE
Nathaniel Jones
Pretty sure he got perma'd for ban evasion cuz anons kept capping his posts. I kinda miss the webms desu.
Elijah Smith
It was definitely the most powerful in her division, though
but her division is weak as shit
Anthony Rivera
When people tell you ‘Hey I was there when Muhammad Ali fought Sonny Liston’, ‘I got to see Mike Tyson beat Trevor Burbick’, that’s what I feel like when I watch her fight.
Adam Johnson
Holy shit Helwani just BTFO Colin Cowherd
Noah Sullivan
Found my new picks pic
Adam Walker
There's been a severe lack of brutal heems since he's been gone.
James Ward
How would Saenchai fare in the UFC?
Leo Gonzalez
How can you say that given that she took the hardest heem in the history of the entire goddamn division in a striking clinic put on a by a more powerful, superior striker?
Holly fucked up Ronda's jaw like 40 seconds into the fight.
Nathaniel Sanchez
...
Noah Flores
Can he defend the double? It's a bit of a mistery.
James Torres
>9 days til E3
Kayden Reyes
Cris Angel is lookin good these days
Ethan Carter
Is Schaub actually in a relationship? I feel like his relationship with his girlfriend isn't actually real. He never talks or acts like he's in one. No one on any of the podcasts, including himself ever references that he's in a relationship of any kind. You'll occasionally hear Rogan reference having a wife. Never once hear about Schaub dating.
Noah Reyes
I feel like any woman would have been dusted by a kick like that from anyone at W135
William Cox
What? Lol /heem/ has been shit without him, especially late night /heem/
Not to mention the influx of casuals for the ppv this weekend. Been pretty lame desu.
Matthew Jackson
r8
Bentley Sanchez
Explain
Henry Cruz
He was with the mexican then made a baby with her and broke up with her supposedly. Then he fucked Whitney Cummins, and then nothing.
Justin Torres
6/10
Gavin Bell
just stop nobody cares if you're here or not faggot
It's not like it was a flash KO outta nowhere. Ronda lost every single striking exchange in a fight that was nothing but striking exchanges. Ronda got fucked up for two and a half rounds before taking that kick.
Leo King
Holly's a point fighter, not a power punchers. Ronda hits harder, Holly hits more precisely.
Nolan Hall
Who /bam bam/ here?
Top tier boy material
Jose Edwards
8/10
Henry Parker
Quit cussing!
Noah Parker
top tier bantz desu
he'd be top tier boy material if he's a certified meme killer
Noah Allen
The Meme Killer is a better name than Bam Bam.
Carson Fisher
You don't think derailing both the Northcutt and Alves hypetrains certifies him as a memeslayer?
Jaxon Martinez
...
Dominic Adams
Helwani just killed it on Rich Eisen.
Aaron Hill
I want him to be champion more than anyone else in the UFC.
James Cruz
>ima get that dick jon
Elijah Cooper
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you cum Jon?
In the cage, Bobby Green's looked pretty mediocre to me in his recent outings. Shame too, he really impressed with debut win over Jacob "I'd like to heem Obama" Volkmann.
Andrew Torres
People said that about Caraway as well
The time of the reverse cuck is now
Gabriel Edwards
caraway lives with getting cucked so that's his world
Jaxon Smith
Man, Cruz slaughtered Faber verbally. He's both smarter and a better talker, AND he has facts on his side. I don't know why, but the combination of Cruz's calm voice and his smart, well worded and to the point sentences makes me want to listen to him speak.
William Evans
My boy
Luis Wood
...
Carter Harris
just watched the pre fight press conference...
wtf is up with that ugly ass fox analyst afro ho talking about "i talked to your mom dominick..she says your calm and in a good mood"?
fox needs to get rid of her and replace her with someone who writes their own questions
Nolan Nelson
Naaah, not really.
Christopher Wood
Dom Cruz would make a better bro than cunt Faber. Fucking Chad asshole.
Dom doesn't need to spend all day trying to crush puss on boats with his bros, he trains, he walks his dog, he picks flowers, he has a job (something which Urijah would know nothing about)
Faber lives at home with a Thai man, and not even one of the good ones with nice jubblies and a hairless arsehole. He probably has ducks hanging from the ceiling and more rice than you can shake a stick at, and he doesn't even have a little dog bro to spend time with.
If anybody is gay, it's Urijah and not Dom. Dom does """"gay"""" things like have a little dog called Dojo because he's comfortable with his sexuality. Plus, would a bender have a collection of sweet swords and other weaponry in his house? I sincerely doubt it. Urijah drives a big car because he's gay and is making up for his little cock. Dom drives a customised GTR because he likes cars and has a big cock.
Carson Hernandez
...
Grayson Allen
It seems like he really tought the fight was over.
Jose Collins
For sure my man.
Eli Lee
It's amazing that he hasn't gotten hurt yet in this camp
Alexander Bailey
Who else /Mackenzie/?
Kevin Smith
Shut up goof. Karyn Bryant is great and has been around the sport forever you fucking casual.
Isaac Campbell
synchtu be/r/heem
. between synch and be
Grayson Morales
get the fuck out of my thread little casual girl, no one wants to hear that "girl power" shit
>karyn bryant has been around the sport forever
kek
Sebastian Allen
I didn't even know Ortega was fighting this week
Isaac Campbell
Based.
Jaxson Bennett
why record this
Logan Reed
Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson is doing a Q&A in 2 bongs 46 bings:
>DJ has to pay attention to idiots instead of playing on his phone.
Jaxon Peterson
>I-I'm not the casual y-you are >who's Karyn Bryant
You exposed yourself goof, feel free to stop replying and start over.
Jose Ortiz
Seems like he wears that shirt for every event. What a jerk
Samuel Diaz
>defending karyn >respect her so much she capitalizes her name
you're either karyn or a casual yourself
Logan Cooper
Whose quote is this?
Blake Wood
Watching fights, Anderson vs bisping on now. I got Anderson taking round one.
Anthony Moore
...
Nolan Morales
kek
defending karyn in a thread by calling people casuals. fuck out of here with that shit
Dylan Morgan
one of acbs be carefuls was wearing a shirt with that written on
Caleb Nguyen
You seriously are a casual if you don't know who Karyn Bryant is or how long she's been around the sport.
Sorry you're so upset you got exposed.
Jacob Torres
Will this ever be topped? >non-Huntos trying to well-off KO
Angel Morgan
...
Liam Turner
no offense but i hope you realize you white knighting on karyns behalf looks stupid as shit right?
just let it go, some people don't like her.
btw she's been around the sport as long as reebok so careful with the facts
Jackson Robinson
>Man, Cruz slaughtered Faber verbally. Not really. If youre talking about the press conference, Faber won.
Jose Hall
Quick question for you handsome bastards. First some back story.
>be me >Watch UFC heavily for a couple years >go overseas for more years >can't keep up with UFC because work >now back in USA >barely recognize any fighters >have to watch Andrei Arlovski lose to Overheem >Keith Jardine no longer fights (never great to begin with) >They were my two favorite fighters >only fighter I've seen in more than one fight is Karolina Kowalkiewicz >Think she's a pretty good fighter, not sure she would beat Joanna Jędrzejczyk
So question is, should I try to catch up on everything that has happened in the last 8 years, or just say fuck it and watch from now onward?
Gavin King
I am happy for back
Owen King
Just say fuck it Watch the fighters you like, the most exciting fights, and the fights that got the current champions their belts, and just watch from here on
