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stuff that happened today:

rumours about pootinho to psg for £46m (kek)
giggs to leave manure because he actually wants to manage instead of being a leech for every single manure manager
villa appoint di matteo
koeman may or may not be going to everton
leicester sign zieler
sunderland bid £11 million for diafra sakho
bartra will probably go to dortmund for 8 million euros
slade has left his position as head of football at cardiff to probably go to charlton

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fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/marc-bartra-to-join-borussia-dortmund
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>no gf to user fc news

another summer alone it is then

Club football when

how do we stop koeman from going to everton lads

southampton don't deserve this punishment

A U O T J M T L S ?

>tfw no Tracer gf

>no staylor

It's your own fault lad. Your top girls prefer real men.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2218451/Emma-Watson-doubts-date-British-man-again.html

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tfw no gf

>feminist cunt
>top girl

pick one m8

>>feminist cunt
Please remember that /trans/ is a feminist community.

Why are thunderstorms so comfortable

FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona
[BREAKING NEWS] @MarcBartra to leave @FCBarcelona More info soon #ThanksMarc #FCBLive

was bartra ever good

sold to dortmund

who knows, but his last 4 managers (poop, tito, martino, enrique) left him in the bench. I would have kept him

is that a sneeze

>you can hear thunder in the distance
>it's starting to smell like it's going to rain soon
>you can hear the first drops of rain
>suddenly it starts to rain heavily and you feel like the world is about to end
>it stops and there's beautiful silence and that after-thunderstorm smell
>mfw
I sometimes also listen to thunderstorm field recordings.

Avb to Southampton

Inter about to get (another,new) chink owner and interested in Yaya
Juve is interested in Kovacic
Napoli stopped to try to sign Vrasajlko because he's very close to join Atletico

rest in peace my homie tito

No

What happened to the Norwegian one? Thorofin or something?

There's a field recording general on /out/

at least he enjoyed winning a league in his last year, rip in peace

I agree, but at the same time, trepidation of a power surge to fry my computer.

oooooohhhh

>Norwegian
wut? He is from Thailand. It turned out he isnt as rich as it seemed and failed to improve the situation of the club so he gave up

Could be he's just never gotten the chance to prove himself. Could be that the reason for that, is because he's shit. I guess we'll see next season.

Kicker were the first to get a Dortmund rumour right. Been a while since that's happened.

Another child. Why do Dortmund do this?

hahahahahahha

arsenal have gone for vardy's release clause

Huh, nice. Thanks for the info.

Does it happen regularly? I think it's been ages since that happened here.

he's like 25

He's 25. That being said SportBild are saying their other transfer targets that are close to completion are a 22 year old and two 18 year olds.

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adriano from barcelona to lazio, not official yet

not very wenger-like to go for one season wonders

meanwhile, Ronaldo makes his debut in WWE
twitter.com/realmadrid/status/738792385740607488

DDL

Was he ever a starter for any period of time though?

/confirmed/ here:
fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/marc-bartra-to-join-borussia-dortmund

twitter.com/StuartJamesGNM/status/738791141663989760

CHAT

twitter.com/StuartJamesGNM/status/738791141663989760?s=09

Understand that Arsenal have triggered the release clause in Jamie Vardy's contract. Leicester still determined to keep hold of him.

wot

13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-JYK.mkv

Not watching though

>SIIIIIIIIIUU

wenger should throw the kitchen sink at vardy

300k/w

only thing i remember from him desu

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his missus would make him take that

what? what????

>SIIIIIIIIIUU

we should have a /trans/ plugdj tbf

never a starter but he did get quite a few minutes, ~1800 per season until the last one where he only got 800. He could be good but he's too soft

Lads, we should uphold the tradition of OC in the OPs of /trans/

It was such a nice part of last summers /trans/ season

Vardy won't suit Arsenal at all the clause must be cheap

GOod move by Arsene Vardy is twice the player Giroud will ever be.

>fast as fuck
>lethal finisher
>hard working

would suit any team desu, literally the english suarez

wenger doesnt give a fuck anymore he's just going for meme magic to win him the league

Vardy is 29 years old. Doesn't seem like a Wenger signing.

he'll be warming the bench lads

why did leicester sign zieler
what's wrong with schmeichel

shiet it's true, what a faggot wenger is

he's basically welbeck with more meme and giroud slows down their attack too much

£22m
twitter.com/ed_aarons/status/738792022732050432?s=09

off to barca once ter stegen goes to city

wew

that's silly
there's no way schmeichel is going to barca

imagine what mahrez is gonna go for

What is wonga playing at

I would have expected vardy to stay but it must be a huge increase in wages and his last contract. More memes for next season

i said wenger should sign vardy last summer desu

bet he feels like a right mug for not listening to me

What logical reason is there for a player not to want to stay at Leicester and play cl? Just money?

Why not, do it.

yeah, only way i can see him going is for a big payday

he's 29 and played a large part of his career in non-league, there are much worse players who have far more money

money and the top club experience

Money and not being sure if the team will be able to perform similarly next season.

>go for a player
>player says yes
>tell to the fans that you tried but couldn't get the player you wanted, anyone else on the market isn't as good as the players you already have

I was hoping he'd stay and Lester would do a Forest

Oh well

NO N NO NONO NO NO FUCK THIS DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

He's 29, chav scum and his wife is a gold digger

Of course he's going

how much of a shitstorm will it be when he flops for arsenal?

AHAHA THEYRE IN MELTDOWN GET IN HERE AND LAUGH/BOO THESE CHOKERS

>MarcBartra
It's gotta hurt when you play central defender, and yet Barcelona still want to buy a central defender.

I'm not sure he fits arsenal's style

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Who will Leicester replace him with la?

>#ThanksMarc

for what? What has he even done? He is literally a useless cunt, I'll never thank any professional footballer for doing their job on a stupid amount of money. People that need thanking are people who work goes unnoticed such as junior doctors who work overtime and save many people's lives for no reason other than their love for their job and humanity.

Fuck thanking footballers and fuck Jeremy Hunt whilst I'm at it.

Do people actually think this is happening?

Why?

trying too hard mate

just calm down and use your /brit/ patter, it's much more subtle and effective

SIGN SHIT GET BANGED

walcott in the mahrez deal

He scores goals

He fits any style

you just know arsenal fans will ruin the chat shit get banged meme

>le it means it will le happen

same with suarez

ahmed musa

well worth it

Is this going to be the meme rumour of the season?

i'm literally triggered by #ThanksMarc

he deserves nothing and it's not even like FCB care either they just wanted to get rid of deadwood. There are going to be arabs tweeting thanksmarc even though he has done fuck all to their life.

I'm actually starting to think football is a tool to stop class conciousness developing. I bet there's loads of kids out there who think they can make it as a footballer when in reality they have no fucking chance. This paragraph is irrelevant whatever.

Fuck thanksmarc tho

the signing of le spray the ball wide man makes sense now.

>vardy
>ozil
>sanchez
>ramsey

probably the best front 4 in world football

>ahmed musa
wew