/brit/ also /bet/

>Welsh """banter""" edition
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Bold thread >Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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gentle reminder Elin is live on british television screens as we speak

I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.

>Implying that article isn't completely made up by an arsenal fan trying to be funny

Euan being fooled by Londeners again sub-edition

IBT on Skallagrimur edition

>Much better team here and Skalla are fielding a strong team. Well coached and in shape. KB fielding a bit weak team here and form will come in to play 2nd half

>Just the other day there was a message from Joe Allen taking the mickey out of one of the other guys about his haircut.

>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face

>And I know I also have a beard so I think that’s check-mate, Joe!

>put in the crying with laughter emoji in another message

>Gareth, you have a big white arse’, and now everybody calls him ‘WhiteArse’

Banter level: SURREAL

>It’s a bit much for you to criticise somebody’s haircut when you have a beard which is like having a haircut on your face
Top kek

how can you go from this

youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

to

?

>/brit/
full of retards

>/bet/
full of retards with gambling addictions

hm, i can see this working.

Reminder that all Arsenal fans need to be grouped together in a confined area and made to fight to the death.The remaining supported is to then be shot.

>Need an Albania goal like air

fuck off lanky cunt

Down spastic

angry manlet detected.

?

The risk is the reward

fuck off not today

>Colombia

How's it feel to be a traitorous swine lad?

Albania pls

losing my head on the South Africa game. bracing myself for big losses.

>no Skallagrímur corner markets
zzzzz

Cocaine life bruh

>I'll match every £10 sent to Juveguy for the next 30 minutes.

sent him a tenner right away, please keep to your word

What are you on about Mohamed?

>fractional odds
Only marginally better than American odds

France -2 waiting to be smacked

2/7 that my rash turns out to be measles.

post pic

>he never had an mmr

...

Mate i did, but i had german measles a few years ago as an adult as well. Idk whats going on.

P.s. UP on Ukraine

>rash

pmsl hypochondriac
whack some e45 on there and it'll be gone

>having Austism

Do traders get paid based on how well they price up games?

Refuse to believe this France game ends 1-0

bitterly embarrassed by South Africa's performance. apartheid WHEN?

Is Euan paid now? Where do I send my greasy NOKs?

No.

No need for the attitude mate

Euan will go paid for a month until he's bored of tipping to 5 people. Then he'll open his account up again so he can enjoy the attention of the masses.

>MLB changing his profile pic to juveguy's

pmsl is this man deranged?

This. The boy is so dense and starved of attention that he publicly tipped a palp that could have cost him thousands. He STILL hasn't followed the other shrewd trips in figuring out that tipping is -ev.

See

autism

Unibet new site layout is a mess desu

just gotta give up with that game. stop retipping. you're doing better with the T20s

IBT IBT IBT IBT IBT

In what world does Colombia dnb lose

this one

Remain slowly drifting back out again, going to have another special on it if it reaches 1.5

Reminder that you will NEVER be as witty as Chris Finch

No one is going to vote remain you moron. It's only favourite cause it's the "safe" choice.

PMSL. AS Level Politics student detected. Please just have sex.

H A T E the french

I think you should have sex instead of sperging out lad.

Take off your North Face gilet, turn the rugby off, stop worshipping Clarkson, remove the Boris poster from your wall, delete your statuses about faceless Eurocrats and taking back the country and please just have sex.

Stop trying to be such a fucking plastic roadman you wetwipe

So so easy to get nibs from the kiddies these days, not sure why I still bother.

Only just noticed the chuffing CSL has started back up. How many millions is everyone up this season?

0 because you haven't been spoon-feeding me tips you mong

>>>/heem/

First week of fixtures was over before I realised

None of them have been in Asia lid

shrewdie detected

the absolute state of TT. shake my head

>Euan going private
PMSL

In tears. M-maybe waiting a few weeks so they know how to price it

Don't kid yourself friend

hi guys who should I bet on to win the NFL next season?

No Toronto Croatia = No bald match fixing man

The glory days are over lad

Colts. Its coming home m8.

this poster is pathetic and clearly still a virgin.

aren't you the super fat guy that nobody likes? why haven't you commited Sudoku yet?

>that nobody likes?

nah i'm quite popular in /brit/

Since the CSL is now a 100% clean and legit league, my research suggests both away teams are value tonight. I will be conversing with my contacts to get as much as possible (£25) on these bets.

LOL :D

England to beat Spain in the darts is a bankroll job lads

mirin those 2s friendo

wew didn't even notice

made my day tbqh

up mums x

c-can SA still win?

No one excited about Copa America?

Da bears

what is the CSL?

crying to myself. went large

Taking bets lads

COPA AMERICA
USA vs COLOMBIA
Kick off time
Before 18:45 local time @2.1
After 18:45 local time @1.8

Czechoslovakian League

is there really no hope left? r-reffocs?

Tempted to put a cheeky tenner on SA

yeah, migth do that myself as well. west indies are still a god awful team that can still get all out under 150. not gonna tip it though

wickets WHEN?

>czechoslovakia

>Bovada carrying with limits of up to $500
FREEDOM

*laughs*

Can Canadians use Bovada?

Pretty sure they can. I know that bodog is owned by the same company and Canadians can use that

Are South Africa actually bowling well or is it just ultra conservative bat-out-the-overs?

They might be fixing for that then. Do you know if they have had last weeks games inplay?

Didn't see them. Their inplay for football is typically mainstream shite

As an American with Colombian background I've seen all the USA and Colombia matches in the past few years, and I have to say people are having a LAUGH placing these odds.

They are underestimating like absolute madmen the support the US will have, and overrating all the Colombian meme players when their best wins have been at home at 3PM with murderous sunshine in the mountains against the two worst away teams in South America.

USA +0.5 (or double chance in britbong terms) seems like a fucking steal, yes even at 1.63.