Milky Way League

>Milky Way League
>Team Earth beats Team Saturn
>Team Jupiter wins the championship

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>implying Team Venus isn't on a fire win streak
they'll win the league on the last day lads

>Team Pluto gets relegated

>Jupiter
>relevant
>thinking mass is everything

>Venus
>Relevant
This isn't 2176 anymore

>i rate Neptune

Jupiter most bandwaggoned team

WEAR THE GAS
WEAR THE BROWN

>Team Pluto gets invited
>Team Ceres doesn't

Is this our year lads?

>I rate Uranus because it has won the league for first time

>Solar System
>relevant

No one that close to """""""""""Alpha"""""""""" Centauri will ever win the championship.

/pluto/ here. Hasn't been fun being a fan since we got relegated. But >we'll be back.

Which part of Neptune are you from pal?

>tfw TSUU still stat padding against transneptunians just to disappear against gas giants

I agree with this user, I have all the Uranus swag.

Now that Earth is out, who should I bandwagon Sup Forums?

>Implying anyone else even stood a chance

C'mon bros

>beats everyone

Oh hey what up Milky Way

>Milky Way League
>all teams are from the Sol system

Fucking Americans man. This just like the "World Series".

Who's ready for the Earth-Mars derby?

>Implying the Orion Arm division champion isn't just going to be blown out by the Galactic Nucleus conference
Lebron thinks he has it easy playing for Earth, but he'll never win the big one playing against scrubs all year

>PLANETLETS

IF YOURE NOT IN THE BIG 4 YOURE MOON-TIER

ENJOY YOUR RELEGATION LIKE PLUTO

WHO /LIFELONG/ SATURN HERE? COUNT THE RINGS BITCH

Who else /sun/ here?

that picture is terrifying

My wife's son is from Mars but being from Earth myself, I'm a bit torn on who to root for. I don't want to upset him or his dad.

What part of Saturn are you from m8?

Titan here

The Tritonian Gorge lad

Neptune confirmed for GOAT at water skiing

>it's orange

Mars confirmed for never winning anything

I was born in Alpha Centauri but my mum's husband comes from Jupiter, is it ok for me to support Jupiter? I've been supporting them for over 2,500 earth years so I'm not a bandwagoner

U R ALL FAGGOTS

t. Uranian

WE WUZ ALIENS AND SHIT

Pluto is worse than Ceres now.

Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Daily reminder that if you weren't a fan of Saturn before 2199 you're a bandwagon fan

I've got a season ticket for Pluto home games but I don't get down there too often because it costs over 500 billion dollars for a flight now

Bloody tories

>Starlets
not even once

Careful not to explode there, Supernovahmed.

All these fucking plastics in this thread. Born and raised on Earth and supporting other planets.

Canis Majoris lifelong here, m13. I was in the youth team having gang battles against UY scuti's Ballas before you guys discovered them

Lifelong Venus fan here
go morning stars

fuck off

>mfw someone tells me who their favorite player is and its an alien
When will this meme end

Apologize.

ZZZZZEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGGGG

yeah but can any of these beat the US team? didnt think so

AND BLLLLLLLOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

is an dwarf planet a planet?

Who supporting /yourmumFC/ for the Ameriverse Cup? Biggest mass in the known universe. How can we compete with this?

Solar system confirmed most competitive league
Andromeda is a one team galaxy

When will this myth end that Earth is a big club? They've hardly won anything.

Don't bring up population. Mars would have the same population as Earth if it had that much water.

>tfw you were born on shitty earth and get dominated by alpha saturnians

we can't even win the earth-moon derby for fucks sake

kek
>mars
WWTL?

>Earth wins Milky Way League
>Doesn't even make it to the quarterfinals of The Universe Championship

What's the point?

>tfw Io supporter

>The planetarian team must be formed by at least a 70% of multiculturality
>Bring the entire German city-state to it
No surprise there

Io is just a smokescreen for Morata

>tfw your wife's son supports a gas giant

a son should always support his mother

Europa's up next, really want to pump them!

fucking moon bandwagoners
Moon football isn't real football

>Implying Callisto couldn't take on Mercury easily

>not watching league Andromeda


Fucking yuropoors

>not being a true fan of your local team that will never get promoted like team ceres

You're an Earthling, dumbfuck.

Can someone explain this Earth isn't a big club meme? We have the most trophies.

>tournament mvp

who has the best jerseys? I say Earth.
gotta stick with that classic green-and-blue.

Watch out for Uranus. Could prove tight in the end.

Trophies from the late 21st century don't count since there were only 6 teams

Typical earthling going back to history
Live in the now!

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Uranus will bottle it like they always do.

Is Ayyron Lmaoerson Elite?

>Who Oort Cloud here?

>perrenial whos
>once in a long while find a way to go deep into the system

>Zeible has equalized for Io in the Jupiter Moon Derby
>Mars are looking at Earthling center back Rylan Seaver from Mercury CF

I fucking hate that my team is stuck in the outer system league. Fucking Kuiper Belt Clockers piss me off every year with their shit ass signings.

>Absolute GOAT

Team supermassive Black hole goes unbeaten shutting out every team, loses in championship

Dizaak Zairchonqed got you going backwards

Born and bred on the ice moon io.
my dad was their physio when they won the Solar System cup in 2993

2-5
Asteroid jones
Loses finals again BTFOOOOOOOOO BY THE HALEY COMETS

>TFW Betelgeuse supporters won't stop bullying you

It's because they won the Orion league for 5 eons in a row and they won't let go of it I'm guessing?

>Orion league
>relevant in the age of Aquarius

pick one

I wasn't saying shit about the Orion league being relevant now. I'm saying Betelgeuse fans are deluded because they still think the Orion league is still relevant

>mfw my xeno girlfriend says she supports mercury because she thinks Zlanioy Xlongio has cute tentacles
What should I do lads

>93 Trillion credit offer accepted for martian Left Winger Ethoo Iqer from Jupiter
>Deizel Aafflakker gives IO the lead over Europa: 2-1
>Aquarius league CEO arrested for space tax fraud
>

Who do you support?
Also, you should try and grow your species equivalent of Mercurian Tentacles

What part of Earth are you lads from?

Sorry m8 I get triggered anytime I feel that a Betelbitch fan is about to start yapping about how good their team was even though no other team in the league even won a Copa del Quark

>try to debate a saturnian
>they can't go more than 30 seconds without saying 'COUNT THE RINGS EARTHLING'

>mfw I just realised the only way all humans will get along is if alien immigrants exist

wew lads the comet aliens just signed starting pitcher ngc 2443

>be martian
>get run over by a rover

I don't think this semen-slurping """"""planet"""""" is for me, lads.

I'm not even close to Orion (Io fan)
COME ON THE ICE MOONS!

You mean a war

>tfw no championship is 52 million years
It sucks senpai wish I wasn't a Pluto fan