Name one notable sporting accomplishment by this """"""""""""country""""""""""""

Name one notable sporting accomplishment by this """"""""""""country""""""""""""

They shot that one dude after he scored an own goal.

They had a divegrass player with big hair in the 1980s.

O robozinho

just try to imagine if /sp existed in 1994

Two baseball world cups

most metric tons of cocaine shipped into florida.

Edgar Renteria was the World Series MVP in 2010.

>that time murrica got btfo so hard by colombia the mods had to delete the thread

They gave Canada it's 1st and only Gold Cup in the early 2000s.

is drug trafficking an sport?

they probably won the Copa America at least once
they produced top meme players like Higuita and Valderrama
they are pretty good at cycling

that's it

Their cocaine has ended many, many degenerate athletes' careers/lives.

That's an accomplishement.

>5-0

gorgeous grills

if they're not darkies

They were GOAT in This is Football

Jose Quintana is the best pitcher in the American League

Nairo Quintana 2016 tdf winner

not even the best pitcher on his team, la

he is though. Better ERA than Sale two years running now, and he's consistently great, always gives the team a shot to win. Sale is a lot more streaky and throws some shitters once in a while, and Sale gets more praise than he deserves because of muh strikeouts.
Q just has the worst luck, horrendous run support. This year he leads the league in ERA on an above .500 team and he's 5-5 anyway. 4th year in a row he's in the bottom 10 of the league in run support

Didn't Atletico Nacional win a Copa Lib?

In my FM save. I managed to sign 3 wonderkid Colombians in 2017. Only one wasn't a regen.

In the first world cup, they all got into the team (they're 19-20) and they got to the final only to lose 4-0 to Germany. Germany didn't even have a top player, USA won that award.

So, they're good in my save!

Dude Colombia is a pretty banging sports country.

They have soccer, sure, but know what sports they punch way above their weight in?

Cycling and Motorsports.

Fucking based Juan Pablo Montoya has won races in Formula 1, Indycar, and NASCAR. He won the Indy 500 last year for his second time, but the story of the first time is very awesome:

>Despite public warnings from two-time Indy 500 winner Al Unser, Jr. claiming that if a driver does not respect the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the place "will bite you – hard" Montoya shrugged off the advice claiming that all four corners were exactly the same and that the track required less attention than the road courses in the CART series and in European racing.

>In the event, the Colombian led 167 of 200 laps and claimed top honours at the end of the 500-mile (800 km) race, taking an easy victory on his first attempt.

Colombia is not a small country, they don't punch above their weight in any sport. maybe they punch slightly above their overall interest level, you might include baseball in that as well.

but far below their weighted interest level in soccer, which is all they truly care about

Though I hear cycling is decently big there, so probably below their weight there since they've never really done anything that great

Colombia is the Finland of the Americas in terms of motorsport. There were three Colombians in this year's Indy 500, dude. There have been several Colombian F1 racers, all the way back to the 1970s.

In cycling, I gather it's a mountainous country so they put out good climbers.

And yes, I agree, they underperform in soccer but the thread isn't about rankings or relative performance, it's about great sport achievements. And winning the Indy 500 two fucking times is awesome. So is winning the Monaco GP.

Yeah is a shame that we really only care about futbol, when we are better in sports like baseball or cycling, we even have two world cups in baseball and great players like Renteria or Cabrera, at least cycling is popular again

No f1 championships.
No f1 team
No achievement worth remembering

>He lost to Schumi so well!

RENEEEEEEEEEEE

>not speed skatting
dissapointing niggas.

more than one decade where the only winner is colombia.

12 WC.

nobody can stop us.

Cocaine olympics

Best colombian player tbqh

pretty sure you already beat us at that

top tier cycling waifu

how can the rest of the world compete with us?

does colombia even send athletes to the winter olympics?

dude, we're an equatorial country.

I dunno, but we have cold parts and could afford I think people who train in mountains.

If you're OP, see

speed skating is pic related

Their women are hot as fuck to be desu. I went to Bogota for work last year, and the standard over there is top notch.

dunno.

the proper name (wikipedia) is: inline speed skatting.

you can google that.

since 1997, there's no top 4 without colombia, and since 2000 there's only 3 times we're not the WC winner.

number one in chaturbate hookers

Knew a qt colombian chick. She was nice.

High-level banter, m8. You faggots are worse than redditors. Enjoy the game, everyone.

go to sleep, roberto

Yeah and he was regarded at the biggest threat so Schumi, too, until fucking Ron Autism got on his case for bringing donuts to the mechanics.

>tfw it's not an olympic sport

what is this?

speed inline skatting.

chicano de mierda a quien carajo le importa esos deportes de mierda

CHICANO
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Me gusta mucho el automovilisimo.

I used to watch a lot of NASCAR and I hate racism and closed mindedness so I automatically root for whoever is the most minority so I always rooted for Montoya.

Now I watch Formula 1 then indycar then NASCAR.

So in other words, rollerblading?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Que respuesta de mierda.

dunno the name, we call it simply skatting.

hosted a Copa America no one wanted to go to and won it

why are all the bitches in colombia made of plastic? literally fake tits and ass everywhere

Winning the giro d'italia 2014, friendo

Well you're a negative nancy. Are you pregaming your anger for when Uruguay loses big in the copa? OR are you just jealous because your worldwide sporting record is even shittier than Colombia's?

Why the duck do you
1)Assume everyone can understand what you're saying
2)Hate your own people?

Seriously you duck, not everyone who's into soccer in America is Hispanic. I don't get the CHI hate, you are aware those CHI are your own people, right? Ethnically the same as you are Pedro

And the rest of the world uses English, not Spanish senpai, shitpost all you want but at least let me understand wtf you're saying.

nigga, it's 4:20 PST

lol
19 international title shitty
and yes, all that counts is futbol

Se llama futbol.
No entendes el odio a los chilenos porque chilenos porque sos un ignorante y encima no entendés el idioma.
It's a Copa America thread. Learn the language faggot.

time for your siesta, then

19 titles? You listing your Kirin Cup appearances in there, pal? LOL

Is Falcao the GOAT colombian? I don't know any colombians from a long time ago except for Valderama and Escobar

it's game time, homie. Who the fuck do you think I am? Some Mexican? A Spaniard? Are you a fat Midwesterner by chance? Your grammar suggests that you aren't a Southerner.

Si si yo hablo espanol. El perro Es negro. Dos tacos y una cerveza, por favor. Yo soy de estados unidos, y tu? Es azul mi color favorito. La mujer Es guapa. Gustaria viajar a Estadio Santiago Bernabeu y ver al TSUUU

It's not even that difficult, but this is a fucking int board. It actually is an American board. Please be nice and viva largo Chile! Gracias mi general!

Says the country that only wins Copas de Oro con los Mejicanos.

he was.

I think after his injury he hasn't been able to get to his prime.

right now the current GOAT scorers are hames, cuadrado and latelly baca.

I lol'd to this.

They shot that one guy after he scored an own goal. So #1 in friendly fire until the Iranian national team beheads a player for not praying in the 75th minute

Jesus fuck we've won more medals at Olympics than every other country in this thread combined.

Not to mention back-to-back world war champs.

>country with 10 or 20 times the other countries population that has all the best training and millions of money
>why you're shit

the only country that could beat you is china.

deja la vela mi amigo

>we
>somehow this means im a winner and their accomplishments are mine
wew laddie

Where your leaf go? Third world shithole Canada?

Cocaine

Uhh..

FARC

Er...

More Cocaine

>tfw Canada apologized because peru complained canada flag was stolen from peru
you can't make this shit up sempai.

Tas en pedo. Hace un rato dije que pizco era peruano y me decís esto, amigo? El pizco es chileno ahora.

Fast kidnapping.

Eating cockroaches

>we

...

It was actually a Sup Forums false flag. It didn't happen. Good luck tonight backwards Armenia. Should we be worried about Paraguay?

That's turkey.

the only non meme teams are brazil, argentina, uruguay, colombia, ecuador.

the rest are even weaker than ecuador.

paraguay is just a mid tier team at the level of Peru.

The women's water Polo world Cup is more prestigious than that

It´s not in the olimpics games
yet but maybe someday.

El pizco ahora es chileno. Confirmed by satanic trips.

Colombia is the best country by a mile in speed skating. world champion multiple times and the best skaters are colombian

>meme sport

yep. it is what it is.

Baseball World Cup? I though it was World Series.

I thought Ecuador was quite a meme. Isn't independente del Valle from there?

Are you a based Atletico fan?

>ecuador
>colombia
>non meme

The only non-meme teams are
Mexico
Brazil
Argentina
Uruguay
that's it holmes.

Fuck Mexico, go the fuck back.

yes, pablo bought it once.

congolombia

Only because Cuba or Japan is more relevant than you, right?

I'm talking about the current NT, not the overall history.

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>tfw when almost all Colombiano players are black, yet out of all Colombianos I met while I lived in NY were not black.

Why is that, my dear macri voter?

Everybody knows that Columbia is the true spelling.

blacks are the superior sport race, why they should go to something they're not naturally gifted?

it's like asking why chinese go to STEM.