/heem/: matt hamill edition

Upcoming events:

6/3: UFC 199 weighin - [Starts at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]

6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 12 PM EDT, 9 AM PDT, 5 PM BST]

6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: (You) (Cross-thread)

News:

>Kevin Lee replaces Stevie Ray to fight Jake Matthews
mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11848330/stevie-ray-out-kevin-lee-in-against-jake-matthews-at-tuf-23-finale

>Joanna Jedrzejczyk unhappy with how she is being shown on TUF 23
mmafighting.com/2016/6/3/11848950/morning-report-joanna-jedrzejczyk-is-unhappy-with-how-she-is-being

>Mackenzie Dern gets opponent
mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11845154/mackenzie-dern-gets-opponent-for-mma-debut-at-legacy-fc-58

>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199

>Clay Guida wants to be on Donald Trump's security detail
mmamania.com/2016/6/3/11850648/trump-2016-ufc-199-featherweight-wants-security-detail-donald-trump-presidential-election

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schaub

Schaub

>mfw somebody says a cuss word

Conor McGregor

Bryan

Post yfw Bisbing deletes Rockholds chin

ngannou

Good meme and doubles

oh god here we go

>tfw linked the wrong thread again

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Based.

Caraway

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Francis

Ngannou

>Brazilians

HEIL SCHAUB

real previous thread here

Real thread btw

Brazillian BTFO DJ

>this repetitive rambling spic

Let's just stand and trade shots like men. No wrestling, no Jiu Jitsu just straight up manly fighting.

>there are """people""" itt that don't want Rockhold to lose

Dude is you serious?

>My question to you is
>Uhhh
>There's a lot of competitors
>So my question to you is...
>Uhhhh
>My main question is...
>Uhhhhhhh
>Do you wanna rematch with Dom?

>GGG BTFO

will he ever recover?

>openly admitting you have a bum knee

Put the house on bisping for red panty night

Does anybody like this format of OPs?

>Flag
>Wanting a Brit to win

Are you this cucked Argentina?

You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass - wat do?

When are weigh ins?

I just want Rockhold to win so my boy can have his rematch.

Be careful

t bh brits are pretty ok people, the falkland war was all a ruse

Very carefully pretend I didn't notice.

try to get out before he blows himself up

>events
>news
>old thread
what would you change

Be very careful

Weidman purposefully injured himself so he can fight in New York. Believe you me I will be in attendance for that fight, it's much more appealing than "Bisping vs. Weidman"

It looks like a mess

is there a press conference going on

>girlfriend

oblique kick to the knee

not specific enough m8
are you just rusing me

WHEN ARE WEIGH INS

No, I'm telling you what it is. It looks awful everytime. You should cut those events down by at least half.

stram starts in just over one bong

are they doing the full thing just for show?

Lose the parenthesis you don't need em
Just do a dash between the card number and main event if you feel it's really necessary like this
UFC 199 - Rockhold vs Bisping

Also you can take off the smaller shows desu, no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta.

I'd focus on making it more compact and precise.

Hey

>54%

Got something to say Luke?

Come on finish your sentence

>no one gives a shit about pancrase, Titan FC, or even invicta
>I don't give a shit so nobody does

THERE'S

I-I'm a samurai....

Im a samurai

can't wait to see how bodied up Luke looks at the weigh-in 2bh

>I care about pancrase and Titan FC so everyone should

>this aggressive autism
You should learn to take criticism better

ho

lets go

Anyone in New Jersey?

hhehehehhe this really explains alot :)

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>luke is the new era of clean fighters according to some literal who journalist

the natty king

Daily reminder that you can never be careful enough

MMA journalists are literally the bottom of the barrel of human intelligence

There is nothing worse than an online critic.

Was France ever careful?

Especially if you are a white german girl in new years eve

I feel like it's kind of hard to write in-depth speculation about something as crazy as the fight game. Anything can happen in the cage. It's like trying to analyze a dice roll.

Look into my eyes liddle man

no

aye joost put my hand on hees neck and I bent heem ovah

Why is this guy the most alpha person to ever live

if dis was a different toim I would invade his favela on horse back and kill anyone who wasn't fit to work

Is Conor on the spectrum?

How did he get away with this racism?

>kill
>not keel

did not conserve energy desu

Will bispings eye ever heal up? I kinda feel for him.

Be the judge

It's more of a nationalism thing

He called RDA a spic but it completely flew under the radar

brazil isn't a race

It's like they're stuck in the mud awmost

No, it's forever. Kinda shitty for Luke to use it for banter. It'd be like Jones calling Hammil a deaf motherfucker.

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>gets btfo every day of his life
>alpha

Actually Bisping can have it fixed, he just has to wait until he retires Because of the possibility of it getting fucked up again. You can't get a license to fight most places if you've even had lasik surgery before.

>Has a sissy voice
>Has been KO'd stiff a number of times in his career
>Secretly gay

Yeah alpha for sure Abdul

he is a self made multi millionaire and is one half of the most popular podcast in the world. stay jelly brah.

nypost.com/2016/06/03/muhammad-ali-in-worse-shape-than-earlier-hospital-stays-insiders/

>closing the offside eye
He AIN"T mah nigga.

shut the fuck up you fucking normie. you're no longer welcome here

Remember that we are all /heem/ bros

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Thats good then. Now he looks like he's wearing one of those cheap contact lenses for halloween you can buy on ebay.

Btw something tells me he'll win. He's one tough chav motherfucker. That knee right in the face from Anderson couldnt sit him down.

Thinking Bisping will win on heart alone is tantamount to thinking Paige Van Zant was going to beat Thug Rose.

I rewatched that fight today. I waited to judge that round until I'd seen the next one because I wanted to see how effective the knee really was since it was so late.

Bisping barley slowed in round 4 and 5. Anderson was giving him the business, but it's like the knee never happened.