Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox

Dingers already edition

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I was thinking how price was doing pretty well recently

well not anymore

It's the first inning, the Jays can only do damage in the first inning and then don't do anything after that against good/decent starting pitchers

Gonna be a lot of Sox dingers off the memeballer too

Do you guys ever get srprised by what a baseball player actually sounds like? I heard JBJ the other day and didnt realize hes a soft spoken monotone.

>2 run 1st inning

Well I'm done, I'm not doing 3 days in a row of this shit

June is gonna be rough for us unless our bullpen can fucking get a day off.

OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

is he Asian?

...

Is this the Ellen tred?

Wasn't Dickey gay raped or something?

he was molested by a woman babysitter or something

>linking to your own shitty post in the other thread

I'll stay here m8

Garbage that can't be found quickly through a catalogue search deserves to die

pretty sure it was a dude

>knuckleballers

remind me again why Russell martin can't just catch the knuckleball

...

Pretty sure they just use it to give Martin an off day

>Injuring Big Papi

Time for Price to throw 98 at Bautistas head

I miss Pedro so fucking much

>martin

>Price hitting any targets
K E K

yes

please keep the ellen posts limited to 2.5D at max

this was the image I used on facebook to post on that story about that smoking hot teacher who banged a 13 year old student and got pregnant

that kid will be the coolest guy in school

CAN EYE POAST LOODZ?

>its another dickey doesnt make it out of the first 2 innings episode

youtube.com/watch?v=EBpRWxKn1T0 i feel bad for Ortiz

Kek

>keking to a kek
Kek

Kek Kek kek

good job travis, no need to swing on any fastballs near the strikezone

nice strike zone there

Fucking Canada making 2 game threads. this is why we take your sports teams Canada, you dont know what you're doing

>2 outs already

firesale when?

>Umps routinely give Price a strike zone roughly the size of the sun
>He's still shit

>syndershit

lmao

>price
>unable to locate strikezone

>umps helping Boston
kek

Someone needs to teach him how to use google maps

time for dickshit to get fucking shelled and lose us this game in the first 3 innings

7-1
5.2 era

how is this possible with such shitty offense

>Xander
>below average defensive SS

Two hundred and seventeen United states dollars

>shitty offense

You mean the best offense in the MLB you fucking retard?

What is the average defensive SS? I thought all of today's SS were shit

So if Bradley still had his streak but went out on paternity leave would it end then if he missed those games?

>other thread is just a dickey shitpost
>"""""""""""""""""""""gamethread"""""""""""""""""""""
pick one

Boston is 1st in runs scored bruh

We all know you're chowing down of golden grahams, jose

>meme tier offense
>"""best""" in mlb

>Its a Sox go 1-2-3 for 6 innings episode

thole is supposed to be the knuckleball catching specialist

catching it isn't as easy as it sounds

the second dickey gets pulled martin will be in, just watch

Youre a moron

>best team average
>most runs and 30 more runs than the second place team
>best OPS
>best OBP
>best SLG
>not the best offense in the MLB

stop before you start

based buck only eats the finest quality
>yfw he calls his meals
>this piece of steak is a lil looper into my mouth

big papi is a bigger whinier than Bautista.

>Its a every Sox member gets injured episode

Stop I dont need to see this again

>can't beat them
>just hit them

BASED JOEY

>Bautista memeing his way on base

lol.

Why are you quoting all these stats when you can just use wrc+ you stupid cunt.

>claims best offense
>get cucked by birds from baltimore

Price is kill

>johnaldson

bucks is just getting fucking wasted 20 minutes before every game isnt he

Are these the fucking backup NESN announcers? They're fucking awful.

You mean split the series with the team above you in the standings?

>st louis that high in every stat with a team full of literall whos

hearty kek

Jesus how old are you?

it would be nice to have one pitcher

omg strike out already

jewnoldson working price's pitch count

at least hes working prices pitch count

inb4 pop up

Don't you mean pop out?

we literally do, Wright

can Lindsey teach clay to be decent at fucking ball

I'm not a Red Sox fan, but I'm used to the color guy with the really thick Boston accent.

Whoever's doing color commentary tonight is too busy choking on Price's dick to say anything meaningful, and has an annoying voice to boot. F.P. Santangelo-tier.

edwin will have 5 home runs tonight

first time in mlb history

cap it

How the fuck did Clay bag her?

lel

>Starting a pitcher who repeatedly practiced with most of Toronto's current players
FIRE FARRELL

>josh popupson

can he stop being a fag already and adjust?

>2+ popups every single fucking game is just a coincidence

>people litteraly thought blake had a week arm

eat your heart out

That's Dennis Eckersley you idiot

fire 3rd base meme coach for calling in bautista

>popupson popping up in any way a surprise

JOEY YOU FUCKING MORON WHY A SINGLE SCORES YOU FROM SECOND

Shut that semon demon up already

>outfield throw in a beer league park
>impressive
???????????

Not giving a cent to anything with Buchholz in it's name

>put out at third playing left field
>strong arm

I hope that's a joke

What's that white stuff on price's cap?

ISSUE WARNINGS FUCKIN BEAN BALL FIGHT HIM

We literally threw our catcher out there and told him to do his best so I thought that was pretty decent

Price aint making it six innings huh?

We're getting no- hit by R.A. "Cy Young" Dickey

>throwing at someone with exploding knees
Disgusting.

this

There are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.

tbqh with you joe

thank you based price saving our idiots from swinging on obvious ball 4s

Oh boy is the bullpen totally fucked, its the 2nd inning and he's hitting 60 pitches

Dumb warning tbqh

Ortiz?