6/3: UFC 199 weighin - [Starts at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 12 PM EDT, 9 AM PDT, 5 PM BST]
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy) 6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) 6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi) 7/1: ONE FC (TBA) 7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) 7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha) 7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2) 7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions 7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa) 7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson) 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko) 7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins) 7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA) 7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
>usada is so useless they probably wouldnt catch these guys if they signed today
Easton Miller
hey
Jacob Ramirez
ricardo slap a retard panini
Adam Butler
One day you may
Leave humanity behind
2 scoops of mutant whey c'mon
Eli Lee
andre pederneiras
Kevin Hall
Wealthy Wanderlei
Landon Perez
Seriously?
Cameron Campbell
anderson silva
Wyatt Nguyen
like a poor mans Bisping, with 2 eyes
Dominic Garcia
So apparently taking steroids turns your muscles into a fucking balloons and simultaneously puts a slick eyeliner and die your hair
Joshua Stewart
>that feel when you've been drinking
I could any of you.
Isaac Jones
Sorry England, going to have to wait a decade or 10 before you can get UFC gold
Austin Ward
don't drink it's terrible for you
Jayden Bennett
usada positive
Lucas Hall
I'd (you) first you mug
James Hall
I have tickets to 199 and I feel this gives me reason to tripfag for the weekend because my opinion holds more value than of yours. What say /heem/?
Jonathan Jenkins
>finally a guy i can wear heels around
Jose Scott
who cares what any of these retards think, i could heem all of them
James Bell
fuck off rory
Liam Davis
That's the booze talking.
Brody Martinez
>open /heem/ >no heems
Into the trash it goes
Charles Young
Do it and post pics you goof.
Although you'll likely be banned.
Colton Brown
Be banned for what?
Gabriel Carter
Tripfagging
Nathaniel Adams
Who this?
Justin Nelson
>its a brazil claims everyone is on PEDs episode
every single thread
Liam Foster
/heem/ is a trip free zone.
Michael Young
penne
Ryder Watson
FUCK YOU!
Connor Taylor
Cruz by UD is only -160
Fishy
Colton White
This is the closest we'll ever get to watching two silverback gorillas go at it in the cage. Just get 100 of these roided up guys and lock them in the octagon with Brock so we can finally answer that question.
This and always this. Once this rule gets overtaken, /Heem/ is dead.
Liam Torres
You mess with the bull and you get the horns.
Matthew Fisher
...
Tyler Gray
No, but I hope you have fun
Angel Harris
>tfw inflexible af can't even touch my toes
Hudson Brown
ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY IS IN THE HOUSE!
Blake Carter
>bleached blonde hair >barbed wire tattoo
Carter Ross
Does anyone still remember Conair McGregor?
Alexander Ortiz
Who /natty/ here? Remember >train all day >Joe Rogan by night >eat clean >workout >train in one martial art >also train bodybuilding in honor of Natty GOAT Sage Northcutt >no sex (women distract you from making gains)
Xavier Young
I also remember seeing a webm of Mark Hunt lightly tapping the blonde haired guy on the chin and him being completely heemed
Caleb Lee
...
Henry Gonzalez
Don't forget 3 bongs a day minimum
Blake King
I saw Joe Silva at a grocery store in Las Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
Tyler Clark
he was great, what happened to him, where is he now?
Dominic Martin
She unironically took her dog on the plane
Camden Perry
...
Lucas Baker
>>no sex (women distract you from making gains)
Easton Ross
Get that pedophile off of /heem/
Brandon Richardson
...
Jace Turner
>Chris "Cut My Life Into Peices" Tuchscherer
Joseph Allen
He probably got that from /fit/, the gayest board on Sup Forums.
Lincoln Rivera
...
Landon Brooks
...
Lucas White
See you fellas tomorrow for the fights
Mason Bell
>unironically caring THAT much about body image
you're right
Jacob Jenkins
sleep tight
Carter Cox
Fights soon brehs
John Howard
Damn she's looking old and busted
Kayden Sanders
Any of you gonna watch RFA with me? I love blazing bowls friday nights and watching AXS fights.
Landon Roberts
reading
Isaac Long
in the past 20 years the only thing i've read is message board comments
Cameron Diaz
It's illegal to post pictures of weed or other off topic stuff.
Just a heads up.
And yeah let's watch rfa, why not?
Hunter Nguyen
based nate
who's nick gonna fight?
Owen Gutierrez
>those meme names
Hunter Scott
Keep cracking jokes about how he looks like a Gears of War character need to grow up. But remember that Rich could beat the shit out of you and anyone you know. I doubt you guys could do any of the things you do. It isn't jiu jitsu,karate,boxing. It's fitness. IHe's trained MMA for a long time. He's strong too meaning if you tried to grapple him he'd fling you around a like a toy.
I'm watching Haywire on Fuse. Pretty shit movie to be honest. Gina's a bad actor. But that scene at the end where she's wearing the wetsuit... hnnngggg.
Juan Anderson
how much water do you drink per day for maximum gains?
Xavier Green
I smoke out of a beaker style glass on glass bong. Nothing fancy but it gets the job done. There's usually a stream cause Ausbro uses one.
Jayden James
Who gives a shit about gains. After hearing my buddy talk about kidney stones I try to drink 64 ounces a day minimum.
Cameron Powell
72 ounces MINIMUM
Alexander Cox
nice man, enjoy.
i forgot murica is playing colombia, i wanna see the memes desu
