What Went Wrong?

Just cuck my shit up pham

IT'S NOT FAIR

I blame our players. Klinnsy is doing as much as he can with the shit players that we have.
We need more Germans in this team.

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no talent

you guys need to start shipping your best 10yos to Spain ASAP

>hosting a tournament where the general public doesnt know the rules, players, or significance

we could win this tournament. and we still wouldnt give a shit about divegrass

Yeah yeah it's never Mr failed at Bayern/cheerleader for German NT meme man

Dont worry fellow patriots, the United States of America always wakes up in the second half to kick ass and bring FREEDOM.

We still have Pulisgod

We're not third world enough

NO ERA PENAL!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with real American sports

Take a good, long look at the reflection of yourself in that semen puddle and ask yourself went wrong with YOU

this shit literally happens in CONMEBOL all the time.

shit referring isn't anything new for south americans. USA just ain't acquainted.

You fucking drunk?

Posted the wrong badge op

Shit team, shit coach, shit (nonexistant) fans, shit history, shit country.

I was trying to be funny user, be nice, listen to this jerk who dont know the rules

WTF the old shield was better

>shit (nonexistant) fans

>implying

Quite nice desu. You just need to thicken the J and the T

how was that not a pk?

Noice! Saved.

Time to throw Pulisic on the field..

Are you watching this match? They are visitors everywhere but in Columbus.

murica needs a creative mf behind Zardes and Dempsey , Wood out and Nagbe in

this

i really hope we at least put up a fight in the second half

what about the based outlaws then?

jesus christ, now that is cringe worthy right there.

Thanks for saving it. I posted it a long ass time ago and no one liked it. :(

really are just as bad as those people from seattle or NYFC

>emojis
>supporting memensmann
They deserve to get destroyed by Congolombia.

and here i thought we were going to at least put up a fight in the second half.

jesus christ, we are terrible.

>the land of Dan Schneider

Nothing.

The US soccer team failing is exactly what this country needs to make the "soccer's the next big thing here" meme die.

JUST

You mean Dan "i'd soccer then i'd focker" Schneider?

How'd you like that 2 a 0, putos.

hey, why are you commenting that with that flag?
why dont you just fuck off to your third world country faggot.

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>pulishit

Pulisec was put on too late, there was poor marking on the first corner, and terrible finishing throughout the game

this logo sucks

man klingsmen needs to fucking go. what kind of team was that? why not at least put pullistic in he is the only one that actually has a future

the worst part was taking jones out and leaving bedoya in.
what the actual fuck was bedoya doing ?

>tfwno mommy gf to comfort me after the loss

;_;

Fuckingt iPhone I'm done with this shit fucking Steve jobs

But I'm American lad

kek

God I hate the American Outlaws. Our biggest support group that gets shown to the world the most is a bunch of cringe worthy dorks

Yeah no parent is ever going to say yes to that. Hell I've heard stories about parents pulling their kids out of academies and making their kids quit soccer because the coaches were "putting crazy ideas in their heads" like that they could turn pro and that they should stay in the acadamies or play abroad instead of going straight to college. I wish I was joking.

not enough germans

What if he became your coach?

Who? Larry David?

Who? Larry David?

Silly gringos. Divegrass is not your sport. Stick with handegg.

>the smell of mexican and fat american shoe sweat

It would curb my enthusiasm

Hey Europeans, this is one of the few main reasons we don't like soccer. Our fans are annoying as fuck.