/nfl/: TYYBC edition

GB:Jared Cook (foot surgery) sidelined for OTAs
PHI:Pederson: Sam Bradford will be Week 1 starter
NO:Saints to use Michael Thomas as 'big slot' WR
SF:Bruce Ellington working as 49ers slot WR
JAC:Jaguars lock up Hurns for 4 yrs, $40 million
GB:Jordy Nelson (ACL) calls himself game ready
SEA:Christine Michael on the roster bubble?
PHI:Wentz 'further along' than coach anticipated
CLE:Barnidge underwent sports hernia surgery Thu
FA:Report: Fitzpatrick willing to sign 1-yr deal
DEN:Broncos have 'concern' about OLB Ware's back
BUF:Sammy Watkins on timetable: 'Nobody knows'

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>pup memes

I want someone to end my painful existence

Please stop stealing memes from us.
-/hoc/ meme police

Chargers

>fitz still not the on the team
>geno will probably start
this doesn't help at all with my depression

make us

Nice singles, faggot.

either will be fine, you better hope they dont pay top dollar for fitz considering hes mediocre at best

You too spic

>image.jpg

lel

Gonna leave San Diego teamless :(

both of you shut the fuck up

>making fun of someone for posting on a phone
>while being tripfaggot

jej, kys you irredeemable shitstain

We'll still have the Podrace.

hey dude you mad at my trip? :^)

give me another (You) spic

>OBJ hanging out with the Kardashians

Why did the media have to hype up "muh catch" so much and turn OBJ into a superstar? He's turning into a diva of almost unprecedented levels.

I don't know about the Johnny-Come-Latelies but old school Giants fans won't tolerate this. Just like they didn't take Tiki Barber or Jeremy Shockey's antics.

whats wrong with the kardashians

>Jets
family rivalry
>49ers
I think the organization fucked over Alex Smith, who I like, by giving multiple coordinators through his tenure there
>Packers
because reasons
mostly irrational
Green and Yellow fucking suck as a color scheme

He's gay it's just a deflection stunt

Crawling in my skin
Lollololololololololol
"And the first pick of the 2017 nf draft goes to Salt Lake City chargers"
He's going to sign chill.
I have no godly clue. Eli regularly turns these guys into stars. Cruz or Hakeem hicks for example. Obj is pretty good. Like top 10 wr but they act like he's the best wr ever to grace the game.

Post madden lineups, lads

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> Post Early Super Bowl 51 Prediction and halftime performer

Colts vs Cardinals (if Palmer doesn't choke) or Packers
> Kendrick Lamar

actually just deleted mine but only played it for like a week

had lacy and brady on my team but normal

Dolphins vs. Redskins II
Taylor Swift

>Lollololololololololol

spot the redditor

Green Bay/patriots

Justin bieber (for sneak)

Pats/Panthers

I'd like to see Justin Timberlake desu. I can see them doing JT and putting in some other big names like Rihanna, Jay Z, or Fall Out Boy or some shit.

I literally have never been on reddit. Apparently you have.

>jags fan is a redditor

literally nothing surprising about that

Where does this come from and why

What are you talking about? I've never been on reddit. Is this some reddit joke?

Is this some reddit joke?

I'm forced to admit as a Giants fan that OBJ's the second best receiver in the league right now behind Antonio Brown. What Brown does in terms of playmaking after the catch is just unbelievable.

I personally can't wait to see Shepard in action. If Cruz is actually healthy the Giants will have a top receiving corps with OBJ/Cruz/Shepard/Tye.

>knows a lot of reddit
>makes fun of someone he thinks is on reddit
>????
>profit

> second best receiver

So Rodgers the first?

Anyone?

>redditor samefags


holy fuck my sides

Why not?

Best throw back jersey they need to bring back

>>>/Reddit/

TYBC

Post your projected starters for your team's offense and defense.

I'll start

Offense:
>QB: RG3
>RB: Duke Johnson, Isiah Crowell
>WR: Corey Coleman, Andrew Hawkins, Terrelle Pryor, Rashard Higgins
>TE: Gary Barnidge
>O-Line: Joe Thomas, Joel Bitonio, Cam Erving, John Greco, Shon Coleman

Defense:
>D-line: Xavier Cooper, Danny Shelton, Desmond Bryant
>LB: Emmanuel Ogbah, Demario Davis, Chris Kirksey (alternating with Scoob), Paul Kruger
>S: Ibraiheim Campbell, Rahim Moore
>CB: Joe Haden, Tramon Williams

Not those guys but you seem well aware of reddit...be quiet now

TYBC
Y
B
C

yeah you totally disproved those arent same fag redditors like yourself

>Raiders
QB: Carr
HB: Murray
FB: Olawale
WR: Cooper
WR: Crabtree
TE: Walford
LT: Penn
LG: Osemele
C: Hudson
RG: Jackson
RT: Watson until he gets injured, then Howard

DE: Autry
DT: Williams
DE: Edwards, Jr.
OLB: Mack
ILB: Heeney
ILB: Ball
OLB: Irvin
CB: Amerson
FS: Nelson
SS: Joseph
CB: S. Smith

K: Janikowski
P: King
LS: Condo
KR/PR: who cares, he'll be average at best

Who else /Tired and comfy/ cool breeze and no humidity don't even need my fan or ac

gn lads getting may gains sleep

I'll leave you with a thought and expect to see some (you) when I awake
>>What do you think will be Dez Bryant's last meal when he finds himself lost on /deathrowe/ this year?

He's gone you guys ;-;

f

F

reminder RGIII is winning comeback player of the year

they did

F

Remind me why the Puckers changed to those shit uniforms.

maybe something about bridging the gap between the current FO and Favre idk
also probably felt compelled to roll out a new one because of jewdells rules

honestly they look half decent to me but the last packers alternates with the brown helmets were one of my favorites

>NFL Network

>letting the thread get buried by Ali

>letting the thread get buried BEFORE Ali

ftfy :^)

>his color, mulatto
Truly, the most important note, so brave being born.

A back up NFL player may have died and we will never know because
>ALI

NFCS

Drew Brees -Passing- 445/662 (67%), 5120 Yards (7.7Y/A), 37 Touchdowns (5.6TD%), 15 Interceptions (2.3INT%), 99.5 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 26 Attempts, 35 yards (1.4Y/A), 1 Touchdown.

Cam Newton -Passing- 291/490 (59%), 3667 yards (7.5Y/A), 25 Touchdowns (5.0TD%), 12 Interceptions (2.5INT%), 90 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 122 Attempts, 645 yards (5.3Y/A), 7 Touchdowns.

Matt Ryan -Passing- 420/627 (67%), 4630 yards (7.4Y/A), 27 Touchdowns (4.3TD%), 15 Interceptions (2.4INT%), 93 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 29 Attempts, 101 yards (3.5Y/A.)

Jameis Winston -Passing- 340/545 (62%), 3950 yards (7.2Y/A), 26 Touchdowns (4.8TD%), 14 Interceptions (2.6INT%), 89 Passer Rating. -Rushing- 48 Attempts, 192 Yards (4Y/A), 3 Touchdowns.

Fact.

QB Kirk Cousins
RB Matt Jones
WR Pierre Garcon, Desean Jackson, Josh Doctson
TE Jordan Reed
LT Trent Williams
LG Spencer Long
C Josh LeRibeus
RG Brandon Scherff
RT Morgan Moses

DE Chris Baker, Ricky Jean Francois
DT Kedric Gholston
OLB Trent Murphy, Ryan Kerigan
MLB Keenan Robinson, Perry Riley Jr
CB Josh Norman, Bashuad Breeland
SS DeAngelo Hall
FS Dashon Goldson

Not too bad

good riddance

elite

youtube.com/watch?v=c9an_VWgKO4

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NFL Network is doing nothing but talking about Muhammad Ali. Fuck off. This isn't the Boxing Channel. I don't give a fuck about a dead nigger with a pedophile sandnigger name.

upboat

>first non-white to ever do anything
easily the most annoying meme in sports "accomplishments"

why are you posting your tripcode

>Steelers
QB: Roethlisberger
HB: Bell
FB: Nix
WR: Brown
WR: Coates
WR: Wheaton
TE: Green
LT: Villeneuva
LG: Foster
C: Pouncey
RG: DeCastro
RT: Gilbert

DE: Heyward
DT: McCullers
DE: Tuitt
OLB: Dupree
ILB: Shazier
ILB: Timmons
OLB: Harrison
CB: Gay
FS: Mitchell
SS: Davis
CB: Burns

Steelers/Seahawks
Drake

QB:Matt Stafford
RB:Ameer Abdullah, Stevan Ridley
FB:Michael Burton
TE:Eric Ebron
RT:Riley Rieff
RG:Larry Warford
C:Geoff Schwartz
LG:Laken Tomlinson
LT:Eric Decker

DE:Devin Taylor
DT:Haloti Ngata, A'Shawn Robinson, Gabe Wright
DE:Ziggy Ansah
OLB:DeAndre Levy, Josh Bynes
MLB:Tahir Whitehead
SS:Rafael Bush
FS:Glover Quinn
CB:Darius Slay, Quandre Diggs, Nevin Lawson, Alex Carter

so is Jared Cook already a wash for the season?

fuck

Oh shit WR. Knew I was forgetting something.

Golden Tate, Marvin Jones, Jeremy Kearse, Tj Jones

Did anyone have Ali on their death pool?

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>Eric Decker

>pats actually let this happen
my sides

I think the Steelers will use the nickel 60+% (2-4-5) of the time this year. Which would put the Defensive lineup as:

DT: Heyward
DT: Tuitt
OLB/DE: Harrison
OLB/DE: Dupree
ILB: Shazier
ILB: Timmons
CB1: Gay
CB2: Cockrell
CB3: Golson
FS: Mitchell
SS: Davis

Burns will have a slow start but will play major snaps by the middle of the season, so he'll probably rotate with Cockrell and Gay regularly by week 7 or 8.

He gets a couple a year. This shit still makes me laugh today.

I know that feel, Brady doesn't really get injured that easily so it's funny as shit to see him run.

whys the football season in autumn/winter and not summer?

I had Choklahoma winning the natty in my ded pool

Places like Miami and Tampa

>tfw G7 or Hackenberg

Because were fat and temps can get to 100° F easy.

first for repeat MVP

What can save the Jets?

fuck this nigger, he isn't a real football player, no heart.

Can newton last year was an anomaly. I expect him to regress, hard

More proof that you might as well not even try if you aren't one of the few teams who happened to win the QB lottery

>team captain
>team loves him
>gives football's to kids
>plays football with kids
>MVP
>no heart

>wouldn't go after the ball with a super bowl on the line

The MVP will be between Eli Manning, Ben Rothlisberger and Russell Wilson

Neither of those 3 have ever come close to sniffing an MVP in their career

I actually think Philip Rivers has a shot at it this year. A lot of people forgot that he was crushin the pussy through the first half of the season. The entire offensive line can't get tanked with injuries for the third year in a row can it?

>Russel wilson

>The entire offensive line can't get tanked with injuries for the third year in a row can it?

For the Chargers, it can.

Neither did Cam Newton or Brian Sipe or Bert Jones or Steve McNair.

MVP is based on a single season stupid.

And 2 of them have had MVP like seasons, Russell Wilson would have won it last year if it wasn't for Cam Newton and Ben Rothlisberger could have won it in 2014.

Eli Manning has had great seasons, though not MVP, but with his WR this season based and the way he's been playing the past 2 seasons, he will be in contention.

This, why would you want the team to spend all this money on a mediocre qb. Brandon Marshall and Eric Decker made hiim look phenomenal. He was definitely exciting to watch but Geno has a cannon and has had a year to get to know the offense.

I'd rather have Fitz, but not at a retarded price.

Also, I feel really bad for Mo Wilkerson. He's a good football player and a good man, I hope he doesn't get on bad terms with the Jets and just understands it makes no sense to pay him.

More talented young players and a good QB. They have a good coach and veteran talent that can guide the young players. One more good draft and Jets may be an above average team