What went wrong lads?

What went wrong lads?

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i bet the best male high school soccer team could beat the womens national team

Nothing.

The US soccer team failing is exactly what this country needs to make the "soccer's the next big thing here" meme die.

A mediocre male high school soccer team could beat the USWNT

i would love to see this, reckage would be historic

Literally fucking everything.

they did
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>Klansmann sucks
>Most of the players suck
>Virtually no skill on the team
>muh heart won't win in the long run
>MLS is a joke

I mean honestly what do you expect? we are a shit team.

I love how the women's national team reinforces that soccer is for women and kids in America.

did we lose the world cup again
step it up freddy adu

Sure, but this opening game was a special kind of JUST

kek

But Colombia is the better team.

BTFO

Answer the question.

Better team? Yes. But at the very least, the US team is expected to be competitive.

>play strikers on wings
>strategy is literally just playing long crosses and hoping columbia lets one through
>bradley trying to impersonate 2005 pirlo style but just stands around like 2016 pirlo and sucked dick all game
>klinnsman
>dempsey's only move at this point is running into the box and falling down
honestly only losing 2-0 is a relief

This team is regressing under Klansmen desu

It wasn't a bad match either.
I would still bet on you as #2 in your group.

Klinsman isn't leading your team, he's building the basis of your youth program so you have decent players in 10 years from what i see.

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>Bedoya was a raging shit mess
>BASED GUZAN
>Lots of shit crosses and headers

Was Ali watching this US team? Was it the final straw?

Thanks, Little Texas.
You're our only friend...;_;

Sorry about the whole Allende thing

They had way more control of the field than i expected, coupled with their african tier physical ability they could very well be second.

Too bad they have also african skill in moving the ball and shooting.

>building the basis of your youth program

exactly.

but the problem is he's expected to win now, so that leads him to trying these formations with dempsey in the middle and scrubs like zardes and wood on the wings and hoping theres enough talent for it to work out but the US simply does not give a shit about soccer yet.

You simply lack the skill, there isn't enough tactics in the world that can help you win against a motivated big team, that doesn't mean you couldn't win out of sheer luck, hang in there.

In 10 years and if the mexicans don't poison your youth with useless chicanos too much you could very well break that barrier.

Isn't happening dude

You only really need 20 people, it's not impossible with your population size, More people must have seen this game than uruguay has people.

but I doubt more have considered it as professional career path

>dis deluded argienegro

LMAO

The problem is that our best athletes do not play soccer. They play football, basketball, baseball, and even hockey before they play soccer.

Cuantas copas tenes paco?

We werent that bad desu. We just sucked dick up front where Dempshit blew multiple chances and Yedlin foolishly costed us a goal.

>Klinsman isn't leading your team, he's building the basis of your youth program
Do you know how retarded that sounds? What is he doing impregnating women or something? He has nothing to do with younger players. He is only the coach for the national team you retard.

You hired Klinsmann

Also Pekerman treated us seriously and had Colombia not take any risks so they played conservatively.

>I don't know shit about soccer: the post

Look up his actual title and its duties, you fucking idiot.

Sorry this was meant for

shit I keep fucking up this was actually meant for

I'm very sure USA will be 2nd in their group.

Texas is right. I'd say we can still get first place. Columbia is going to loose

>all these fuckups
Leave your mistakes on the pitch, baldy Bradley

Let's hope Columbia loses one of their games and US wins others.

Klinsmann is stealing us dollar
Hire an italian, learn catenaccio and counter, don´t give a fuck about buzzwords like hoofball and antifootball, tiki-taka, jogo bonito and such

>Le Klinsmann meme

He was hired to make the future coache's job easier. He was hired to win now. That's what all coaches are hired for.

He has obviously shown his incompetence for too long and he should be fired. If the Germans didn't want him, why should we? fuck him

>Costa Rica and tough Paraguay
I'd be worried desu

>He was hired to make the future coache's job easier.
*wasn't


Sorry I'm drunk

who's on the market?

>costa rica
kek. they're not as good as 2 or 3 years ago. Didn't they lose their coach too?

>paragay
>tough
pick one nigger

just buy Luiz Felipe "Felipao" Scolari :)

Paraguay is way more talented than the US and are way more competent tactically, you are fucked desu

no. We want Maradona. He did good in South Africa.

dunno but look in Serie A, many would take the job

>mexishit thinking his opinion matters

I really hope Trump deports your and your family Jose.

now say it without crying

Seriously, why can't Amerilards into the best sport of all time? They school the world in pretty much everything but somehow just can't handle football.

Incompetence? Nobody could coach this team full of talentless scrubs.

neither can your country.

Paraguay is not that easy, senpai.

>they're not as good as 2 or 3 years ago
Really? that's a shame

the other sports take the best kids.

Mexibro, answer honestly how do you feel your team is going to do this first round?

Any issues/players left out/ included that shouldn't have been?

I don't really follow your team so much, and I'm too lazy to google it, so I just want to hear an opinion from a mexibro

Do you think the Leicester guy had better players?

Because American soccer has basically been a thing for only 20 years

Lester City would have dominated this US team.

far, far better.

>Mexibro, answer honestly how do you feel your team is going to do this first round?
Tie against URGAY, win against Venezuela and Jamaica, finish first in our group, win against Chili in the QF, out in the semis against Argentina.
>Any issues/players left out/ included that shouldn't have been?
Not really, just Jonathan dos Santos because of injury, everyone who should be there is on the team and they are all looking great specially Chicharito and Guardado.

>if only we had Landon Donovan back

sigh. fucking klinsman.

>Americans forcing this soccer popularity meme for a good 5 years now
>still no one pays attention to based rugby or 20twenty test cricket

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Man, at least your youngsters are getting playtime.

>I rate Pachuca's youth program

>thinking you're gonna win against Venezuela

Ha! Probably ;_;

>based rugby

You didn't even win a game in the last WC.

Not even Landycakes could have saved this team.

I can't blame Klinsmann for how shit this team is. Most of these guys are only there because their replacements are even worse. Klinsmann is just an easy scapegoat for players who are less technical than a gaggle of pre-school soccer kids running around the field.

Just cause we're shit a rugby doesn't mean it's not a cool sport.

Cricket is not based though

>knockoff nfl and knockoff baseball

why isn't altidore playing? he was what the game needed

Everyone's gonna win against Venezuela, maybe if you're lucky it's gonna be a tie with Jamaica.

I agree

Rugby cool

Cricket a shit

>inb4 its a better boreball

I also haze baseball and while yeah it might be better its still boring, and so is baseball.

>jUSt

Yeah, too bad we didn't get to be in the same group as Colombia, we would've won those 3 points at least.

Pachuca's youth program is actually pretty great by mexican standards, better than Chivas'. Lozano is already the best mexican player in Liga MX.

>You didn't even win a game in the last WC.
thats because about no one gives a shit about rugby here. if the sport got as much attention as soccer has now we'd be great

#3 team in the world plays us, what do you expect you sperg? Yea we had jitters and bad touches but we came into our own and played decent in the second half, we're seeing improvements all over the field, why don't you stream some blacked.com during the next game and let us know how you feel after.

>#3 team in the world plays us
What? I really hope you're not talking about colombia.

>i rate fifa rankings

I know, thats why I rate it.

Maybe shouldn't have used the meme arrow but its a habit at this point.

Any other youngsters showing promise?
Is La Chofis just a meme?

They are coca cola rankings you idiot

Yes, he would've elevated the USMNT's performance from "DVD extras blooper reel"-tier to "slapstick comedy movie"-tier.

>He rates meme20

But seriously, why are women so dumb?

>Any other youngsters showing promise?
Cesar Montes from Monterrey (CB), Gutierrez and Pizarro from Pachuca and Pineda from Chivas are by far the best youngsters in Liga MX, I can see Osorio calling them to the senior squad after the olympics.
>Is La Chofis just a meme?
sadly, he is just another Cubo Torres.

Hmm..

I will take notice when Liga MX starts up again, until then I have to put up with the MLS I guess.

how about we deport you for liking soccer Jose? Holy shit I really hope trump wins so all you spics get deported

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literally the worst team in tournament

Expecting Klansman to reach a semi-final in the CA or WC is like asking an amateur Norwegian team to win the CL. You can't constantly blame the manager for the lackluster ability of a team. No other manager in the world could get this shite team anywhere near a WC knock-out round.

Team could be better. Klinsmann is playing players where they aren't the most comfortable. Talent wise this team is the best we've ever produced

Also, before I go to bed, here is a friendly reminder that Klinsmann involvement in US soccer will span generations